Saturday, February 28, 2009
And here's Angelina, the chubby whippet (hey, she's on prednesone!) letting those naughty boys know how she feels about their behavior.
There now. Don't we all feel better?
Cue the music, Samantha, I'd like to be serenaded with Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up"...and gimme those 808s.
Eff. Look at that a-hole. Flexing his thuggy muscles on a jetski. Oh Chris Brown. You're such a badass, aren't you? Beatin' up girls and gettin' away with it--AND getting her back in your bed. Awesome.
Yeah. Rihanna is back with Chris Brown. Anyone else SO not surprised?
I'm sure he'll never hit a woman again. Right?
Friday, February 27, 2009
During a taping of Vh1's Storytellers on February 13th, Kanye said to the audience, "Can't we give Chris a break? ... I know I make mistakes in life."
One day, one day soon ya'll, women are gonna take to the streets. And I'll be right there with Kanye's effigy singeing my hair as I fly that fucker proudly. Ladies? Just let me know the time and place.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Amy? What are you thinking? You were doing relatively (?) well on your extended holiday in St. Lucia, weren;t you? (Aside from the topless photos, rumors of indiscriminate sex with men and women, and begging for drinks from hotel patrons...it's all relative, I s'pose.) Now that Blake Incarcerated is out of the hoosegow/pokey/clink/slammer, you feel the need to go a-runnin' back? I think we all know how this story will end.
It's not gonna be pretty, people.
Rihanna was spotted in Mexico this past weekend in a white bikini, and reportedly "looking sad". It seems as though her physical scars are healing, but no doubt the emotional ones will take more than just a couple of weeks to mend. I hope she seeks professional help for these wounds. It takes more than just a sunny vacation and hanging with friends to work this kind of shit out.
"After being shuttled to various locations over the past two weeks to protect her privacy, the 21-year-old star was photographed this weekend on the beach in Punta Mita, Mexico. She previously logged short stints in Los Angeles and her native Barbados."
Meanwhile, girlfriend-batterer Chris Brown is taking some anger management classes. Yeah, it's always better to take them after you turn your boo's face into hamburger, rather than prior to the beating, isn't it? I mean, I'm sure he never even knew he could get that pissed off at her, right? That would require some self-awareness and restraint. Dumbshit. As IF we all can't tell this is for PR (read: MONEY) purposes, as well as his court date in just a matter of days.
Chris Brown is a pathetic piece of crap.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Jennifer Hudson is appearing on "Oprah" on Friday. I can't imagine Jennifer opening up to anyone but Oprah. When the horrific murder of three members of her family took place in Chicago last November, the devastated Dreamgirls Oscar winner stayed in the city, under the watchful eye of Winfrey. A source tells Star magazine,
"Jennifer has been staying at Oprah's East Lake Shore Drive condo. There's plenty of privacy and security there."
I just love Jennifer's voice. "Spotlight" is a fantastic song. I wish the she and Robin Thicke (who she's touring with) would add Seattle to their schedule. That would be an amazing show...
I'm tired of eating Special K with berries for breakfast. Breakfast is honestly my favorite meal...give me eggs Benedict, homemade toast, fresh orange juice, hot tea and a nap and that's heaven on earth in my book. I'm getting bored with my "salad sammies" for lunch. However, I'm not remotely tired of Stephen's fantastic dinners. He surprises me each night with a new and delicious meal...veggie pizza without sauce, seared ahi in a spinach salad with avocado, pears and a wasabi dressing (from scratch, my friends)...yeah, he ROCKS.
I want to feel good again. I want desperately to be one of those people who thrive on movement and exercise--but I'm not. I actually had a doctor tell me once (when I was 17 and getting a stress-test for a mild heart issue) that my body "doesn't tolerate exercise well". What the hell?
Fox is back on the big screen once again as Mikaela in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, due for a June release, while Green has been bolstering his resume as a regular on the TV series Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
This poor girl needs your love and attention...
- THE TRAGIC REALITY OF PUPPY MILLS
We received an e-mail plea regarding an older female boxer who was rescued from a horrendous puppy mill situation. Officials have been trying to shut this operation down for quite some time without success. Luckily, for some of the dogs, the owner of this puppy mill became ill and was hospitalized. Her daughter finally called the authorities and agreed to let them have the adult dogs. Sadly, she was able to keep all of the puppies.
Most of the dogs were small dogs, but there were also two boxers. Unfortunately, the other boxer was killed because he did not pass the shelter’s behavior evaluation. Three of the small dogs were euthanized for health reasons. An additional two dogs were found dead on the property. All of the dogs were shy and in terrible condition. Gertie was a favorite of the shelter staff because she was so sweet.
When we saw the picture of Gertie , her eyes were pleading with us; we knew we could not leave her to die in the shelter. Her age was estimated to be at least 10 years old. She has no teeth, and has obviously been bred multiple times. She is grossly underweight at 39 pounds. She has not been spayed because the veterinarian at the shelter said it would not be safe. We will make an appointment for Gertie to see our vet as soon as possible. She will receive a much needed medical work-up. Arrangements were immediately made to have her transported to one of our foster homes. More to come when Gertie arrives.
To help GERTRUDE you can either DONATE ONLINE AT:> <http://www.boxerrescue.com/> www.boxerrescue.com or you can send a check> directly to: Northeastern Boxer Rescue, P.O. Box 95 Sunderland MA 01375.
Thank you so much for taking the time to read about this sad and avoidable issue.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Pretty lame, but I'm posting it anyway...
"According to Extra, Chris Brown is trying to get back into Rihanna's good graces by sending her gifts up the wazoo. In addition to pleading presents, the alleged abuser also called Rihanna to wish her a happy 21st birthday. So what did Brown send to say he was sorry?
A diamond bracelet and necklace and an iPod touch."
I smell a reconciliation coming...soon. First the charges will be dropped, a little time will go by, everyone will say they had counseling and now see the error of their ways...blah, blah, blah.
I can just hear it: "But I LOVE him! It was MY fault, too! He said he was sorry and that he'd never do it again!"
Michelle Obama makes it look so easy, doesn't she? How many women with real bodies can make a dress look better than it did on the model?
They both looked wonderful at this past weekend's Governors Dinner held at the White House.
Actually, Lindsay is lucky her boobs have stuck around this long...but it looks like they are beginning their haitus. She coulda worn a bra with that weird dress, too, by the way.
I admit it. Sharon's boobs look good. (If you tilt your computer screen just right, you will see what I'm talking about.) She's over 50, ya'll. However. When is it okay for women to wear see-through dresses in public? (Unless you are one of the following, of course: Carmen Electra; any of Hef's girlfriends..you get the idea...hoochies.) Des-per-ate.
Neither one of these (ahem) "ladies" attended the actual Oscar ceremony, but felt the need to trot around town looking for parties that might allow them to enter.
Anne Hathaway irritates me, but
her dress is lovely.
Frieda Pinto, gorgeous in colbalt
Actor in a Leading Role: Sean Penn, Milk
Actress in a Leading Role: Kate Winslet, The Reader
Actor in a Supporting Role: Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
Actress in a Supporting Role: Penélope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Director: Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire
Original Screenplay: Dustin Lance Black, Milk
Adapted Screenplay: Simon Beaufoy, Slumdog Millionaire
Animated Feature Film: WALL-E
Foreign Language Film: Departures (Japan)
Original Score: A.R. Rahman, Slumdog Millionaire
Original Song: "Jai Ho," A.R. Rahman and Gulzar; Slumdog Millionaire
Art Direction: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Cinematography: Slumdog Millionaire
Costume Design: The Duchess
Makeup: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Film Editing: Slumdog Millionaire
Documentary Feature: Man on Wire
Documentary Short Subject: Smile Pinki
Animated Short Film: La Maison en Petits Cubes
Live Action Short Film: Spielzeugland (Toyland)
Sound Editing: The Dark Knight
Sound Mixing: Slumdog Millionaire
Visual Effects: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award: Jerry Lewis
Sunday, February 22, 2009
This Dell "Red" commercial (with Mick Jagger singing, Charmed Life) gave me chills the first time I saw it--and it still does.
It's totally Hunter...he does lead a charmed life, and does create a fuss when he's in a crowd...and this young man embodies Hunter physically, as well.
Hunter's doing really well right now. He completed rehab and is living in a Sober House in the city.
We're all taking one day at a time with him.
People Magazine is reporting:
Nicole Richie and boyfriend Joel Madden are expecting another child, barely a year after the arrival of daughter Harlow Winter Kate Madden last Jan. 11. In a message on the Web site of Good Charlotte, the band he fronts, Madden, 29, wrote, "I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope [you're] all feeling as good as i am right now." Madden's message is titled "Better than winning an OSCAR!"After a famously wild childhood, Richie, 27, credited the birth of daughter Harlow for leading her to a more tranquil life at home with Madden. "She gives life a whole new meaning."
You know, if baby Felix had been a girl his name would've been Harlow, too. Just a little newsflash. I'm in love with my little MeatPie...wouldn't have it any other way...maybe later? I think Dayna wants to name a girl "Veruca" now, though. Oh.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Isn't this an odd way to celebrate a 30th birthday? I guess Jennifer Love Hewitt is a real fan of Audrey Hepburn!! I know she played her in that lame-ass TV movie, but that was years ago. Obsessed much?
Here the actress is celebrating her birthday Saturday morning visiting and having breakfast at the Tiffany & Co. store in Beverly Hills. She appears to be alone. She and her fiance` broke up a few weeks ago, so I guess she and Paris Hilton are both wearing outfits out of the Dress Up Chest. (See post below re: StupidParisHilton, k?)
What is WRONG with J.Love? Weirdo.
I admit it. I'm an anglophile when it comes to music and certain MEN (David Beckham, Jason Statham, Gavin Rossdale, Daniel Craig...) I love Snow Patrol, David Bowie, Duffy, Paul Weller (pronounced Pohl Wellah), Adele, Oasis, Mark Ronson, Amy Winehouse, Royworld, Keane, oh, the list goes on and on.
I'm irritated, though, because I haven't been able to find a broadcast of this year's Brit Awards on our one and only BBC channel. Again, I hate DishNetwork, goddamnit.
Here are the 2009 Brit Award Winners:
International Female Solo Artist: Katy Perry
British Breakthrough Act: Duffy
International Group: Kings Of LeonBritish Male Solo Artist: Paul Weller
International Album: Kings Of Leon - Only By the Night
British Live Act: Iron Maiden
British Group: Elbow
Critics Choice: Florence And The Machine
International Male Solo Artist: Kanye West
British Single: Girls Aloud – “The Promise”
British Album: Duffy – Rockferry
Outstanding Contribution To Music: Pet Shop Boys
Producer of the Year: Bernard Butler
The Grand Ballroom at Hollywood & Highland, 6801 Hollywood Blvd.,
Hollywood's biggest party of the year also will be one of the most Zen as feng shui elements -- earth, metal, water, wood and fire -- are put on display. Look for mammoth Japanese shadow boxes.
Sunset Tower Hotel, 8358 W. Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood
Taking place in a new location (good-bye Morton's), Grey Goose cocktails will circulate in a more intimate affair than in years past.
Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Award Viewing Party
Pacific Design Center, 8687 Melrose Ave., Los Angeles
Designer Anthony Todd is creating a "Simply Elegant Supper Club" theme replete with mirrored bars and lush hydrangeas flower arrangements.
The Envelope Please, Oscar Viewing Party to Benefit APLA
The Abbey, 692 N. Robertson Blvd., West Hollywood
Since it's APLA's 25th anniversary, a silver theme takes center stage. APLA clients will receive the evening's centerpieces donated by Couture Baskets. Jennifer Love Hewitt presides.
Prince's home in Beverly Park
Look for details on the event to keep you guessing until the last minute. But one thing is certain, you'll be partying like it's 2009.
Tim and James's Oscar and Pre-Oscar Party
Tim and James's Home
The most exclusive party of the evening.
Security will be posted within a thirty mile zone...(TMZ, ya'll!)
And no...I will never grow weary of Angie and her freakish beauty.