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BREAKING NEWS: Dipped in Cream Has MOVED!!

2010-01-03T18:28:00.000-08:00

Hey, y'all! We have MOVED! Find all the same, but new and improved ridiculousness here:

Dipped In Cream

Be sure to BOOKMARK, add to your favorites and read us everyday. Commenting is just as easy as ever--so please keep in touch!

xoxo ~ julia

Someone explain to me what the GOTDAMNHELL JLo is wearing!

2010-01-01T20:29:00.000-08:00

Jen? You're kidding me, right?

Here's Mrs. Handcuffed Skeletor last night in NYC, performing for God knows WHAT and for WHOM. All I know is, she looks like a loon. A very sparkly, squished, leotarded LOON.

Happy New Year, Babies!!!

2010-01-01T18:33:00.000-08:00

Oh, my darling readers...I wish you the most peaceful, loving and prosperous 2010. You have made my life so much richer by being loyal and wonderful.

Here are some photos from last night's AMAZING party with The Boys, Tim and James from SUGARDADDY'S. If you follow me on Facebook, you can find more pictures. (If anyone is interested, my dress is from http://www.pinupgirlclothing.com/pinup-couture-jessica-houndstooth.html -- and I LOVE it.)

I do want to pass on another fantastic blog called Crazy Days and Nights right now. Every New Year's Day, "Enty" (short for Entertainment Attorney--because that's what he is...) reveals a TON of Blind Items. Here's his website: Crazy Days and Nights.

Just click and find out the big fat secrets...

Here's what I'd like from YOU. Photos of your New Year's. Whether you stayed home and watched Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin on CNN or watched fireworks in Sydney, Australia--I want it ALL.

Another quick note, within the next few days, I'll be moving to http://dippedincream.com .

This is SUPER exciting and will be great for everyone! I'll keep you posted...

I love you all and again, HAPPY NEW YEAR, Y'ALL!!!!

Oh, and p.s. I realize Patrick and I are camera hogs. No need to tell me.

Today's Blind Item - Yet another one, y'all Edition

2009-12-31T14:07:00.000-08:00

"After this actor unexpectedly lost his wife, he had a major life change. Now that he's single, he's considered to be a great catch, but it's unlikely that any lucky ladies will "catch" him. That's because he now prefers young men. Particularly slender male escorts between 18 and 21.

He cruises the web for young men and calls himself "Leo." If he's VERY interested in someone he will fly the guy to wherever he is. He brings the escorts to his homes in New York and Los Angeles and is always polite and generous. Sorry, ladies."

via [Blind Gossip]

Oh dear. I'm hearin' all KINDSA names with this one. Ask me and I'll tell ya.

Happy Birthday, Hannibal Lecter--I mean, Anthony Hopkins!!

2009-12-31T11:42:00.000-08:00

Anthony Hopkins

Happy Birthday to my favorite Welshman, ~~Hannibal Lecter~~ Anthony Hopkins. Our favorite face-biter (swooooon) is 72 years old today. And as a gift, I have the alternate ending KISS from Hannibal.

Best. Kiss. Ever. I LOVE when he says,
"...that's my girl.". Mmmmm.

This is good...

So when Stephen and I were flying back to the States from Florence (there's your Snobby McSnooterson Quote of the Day!), there was a gentleman seated in front of us, whom I swore was Hannibal. I wouldn't let go of that image of him feeding the little boy that a-holes brains. It. Was. AWESOME.

I know. Enough with the serial killer stuff. For today, anyway.

Annette? Not a WORD from you, ya hear?

This. Is. Awesome. (For dorks like me.)

2009-12-30T22:05:00.000-08:00

If this awesomeness means nothing to you, we're through.

Not really. It just means you're not quite as dorky as I am with regard to the tremendousnous known as American Psycho. You know, the crazy-ass movie with Christian-what-don't-you-f*cking-understand-Bale as Patrick Bateman?? Check out this billboard in New Zealand.

I cannot look at anyone's business card without secretly laughing in my head because of this scene.

American Psycho: Business Card Scene - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.

Thanks, Stuart!!

Eff. The embed was pulled.

Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods, y'all.

2009-12-30T11:46:00.000-08:00

Ugh.

Hey! Tiger Woods! It's your birthday! Here is my little gift to you:

It's all OVER the internet that what happened Thanksgiving night was a bit more than what we've all been told. After seeing texts from one of Tiger's hoes on his phone, it seems Elin took a 9 iron to Tiger's face, leaving a huge gash on his cheekbone and almost knocking out those two enormous front Chicklets. That would explain Tiger's resistance in speaking with the authorities.

via TheExaminer.com

"...between 11:30 pm – midnight, Elin confronted him about the message she found on his phone. It is also reported that she found photos on the cell phone.

Elin asked Tiger to come clean but he denied everything and told her she was reading “too much into it.” When he turned to face the television at one point thereafter, Elin apparently hit him with a 9 iron on the right side of his face, creating a huge gash and almost taking out two of his upper teeth.

Additionally, a bone was broken on the upper right side of Tiger’s face.
Tiger, shoeless, ran out of the house with Elin swinging the club behind him. She used the club to knock out the windows of the SUV, and from this point, the "cubs" began to emerge from Tiger's lair, one by one.

Bisher also reported that Elin panicked and called Mark Steinberg, Tiger’s agent, for advice on what to say. This accounts for the two different versions given by Elin.

Tiger was taken to the hospital where he was patched up but was told by the doctors he needed plastic surgery. They recommended a cosmetic dentist and a plastic surgeon in Phoenix."

Phoenix? That's handy. Isn't that where the posh rehab facility is that I wrote about yesterday?

So yeah. Happy Birthday, Eldrick Tont Woods.

Today's Blind Item - Just ONE MORE BABY Edition

2009-12-29T21:46:00.000-08:00

"While you should take the rumors that she is pregnant right now with a grain of salt, this star couple is definitely looking to add a child to their family next year. Their latest hunting ground may surprise you. It's not Africa or Asia, or even the United States.

She wanted even more publicity than usual, so she looked beyond the usual borders to … the Middle East! Mr. and Mrs. recently made a very quiet trip to Jordan to inquire about adopting a child of Muslim parentage.

They were both very covered up during the trip, and she wore no makeup. As usual, this entire venture is her idea, and he is just tagging along. We're curious about his strategy for getting out of this relationship if their family gets bigger."

via [Blind Gossip]

Oh, brother. Waaaaay too easy. I just highlighted the incredibly obvious clues.

Here comes Tiger Woods, here comes Tiger Woods, right down Rehab Lane!

2009-12-29T20:59:00.000-08:00

'Member when Tiger used to

scream "EFF YOU SEE KAY"

on the green? Or in his driveway?

Or in his hotel room?

Okay. I'll stop. And I know that is a lame headline. It's all I have.

Did Tiger call Charlie Sheen and David Duchovny for a little advice? Sure looks like it. Now, this falls under the category of "Grain of Salt", but The Enquirer is reporting that Tiger is going to the rehab. Awesome. I'll bet there are some hot blonds with fake titties being treated for an eating disorder...just his type!

via The Enquirer:

"In a last-ditch effort to save his marriage, a shell-shocked Tiger Woods will check into rehab to seek treatment for his sexual compulsions and prescription drug use, insiders have told The Enquirer exclusively. The disgraced golfing great agreed to get help at an Arizona clinic after spending the Christmas holiday with his family, say sources. The serial cheater's decision to get therapy is part of a deal struck with his stunning wife Elin to persuade her not to dump him.

"Elin gave Tiger an ultimatum -- seek treatment or forget all about winning her back," revealed an insider. "Rehab is at the top of the list of things he must do. Tiger will be going into rehab in early January to treat his sexual compulsion and his use of the drugs Ambien and Vicodin."

This will never work...in oh, so many ways.

Hey Marc Anthony and JLo at the Dolphins game--What. The GOTDAMNHELL are you wearing?

2009-12-28T21:42:00.000-08:00

A light blue jumpsuit.

Check out homegirl. Ohhmmm. Oh, gurrrl.

LOOK at his necklace. Or is it a neckPIECE?

First of all? These two are guilty as charged for having babies as Media Accessories. I just know Max and Emme are far more attached to their dozens of nannies than they are to these two dorks.

Okay. These outfits. The 70's are not coming back with jumpsuits--and neither are big ol' man necklaces. At. All. I don't care if this misogynistic tiny Puerto Rican a-holo owns a little bit of the lame Miami Dolphins. He looks worse than the woman he has in a deathgrip.

Clearly, I don't care for Marc Anthony.

Today's Blind Item - Bully/Crybaby Edition

2009-12-28T12:19:00.000-08:00

"Trouble is brewing between these two Celebrity families who used to be very close friends and the trouble started with their children. One child from one of the families is being accused of bullying a younger child from the other family. Apparently, when the two clans get together this older ‘bully' pushes, hits, threatens and intimidates.

To make matters worse, when the accusations were brought up, the parents of the child denied it and claimed that their child was close to perfect, further causing tension. Needless to say, the two families aren't hanging out anymore

No one from this is part of Sarah Jessica Parker's family."

[BuzzFoto]

The Crybaby

Kingston Rossdale

Bully possibility #1

Cruz Beckham

Bully possibility #2

Stinkfoot Suri

This is all speculation. Cruz Beckham is one year old than Kingston Rossdale, and Stinkfoot is 1 month older than Crybaby Kingston.

I would die from laughter -- LITERALLY - if the bully is Suri. I think the Beckhams would have a little chat with their kid about bad behavior, but we all know Stinkfoot rules the gotdamn Xenu roost, so my money is on her being the brat. (Although, I think a side eye from a certain girafffe would make Kingston cry, don't you?)

Snippy, the newborn giraffe is totally judging you.

2009-12-26T18:54:00.000-08:00

"Are you seriously wearing that?"

I'm dying. Wait...I have to say it like Rachel Zoe. I. DIEEE. (I got a tremendous pair of sunglasses from her fashion line for Christmas from my mom and I love 'em.)

This baby giraffe was born giving the head tilt, pursed lips and side-eye, with what appear to be eyelash extensions. (Patrick thinks he's queer, of course.) I just think it's hilarious that you can totally read his expression...first of all, he was born in Vallejo, California at the Six Flags Discovery Kingdom. I think this tiny baby realizes that Santa Barbara is just a couple hours north and wishes someone--anyone would get him up there where he belongs.

I don't blame him. (And I've seen that look in the mirror a few times myself. Hmmmph.)

Happy Birthday, Jared Leto! Daaaayum.

2009-12-26T14:08:00.000-08:00

Awwww yeeaah.

DAAAAYUM.

Oh, Jared Leto. My mom loves you. Patrick loves you. And I love you, you purrrdy thing. I can listen to this cover of DumbassKanye's Stronger on a gotdamn loop. People love talkin' crap about Jared's band, 30 Seconds to Mars, but I love 'em.

What's your favorite role played by Purdy Jared? Requiem for a Dream, Fight Club, Alexander the Great, Panic Room (CORNROWS!), or as JORDAN CATALANO in My So-Called Life?

Happy 38th birthday, Jared. Mmm.

Charlie Sheen's wife, Brooke Mueller wants a divorce. Blind Item Reveal!

2009-12-26T13:24:00.000-08:00

The good ol' days

Well, well, well. What do we have here? The proof of my hints of the Blind Item I posted two weeks ago?

RadarOnline is reporting that Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen's wife and mother of their twin baby boys will be filing for divorce very soon.

"Sheen's arrest on felony domestic violence charges followed a night of arguing after a quiet trial separation of the couple, sources tell RadarOnline.com exclusively.

Mueller has now decided that she will file divorce papers in the very near future, we've learned exclusively.

Sheen's arrest on felony domestic violence charges followed a night of arguing after a quiet trial separation of the couple, sources tell RadarOnline.com exclusively.

Mueller has now decided that she will file divorce papers in the very near future, we've learned exclusively.

Both Mueller and Sheen were partying the night before the incident and had alcohol in their systems at 8:34am when 911 was called. Sheen has been through rehab for drug and alcohol abuse."

I think Charlie just needs a little vacation on The Privacy in South Beach, Florida. Know'msayin'? (Tiger Woods, y'all.) Because after that, he can just trot down to the Child Support Enforcement Office so his checks can be split between Brooke and Denise Richards.

Gotdammit, Charlie Sheen! Quit beatin' up your wife and goin' to jail!

2009-12-25T17:00:00.000-08:00

Nice Christmas Mugshot

Oh, I know it's Christmas, y'all, but obviously the a-hole named Charlie Sheen doesn't know, so Imma cuss in this post, mmkay?

What a dumbfuck. What a lovely Christmas in Aspen. A dream holiday, if you will. A lovely dream made in hell. Guess which bitch is in jail again. y'all.

via TMZ:

"Charlie Sheen was arrested today in Aspen, Colorado and is being held in jail without bond.

Police responded after a 911 call was made at 8:34 AM. When cops arrived, they arrested Sheen for felony second degree assault, felony manacing and criminal mischief, a misdemeanor.

The name of the victim was not disclosed."

An ambulance arrived on scene, but the alleged victim was not transported.

Sheen will stay in jail until he appears before a judge.

UPDATE: Sources tell TMZ the alleged victim is Sheen's wife, Brooke Mueller. Sheen's publicist, Stan Rosenfield, "Do not be mislead by appearance. Appearance and reality can be as different as night and day. It would benefit everyone not to jump to any conclusion."

Asshole. Ummm...the appearance of Charlie's MUGSHOT is misleading? Oh. Okaaay.

Just so you know how we say "Y'all"...

2009-12-25T16:34:00.000-08:00

Oh, Paula Deen. Patrick and I love this fine southern woman. And it's important to me for y'all to know how "y'all" is truly pronounced.

It's almost as if it because it begins with an "N", ny'all.

Merry Christmas and Happy 60th Birthday to Sissy Spacek!

2009-12-25T12:20:00.000-08:00

Sissy Spacek is 60 years old? When did THAT happen? Here's a little bit o' Sissy in her Oscar-winning role in Coal Miner's Daughter.

You don't even KNOW how Patrick and I quote this movie...not quite as much as Raising Arizona, but almost.

Merry Christmas from Dipped in Cream - David Bowie and Bing Crosby's "Little Drummer Boy"

2009-12-24T10:18:00.000-08:00

Oh, don't you LOVE that?

Here's what else I love...YOU!!

Have a wonderful Christmas my sweet Dollies...MUAH!

xoxo Julia

Another Brittany Murphy post - Troubling movie posters; "Deadline" and "Abandoned"

2009-12-23T21:25:00.000-08:00

Posters being pulled

for Brittany's film, "Deadline"

The posters for Brittany Murphy's current straight-to-dvd film, Deadline, have been pulled from Redbox kiosks, out of respect for the actress's untimely death this past Sunday.

While I was researching this film, I came across news about Brittany's last film Abandoned and was completely shocked by her appearance. Tell me what you think.

The poster for "Abandoned"

Brittany in character in "Abandoned"

Angelina Jolie as Lisa in "Girl Interrupted",

which Brittany co-starred as Daisy.

Resemblance much?

Prior to her sudden and unexpected death, Brittany Murphy had just finished working on her final movie, "Abandoned", in June. In the film, Murphy plays a woman desperately trying to find her husband (played by Dean Cain), who has mysteriously disappeared from a hospital.

So the thing is, why does Brittany seem to be channeling Angelina Jolie as Lisa from Girl Interrupted--the film they both co-starred in, and Angie won the Oscar for? Am I just imagining things?

I don't think so. My eyes popped out when I saw that photo of Brittany. Thoughts?

Florida boy who was set on fire by teens, Michael Brewer, home for Christmas

2009-12-23T17:52:00.000-08:00

Michael Brewer

Michael, struggling with his

painful rehab.

This story made me sick and angry when it happened. Three teens who set another young teen, Michael Brewer on FIRE over a "snitching" issue. Michael was released from the hospital today, but has, according to his doctors, the rest of his life to recover from these horrible injuries.

via CNN:

"Three teens -- Denver Jarvis and Matthew Bent, both 15, and Jesus Mendez, 16 -- are accused of being in a group that poured alcohol over Brewer and set him ablaze in what police said was a dispute over $40, a video game and a bicycle. All three teens are charged as adults with one count of attempted murder. Each has pleaded not guilty. If convicted, each could face a sentence of up to 30 years in prison.

Detectives say eyewitnesses told them that Mendez used a lighter to set fire to Brewer after Jarvis poured alcohol over him. Bent allegedly encouraged the attack, police said. Brewer jumped into a pool at his apartment complex to put out the flames.

Authorities have said Mendez admitted setting Brewer on fire. According to an arrest transcript, the boy said he made a "bad decision."

As a mother of two sons, I simply cannot fathom how Michael's mother must feel seeing her darling boy suffering so horribly at the hands of three thugs who set him on fire. I saw Valerie Brewer interviewed today on CNN after Michael was finally allowed to go home after spending months in intensive care for major burns over most of his body. Michael's mother also discussed the night terrors he has each and every night, and how he fears for his safety. It's being reported that the family is no longer living in the home in Deerfield Beach, Florida because none of them feel safe, and that Michael is suffering from post traumatic stress disorder, and will for years.

I know it's probably not appropriate for me to feel as angry as I do about this poor child and the uphill battle he has ahead of him, but I do indeed feel a huge amount of rage. I remember seeing one of the thugs' mothers doing the typical "not MY boy!!" crap for the cameras when asked about how she felt about her son ("allegedly", my ass) participate and laugh while setting Michael on fire. MONSTERS. All of them.

I admire Michael for his bravery in every respect. To have the good sense to jump into a neighbor's pool while he was on fire was amazing in itself. He was stoic and courageous during his painful stay in the hospital, as he is being now while enduring the painful rehabilitation, that causes cracking and bleeding when he has to stretch his limbs.

My heart goes out to this strong, brave family.

Amy Winehouse Arrested...Again.

2009-12-23T14:42:00.000-08:00

"WOT???"

Oh, Amy Winehouse. Up to The No Good again.

"Singer Amy Winehouse was facing a police investigation today for allegedly lashing out at a theatre manager after subjecting panto actors to a stream of abuse.

The troubled star is said to have disrupted a performance of Cinderella on Saturday night by heckling the cast.

She is later alleged to have launched a physical attack on a member of staff at the theatre in Milton Keynes, Bucks.

The Back to Black singer was said to have shocked children and parents by shouting 'He's f ****** behind you' during the performance and yelling out 'F*** Cinders, Prince Charming, marry me".

Refusing to sit down, she also branded the Ugly Sisters 'bitches", The Sun reported.

According to the paper, she later launched herself at front-of-house manager, Richard Pound, allegedly pulling his hair, punching him and kicking him between the legs.

Her outburst was said to have exasperated stars of the show, including Fairy Godmother Anthea Turner, comedian Bobby Davro, playing Buttons, and actor Mickey Rooney, as Baron Hardup."

Hold up. A couple of things: Mickey-Bloody-Rooney is still alive and performing? That's a good one.

And for those of us who really know the story of "Cinderella"...the ugly step-sisters were bitches.

LEAVE AMY ALONE!!!!

Heh.

Brittany Murphy's Funeral to be held December 24th, Christmas Eve

2009-12-23T13:31:00.000-08:00

Rest in peace, Beautiful Girl

Brittany Murphy will be buried at Forest Lawn Cemetery in Hollywood Hills tomorrow, Christmas Eve, in a private ceremony.

The Los Angeles Coroner will hopefully have toxicology reports in 4-6 weeks that will give some insight as to the young star's sudden death on Sunday.

Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins Break Up After 23 Years Together...

2009-12-23T13:08:00.000-08:00

Wow. It's OVER.

Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon broke up? Wow. They were always sorta looked upon as The Perfect Hollywood Couple That Didn't Need a Piece of Paper to Prove Their Love, right? Apparently the couple has been separated since this past summer, but are just now making the official announcement.

Next thing ya know, we'll be hearing that Kurt and Goldie are breaking up! NOOOO!

Prince William Sleeps on London Street...

2009-12-23T11:33:00.000-08:00

Prince William "homeless" in London

Prince William certainly seems to be carrying out his mother's compassion, once again. In order to understand the true plight of the homeless, he spent the night near a bridge in London by trash bins.

via NPR.com

"I cannot, after one night, even begin to imagine what it must be like to sleep rough on London's streets night after night ..." the 27-year-old son of Prince Charles and the late Princess Diana says in a statement posted online by Centrepoint, a charity that focuses on the homeless. "I hope that by deepening my understanding of the issue, I can help do my bit to help the most vulnerable on our streets."

Somehow I don't see Prince Charles ever doing anthing like this in his youth...just sayin'.

Brittany Murphy's Husband, Simon Monjack Speaks Out About His Wife's Death...

2009-12-22T15:39:00.000-08:00

Simon ~~Conjack~~ Monjack

driving himself around the

day Brittany died. Seriously?

I gotta tell ya something. If I were dealing with the death of my spouse or a child, the LAST GOTDAMN THING I would be doing is talking to ANYONE. And I mean ANYONE. Get. The. EFF. Away. That includes news, bloggers or Access-Freaking-Hollywood.

When I hear about someone like this Monjack character (aka Brittany Murphy's husband) talking to Access Hollywood, it makes me cringe. We're all getting the sense that he's trying to clear his name before it's officially sullied.

via AccessHollywood:

“My world was destroyed yesterday,” an emotional Monjack told Access Hollywood on Monday afternoon.

Following the news of the actress’ death at the age of 32 on Sunday, the Hollywood community offered an outpouring of love and condolences for Murphy – and one message, in particular, was very moving to Monjack.

“I loved what Ashton [Kutcher] wrote on Twitter. It was comforting to me,” Monjack told Access Hollywood, adding he did not know his wife’s former “Just Married” co-star personally. “I couldn’t have said it better.” (Really, dude? YOU couldn't have said it better? You left it to your wife's ex-fiance`?)

The message posted by Ashton read, “2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine. My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany’s family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon. see you on the other side kid.”

“She had laryngitis,” he said, noting she had seen a doctor. “She had been tired at the end of the year. She had made a couple movies.” (Oh, and all those prescription drugs found by the bed...)

In his interview with Access, Monjack – who married Murphy in 2007 — took exception to the idea that his wife may have been linked to people who were bad influences on her. (He took "exception", did he?)

“I don’t know why anyone would think that,” he said. “She found love. We found love. Brittany didn’t get to where Brittany was with anyone controlling her… Brittany was Brittany.”

Another publication had some more descriptive outline of this guy and his questionable behavior:

via US Magazine:

Regarding Simon Monjack:

1. He's Been Friends With Brittany Since She Was 17 But they didn't wed until 2007 -- after her two failed engagements to best-boy grip Joe Macaluso and talent agent Jeff Kwatinetz and a seven-month romance with Ashton Kutcher.

2. His nickname to some is "Conjack" He started out directing commercials and later went on to work as a director and screenwriter. But Vanity Fair points out "his most significant credit to date is contributing story material" to the 2006 Edie Sedgwick bio Factory Girl. The film's director George Hickenlooper has accused Monjack -- dubbed "Conjack" by some associates who accuse him of shady business dealings -- of improperly suing to get an executive producer credit on the film, which Hickenlooper alleges Monjack then used to scam his way into other productions. Hickenlooper recently blogged (according to VF):

"He is a con man and a bad guy. When Brittany married him I warned her and warned her as did so many others. I only hope to God that this creep wasn't instrumental in her sad sad demise."

Vanity Fair is NOT a gossip rag, y'all. Oh, and Brittany's long-time friend Jamie Presley's response when asked if she was close to Brittany--"I was, before she married him." Wow.

3. He was evicted According to New York's Daily News, there was a big income disparity between Murphy and Monjack. While she was paid $4 million for 2004's Little Black Book, he encountered numerous financial woes (he was once reportedly sued by a mortgage company for $470,000 and evicted from his residence).

4. He was "incoherent," hospitalized a month before Brittany's death In November, he was rushed to a L.A. hospital after reportedly becoming incoherent during a flight from Puerto Rico (where he was accused of causing problems on the set of one of Murphy's former films, which they denied). Murphy had said he was treated for asthma.

5. He frantically tried to save her life After Murphy was found
"unresponsive" on her bathroom floor Dec. 20, Monjack, who was in bed, ran to the bathroom, according to notes from an investigator with the Los Angeles coroner's office. He "attempted to revive the descendent by placing her in the shower and running the water."

6. He initially didn't want an autopsy performed He has said it was because he "couldn't bear" the idea of his wife being cut open. (An autopsy was performed Monday, but toxicology results could take up to six weeks to be final.)

7. He insists they were in love "We found love," he told Access Hollywood Monday. "Brittany didn't get to where Brittany was with anyone controlling her."

Bottom line: I would need to be admitted to the gotdamn NUTHOUSE if I were him. What about y'all? Is it just me?

Lindsay's sister, Ali Lohan turns 16 today?

2009-12-22T11:17:00.000-08:00

"Doctor? Please make me look like a MILF!"

Nice. A boob job in Ali's early teens.

Ali Lohan, Lindsay's younger sister, turns 16 today. I know, right? I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Ali looks like a 45 year old divorcee` who flirts with the junior high neighbor boys and works as a cocktail waitress at night (Tiger Woods, y'all) while her kids are "asleep".

I'm still waiting for the porn version of Sister Act. What would VIVID call it, though? Little Sister Act? Mommy Pushed Two Sisters to "Act"? Sisters Acting like Pornstars?

Michael and Dina Lohan? You two are going to hell in a handbasket for not being decent parents. Ya hear me talkin' to ya?

Brittany Murphy's prescription drugs found in home by paramedics

2009-12-21T21:36:00.000-08:00

Brittany Murphy

TMZ.com has revealed a list of prescription medications found in the bedroom belonging to Brittany Murphy by paramedics when they arrived to attempt to revive her, unsuccessfully.

"When the paramedics arrived, Brittany was "without signs of life."

"Paramedics moved Brittany from the bathroom to the master bedroom, where they found a slew of prescription drugs -- "A check of the nightstands revealed large amounts of prescription medication in the decedent's name. Also noted were numerous empty prescription medication bottles in the decedent's husband's name, the decedent's mother's name and unidentified third party names."

According to the notes, the medications included Topamax (anti-seizure meds also to prevent migraines), Methylprednisolone (anti-inflammatory), Fluoxetine (depression med), Klonopin (anxiety med), Carbamazepine (treats Diabetic symptoms and is also a bipolar med), Ativan (anxiety med), Vicoprofen (pain reliever), Propranolol (hypertension, used to prevent heart attacks), Biaxin (antibiotic), Hydrocodone (pain med) and miscellaneous vitamins.

Very troubling, indeed.

Brittany Murphy Update - Autopsy Completed; Rumors Still Circulate

2009-12-21T19:13:00.000-08:00

1977 - 2009

So, I'm hearing that Brittany's autopsy results were "normal". By that, they mean there was no outward appearance of trauma and her organs looked relatively "normal". We won't hear about any toxicology reports for 4-6 weeks, and remember, too, that a lot of prescription medications were found in her home. I believe her doctor(s) will be having a chat with the authorities...and soon.

Meanwhile, LOTS of reporters are commenting on what a dirtbag her husband, Simon Monjack was/is, whether it's fair or not. Hundreds of fingers are bring pointed his way with regard to Brittany's demise and Monjack's influence on her lifestyle. We'll have to see what transpires.

Meanwhile, I found a lovely tribute to Brittany on YouTube.

via YouTube

Oh, and TMZ also reported that Brittany left a will - and left everything to her mom. I do know that California is a community property state, which should mean her estate would go to her strange husband at the end of the day. Again, we'll see what happens. "Natural causes" as the reason for a 32-year old woman just doesn't sit well with me. It's well-known that she had body image issues. I think she was extremely beautiful; those enormous eyes and engaging smile...

I think it's just sad all the way around.

Seattle's Woodland Park Zoo gives grizzly bears a special holiday treat!

2009-12-21T17:39:00.000-08:00

A spaghetti and pineapple Christmas tree!

How sweet is this?

via KOMO4News.com

"The grizzlies at the Woodland Park Zoo got a treat this morning when what to their wondering eyes should appear but a tree decorated with pineapple rings.

Zoos call this sort of thing "enrichment" for the animals, but it's also a good way to drum up off-season business.

Until Jan. 3, mention "Winter Fun" upon entry and one child 12 & under gets in free with each paying adult.

Here's the schedule:

Monday, December 21, 28
11:00 a.m., Sun bears
Noon, Grizzlies
1:30 p.m., Pigs
2:00 p.m., Elephants

Tuesday, December 22, 29
11:00 a.m., Orangutans
Noon, Otters
1:00 p.m., Golden lion tamarins
2:00 p.m., Tigers

Wednesday, December 23, 30
11:00 a.m., Snow leopard cubs
1:00 p.m., Gorillas
1:30 p.m., Penguins
2:00 p.m., Australian birds and keas

I love The Woodland Park Zoo. It's a lovely natural space for the animals and birds (the penguin exhibit is amazing!), and the folks who work with the animals are so devoted. During Halloween, many of the animals are given pumpkins for a special snack!

Darling!

Today's Blind Item - Happy Holidays Edition! YAY!

2009-12-21T16:43:00.000-08:00

via CDaN

"...this A list singer who is married to an A list movie actress was in a music store over the weekend and was looking at guitars and trying some of them out. Also in the store at the same time was a teenager who was looking at effects pedals. The specific one the kid was looking at cost about $500 which is pretty pricey for a pedal.

Anyway our singer and the teen talked for awhile and then the singer ended up buying a guitar for himself. While he was at the counter paying he told the cashier to also charge the effects pedal to his credit card and to tell the teen Merry Christmas."

Give me the:

#1 - A list singer
#2 - A list actress

At first I was thinking it was the One I Loathe's husband. After giving it some thought, I realized neither one of them would stoop to even speaking to the dirty masses. (HER words.)

I think it's a handsome, nice man who is married to a gal from his hometown...far and away.

Tiger Woods continues to be a Grade-A A-Hole.

2009-12-21T13:22:00.000-08:00

It's now called The Dumbass

Oh, Tiger Woods. Is this really the best idea you could come up with for Christmas?

Tiger thinks that by loading up his yacht called Privacy (eyeroll) with a bunch of his buddies (only dudes--as bloody IF) and setting off for The Bahamas is the awesome thing to do in the midst of his marriage falling apart. Isn't that what any married guy caught with over 10 mistresses would do?

Enjoy it, my friend. Come 2010, you will be hit with a stack of divorce papers heavy enough to sink that little boat.

If it's Monday, it must be time for a Lindsay Lohan NSFW photo, right?

2009-12-21T10:45:00.000-08:00

So fresh, so clean and refined.

I swear, if the lovely folks at Vivid haven't placed calls to Lindsay's um, people (read: her Twitter account), to do some good, old-fashioned pornography for us, they should be ashamed of themselves.

Or maybe I should be ashamed of my own damn self for posting this out-take from Lindsay's MUSE Magazine photoshoot. It's called, Full Body Fishnets and Toilet Seat, I think.

"Faster Kill Pussycat" by Paul Oakenfold (feat. BRITTANY MURPHY)

2009-12-21T10:10:00.000-08:00

I'm a huge Paul Oakenfold fan. Huge.

I thought I'd post this cool video of Faster Kill Pussycat, the collaboration between Paul and Brittany Murphy, who died yesterday at the age of 32.

It'll probably become a bigger hit now than when it was released, because that's how it works these days, sadly.

Brittany Murphy was sick prior to her death Sunday morning; lots of prescription meds found at the home...

2009-12-20T23:12:00.000-08:00

Lovely photo.

It's being reported that Brittany Murphy was not feeling well early this morning. We're also hearing reports that her husband, Simon Monjack did not want an autopsy performed by the Los Angeles Coroner. I find that odd. Wouldn't you think he'd want to know what caused his young wife's death? I hate to say it's a bit of a red flag, but I just reallly think it's a very strange thing to request. I doubt that the authorities will honor his weird request, given the fact that there is now an "investigation" into Brittany's death.

via TMZ.com and ONTD:

We're told Murphy was taking prescription meds for flu-like symptoms she had been experiencing for several days. We're told Murphy began vomiting early Sunday morning and told family members she was feeling very ill.

Sources say various prescriptions were found in the home -- written for Brittany Murphy, husband Simon Monjack, and Brittany's mom. One source says, "There were a lot ... a lot of prescriptions in the house."

Law enforcement sources tell us Murphy collapsed in the bathroom and somehow ended up in the shower ... there was, we're told, a significant amount of vomit in the immediate area.

We're also told authorities did not find illegal drugs in the house, but Murphy was definitely taking various prescription meds.

Sources say her condition and the meds could have triggered a heart attack, but it's too early to know. An autopsy will be performed Monday or Tuesday. We reported earlier Monjack did not want an autopsy but ultimately it's the Coroner's call.

As we first reported, Brittany Murphy's mother told paramedics her daughter suffered from diabetes. We're told it was type 2 diabetes and people involved in the case doubt her condition caused her death."

I'm very curious to find out the types of meds Brittany was taking...of all sorts. This really is a sad Hollywood story. It's a sad story no matter what, actually.

Latest Update on Brittany Murphy's Untimely Death.

2009-12-20T19:52:00.000-08:00

Recent photo of Brittany Murphy looking awfully thin.

I really don't enjoy just reporting what other sites are posting, but the following update seems to really cover the most up-to-date information about the sad and untimely death of actress, Brittany Murphy.

via OKMagazine.com

"With sudden news of Brittany Murphy’s death after a 911 call was placed from her home in L.A. early Sunday morning, Hollywoodlife.com reveals how her husband reacted to the tragedy and what went on inside their private house hours after her passing.

Simon Monjack, Murphy’s husband since 2007, was seen pacing back and forth in front of their home after coming back from the hospital where his wife was pronounced dead at 10:04 AM according to Hollywoodlife.com.

The shaken screenwriter was spotted by a witness at the scene crying and screaming while on the phone that afternoon accompanied by a bodyguard, family, and the county coroner at the house, Hollywoodlife.com reports.

Sharon, Brittany’s mother, who found her unconscious and called the paramedics, remained at the hospital until later in the afternoon, where her daughter’s body still remains.

Hollywoodlife.com also spoke with neighbors at the scene while Brittany was being wheeled out to the ambulance on a stretcher.

Claire Staples, who lives nearby, tells Hollywoodlife.com that, “It was obvious she was already gone by the time they brought her down from the house.”

Although paramedics, who arrived at the West Hollywood residence at 8:30 AM, were attempting to give the actress CPR by, “sticking tubes down her throat,” Staples claims that Brittany already, “looked yellow.”
And while the medical team tried to revive Brittany, a very shaken Simon stayed away from the body, still in his pajamas from the night before, Hollywoodlife.com reports.

As for now, Assistant Chief Ed Winter of the L.A. Count Coroner’s office tells Hollywoodlife.com that he was present at Murphy’s house in the afternoon for a, “general investigation,” into her death."

I need to reiterate the issue of drugs and weight-loss in women. I've fucking been there. To hear that Brittany was found in the shower is totally not shocking. Taking a shower is one of the most difficult chores for someone who is dangerously underweight. I needed a chair when I was in Casa Palmera in order to take a shower...and even then, I couldn't do it every single day. When I got home, Stephen had to stand next to the shower to makes sure I didn't collapse. Add the possibility of drugs in Brittany's system (which has not been determined, only rumored about), it's a lethal combination.

Nice, huh?

Another photo of your's truly in 2008.

This whole situation makes me sad and angry. At Hollywood. At society. At what we do to ourselves in search of PERFECTION and to TRY TO MAKE OUR DEMONS DISAPPEAR.

Brittany, I hope you find peace now, but I just don't know what happens now.

Fuck.

Brittany Murphy's Family Issues Statement

2009-12-20T13:34:00.000-08:00

Brittany Murphy

Rest in Peace

Brittany Murphy's family has released a statement regarding her passing:

via TMZ:

"In this time of sadness, the family thanks you for your love and support. It is their wish that you respect their privacy."

It's also being reported that the LAPD will be conducting an investigation. Oh dear. Here we go.

Ashton Kutcher Talks Brittany Murphy on Twitter

2009-12-20T13:14:00.000-08:00

Ashton Kutcher Twitter reaction to Brittany Murphy passing away: 2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine. My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany’s family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon.
Ashton Kutcher second Twitter message: See you on the other side kid.

Brittany and Ashton, 2003

I remember seeing Brittany and Ashton laughing and being silly all over the place when the two were promoting Just Married. They both seemed crazy in love at the time. Brittany and Ashton were engaged in 2003.

Actress Brittany Murphy, Dead at 32 of Cardiac Arrest UPDATE Found in Shower by Her Mother**

2009-12-20T11:04:00.000-08:00

Brittany Murphy, dead at 32

Wow. Brittany Murphy was DOA **early this morning** (latest reports) en route to Cedars Sinai in Los Angeles after going into full cardiac arrest.

The troubled actress was rumored to have been fired from a film recently due to bad behavior onset in Puerto Rico. She was also the topic of suspected drug abuse and a supposed eating disorder.

Brittany's husband, Simon Monjack was rushed to the ER three weeks ago after a possible "asthma-related" episode.

via TMZ.com

"UPDATE 3:11 PM ET -- Sources tell TMZ Brittany Murphy's mom discovered her unconscious in the shower. We're told when paramedics arrived, they quickly determined Murphy was in full cardiac arrest and immediately administered CPR. They continued CPR in route to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center -- several miles away -- and Murphy was unresponsive. She was pronounced dead at the hospital.

We're told the LA County Coroner's is picking up Murphy's body from Cedars later today and will launch an investigation."

Brittany co-starred in one of my favorite films, "Girl Interrupted".

via TMZ:

Brittany Murphy died last night after she went into full cardiac arrest and could not be revived, multiple sources tell TMZ.

She was 32.

The Los Angeles City Fire Department tells TMZ they received a call to a home in Los Angeles that is listed as belonging to her husband, Simon Monjack.

We're told Murphy was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where she was pronounced dead on arrival.

Murphy starred in such films as "Clueless," "8 Mile," and "Don't Say a Word."

I'm watching The Dark Knight AGAIN...and I love it even more.

2009-12-19T16:16:00.000-08:00

LOVE. THIS. SCENE.

I effing love this movie---STILL. And I'm not afraid to say I was on the Joker's side part of the time. ForpitySAKE, he's the only one who had a gotdamn sense of humor. You know I'm right.

I also felt some weird deep empathy for The Joker in the clip above. I see and hear the pain in his voice.. I know. I'm a freak and I admit it.

So yeah. Hannibal Lecter, The Joker and me...in my darkest dreams.

Don't be afraid....HAHAHHAAHAAA!

Sarah Jessica Parker makes me wanna barf, and proves she is INDEED an equine.

2009-12-19T14:56:00.000-08:00

You've heard of the cameltoe?

Introducing the Horsey Hoof!

Ewwww.

Normally, I have a pretty strong gag reflex (oh, hush UP, dirty minds. Heh.), but SJP has made me grab the Tupperware bowl to have next to me just in case. Read on, my friends:

via Digital Spy:

"It has taken me three years to decide on the scent because I really like BO and I think it's sexy. I wanted to figure out a way to make it palatable to everybody. I was like, 'How do you get BO in a bottle and make an atomizer of it?' Then it was all about trying to capture the sense of naughtiness in a bottle that it would be good for a man and a woman."

"BO" is code for another horsey's hind end, FYI. I speak "SJP lingo".

"Horsey Stink" by SJP Stables

available at your local feed store.

I know someone named Holly who's gonna be irritated with this one...which makes it even funnier.

Tiger Woods Named "Player of the Year" by PGA - Y'all know it's pronounced "PLAAAAAYUHHHH of the Year".

2009-12-19T11:35:00.000-08:00

Awwww yeeeahhh.

Of course Tiger Woods was named Player of the Year (see me doing the full-body eyeroll) by the PGA. Them good ol' boys all knew exactly what Tiger was up to all these years and y'all know it.

via golfabout.com

"The PGA Tour's Player of the Year award - a k a the Jack Nicklaus Award - is based on voting by PGA Tour members. And the winner of the vote for the 2009 season is ... Tiger Woods. Woods wrapped up the PGA of America's Player of the Year award some time ago, and everyone knew he'd win the PGA Tour's version, too. The votes just needed to be counted.

It's actually not that common for a golfer who failed to win a major during the year to win the Player of the Year award on the PGA Tour. Winning majors is the biggest deal in the golf world, and Woods didn't win any of them this season."

This is their way of sayin' "we gotchyo back, ~~Cheetah~~ Tiger--make sure you gots mine, know'msayin'?".

Guy and Rocco Ritchie at "Sherlock Holmes" Premiere in London

2009-12-18T22:49:00.000-08:00

Rocco is a doll!

So sweet.

First let me say that it looks as though Guy Ritchie is finally eating like a normal person now...doesn't he look happier now? I think so. And Rocco? What a darling boy. I love the affection between father and son. Super sweet.

Rocco is going to be a heartbreaker in about 10 years, just like Romeo Beckham. Those two will have to beat 'em off with a stick. (I mean that as a compliment.)

Happy Birthday, Brad Pitt - A little bit of advice...

2009-12-18T11:29:00.000-08:00

Really, Brad? REALLY??

Fight Club, y'all

Listen up, Mister Man.

Brad? I'm giving you some good, solid advice for your 46th birthday, so pay some effing attention.

Shave that gotdamn (that's how I'm spelling it now, because that's how I say it) billygoat SCRUFF. Angelina is starring in a film with Johhny-bloody-Depp, or haven't you heard? If you think for ONE MINUTE you and Vanessa Paradis are SAFE, you're both insane. You know I love Angelina...and I love Johnny, but I think the world will spontaneously COMBUST (at least yours will) if you don't get your shit together. Quit being a lazy-ass slacker with your God-given looks. They got you where you are, my friend. You live in a different world than the rest of us do, so straighten up and fly right. But, if you wanna see Johnny "rolling Angelina a brown French cigarette" (that's code for fornicating), stay with that Homeless, Stinky Dude look.

You're welcome.

Thanks, Annette, for the inspiration. xx

Hey, Kate Moss? THIS doesn't look better than food tastes.

2009-12-18T06:47:00.000-08:00

Kate? Your words are POISONOUS.

I've written ad nauseum about the fact that 18 months ago, I weighed under 100 lbs. I'm 5'7". There were some (some?) issues I had to deal with and had to go to that GD clinic in San Diego so I wouldn't die.

So, here we have cocaine-enthusiast (just tellin' ya what I've heard and seen on YouTube), Kate Moss. I once had someone in my life who knew I struggled with my self-image and told me, "I don't think Kate Moss is too thin"; and when I took extremes to get thin, they said, "hey, whatever it takes!". That kind of talk is pure motivational poison for someone who never feels thin enough. I think I may be finally getting past all that.

Just before the clinic...

and just after Casa Palmera

with Alex at his wedding at

98 lbs. soaking wet.

Now.

Dec. 19, 2009

I really do prefer how I look now. Sure, I bitch about certain bulges...but I'm actually coming around. I'd rather have some curves rather than saggy skin where the curves belong. That's huge for me to say.

I HATE the pressures women of all ages feel with regard to weight and what is acceptable in society. We're judged by family, friends, strangers, employers, sales people...The World, really.

With people like Kate Moss spouting idiocy for pro-ana websites to worship (and also in the mainstream media!) I see no end in sight.

Sorry for the bummer post, man. Actually...it's not.

Today's Blind Item - Fallen Idol Edition

2009-12-18T05:12:00.000-08:00

Oh, dear.

Is it a chick...

or a DUDE??

This Former American Idol has fallen into a very bad habit. Very bad indeed. Not only are they heavily into drugs (which really isn’t a secret), we’ve heard a rumor that they are now selling themselves to get money to pay for the drugs. Very sad. Not Katharine McPhee.

via (BuzzFoto)

I pray it's not Nikki....

I don't care if it's Seattle's own Sanjaya Malakar...I just really don't want it to be Nikki McKibbin who came in third on Idol's first season. She's talented and worked really hard on Celebrity Rehab.

Celebrity Rehab 3 is going to be a complete hot mess...

2009-12-17T17:35:00.000-08:00

VH1 TV Shows | Music Videos | Celebrity Photos | News & Gossip

OH. MAH. GAAAH. This is going to be a trrrraaaaainwreck, y'all. I thought the other seasons were messy; I thought Dr. Drew's Sex Rehab was a screech-fest, but THIS? Oh, Lawdie..this gon' be some bad shit up in here.

First of all? HEIDI FLEISS and TOM-EFFING-SIZEMORE?? Didn't he beat the crap out of her when they were living/drugging together? And now they will be in the same drug abuse facility?? Oh boy.

And I thought we were DONE with that little bitch Kari Ann-GET ME MY JUICE-~~Peesh~~Peniche!! Ohmygosh, I wanted to slap some manners into her head during the Sex Rehab show. You know. She's the one who was in the "naked-not-sextape" with McSteamy and his now pregnant ex-Noxema Girl wife. Kari Ann was a major baby/bitch to the staff and other "residents" at the Pasadena facility and got her ass kicked the eff OUT.

I shoulda tried something like that at Casa Palmera, now that I think about it. Heh. I was waaaaay too polite...but I did teach myself how to lower my heart-rate just like Hannibal Lecter to throw them off. Those GD shrinks all up in my grill. Oh. Wait. What was I talking about? Sorry.

Silver Fox, Dr. Drew

via VH-1

The show will follow Mackenzie Phillips (One Day At A Time), Heidi Fleiss, Dennis Rodman, Mindy McCready (country music singer), Lisa D’Amato (America’s Next Top Model), Mike Starr (Alice in Chains), Kari Ann Peniche (ex-Miss United States Teen) Joey Kovar (Real World Hollywood), and Tom Sizemore.

So, um, yeah...I totally can't wait for the new "Rehab" to start. Just one more episode of "Sex Rehab", darn it. You know I love me some Dr. Drew!

Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland" Trailer - I don't know if I'm feelin' it.

2009-12-17T16:25:00.001-08:00

Now don't leap all over me. I love Tim Burton and Johnny Depp. I just sorta feel like I've seen this before...or maybe I've seen too many trailers and photos in anticipation of Alice in Wonderland?

I'd like to see Johnny play someone different...and by that I mean NORMAL. Seems like he's always playing the eccentric nutcase with a heart of gold. (Hunter S. Thompson, Jack Sparrow, Edward Scissorhands, the Peter Pan dude, for example.) Or maybe I'm just being crabby, because when do I ever rag on Johnny??

I want to see him in something like BLOW again...and we'll be able to soon enough when he starts with Angelina Jolie in The Tourist. I think my head--or undies--will explode over that poster alone.

Droooooool.....

What?? Like YOU didn't think the same thing?

Jake and Reese - The Break-Up. Why is anyone SURPRISED?

2009-12-17T14:07:00.000-08:00

Oh, Jakey.

If I find out any ANY ONE of you are surprised about the "break-up", I'll be very disappointed in you.

Reese was so over being The Facial Hair.

But you didn't hear that from me.

Nicole Richie Shopping at The Grove With an ENORMOUS Balenciaga Bag

2009-12-17T13:53:00.000-08:00

I think Harlow and Sparrow

are in her Balenciaga bag.

ForpitySAKE, Nicole. And the fact that the bag is WHITE makes it look even bigger. Now, if it were red patent leather, I'd be weeping with envy. I really don't love a white handbag (or weekender, in this case), but I do love Nicole's sense of style. Even if Tim Gunn would say, "that's a WHOLE lot of LOOK."

I'm a bit worried about how tiny she is again, though. Hmmm.

Tiger Woods' doctor also treated A-Rod and Madonna... HGH rumors are swirlin'!

2009-12-17T12:50:00.000-08:00

Nice guns, Tiger

Ewwwww.

Speaking of steroids, it seems Canadian physician Dr. Anthony Galea treated Madonna, A-Rod (hmmmm) as well as Tiger Woods, y'all.

via NYDailyNews.com

"The Daily News has learned that the Buffalo office of the FBI is investigating Galea, along with Canadian authorities.

Galea flew to Woods' Windermere, Fla., home to treat the golfer earlier this year with his platelet-rich plasma injection therapy, also known as "blood spinning."

Galea has attracted a mystique in sports medicine circles for his advocacy of the process, which involves spinning blood in a centrifuge and reinjecting it into injured joints in the hope of accelerating healing.

A Royal Canadian Mounted Police spokesman said charges against Galea are expected to be filed on Friday in a Toronto courtroom, and while an attorney for Galea told the Daily News that his client is innocent of any wrongdoing, U.S. law-enforcement officials said that Galea is "definitely on our radar."

Holy crap. When it rains, it pours, huh?

Hugh Jackman Named Hottest Australian Hunk

2009-12-17T12:34:00.000-08:00

Where are ya goin', Hugh?

What the GDH is UP with Hugh Jackman's ARMS?? I know this is supposed to be a post about Hugh being named the "hottest Aussie Dude" or whatever, but really? Who else is there?

I'm more concerned about the size of those biceps.

NINE Premiere in New York - Someone's make-up artist is getting fired.

2009-12-17T11:55:00.000-08:00

The cast of NINE

OhdearLord. Nicole Kidman

is gonna cut a bitch for this.

I see Madonna has found the

Orange, and Lola raided Mummy's closet.

The Dwarf Scarecrowlsen Twins

The New York Premiere for the film NINE looked like a complete hot mess the other night, but no one could really top Nicole Kidman's impression of Tony Montana with ~~cocaine~~ white powder all of her face. That make-up artist should probably go learn another trade...she will NEVER get another job, except maybe at Kohl's cosmetic counter.

Fergie looked crabby and was without her ~~cheetah~~ hubby, Josh. Madonna showed up with daughter, Lourdes, who was clearly channeling Mum with that get-up. And since when does Madonna rock the Orange?? She's always had porcelain white skin! And the tiny bagladies who appear surgically attached at the hipbone shuffled into the Premiere, too.

All that said, I am DYING to see this film. DYING!!

Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Award Nominations 2009

2009-12-17T11:29:00.000-08:00

via ScreenActorsGuild.org

16th ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS® NOMINATIONS

THEATRICAL MOTION PICTURES

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role
JEFF BRIDGES / Bad Blake - "CRAZY HEART" (Fox Searchlight Pictures)
GEORGE CLOONEY / Ryan Bingham - "UP IN THE AIR" (Paramount Pictures)
COLIN FIRTH / George Falconer - "A SINGLE MAN" (The Weinstein Company)
MORGAN FREEMAN / Nelson Mandela - "INVICTUS" (Warner Bros. Pictures)
JEREMY RENNER / Staff Sgt. William James - "THE HURT LOCKER" (Summit Entertainment)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role
SANDRA BULLOCK / Leigh Anne Tuohy - "THE BLIND SIDE" (Warner Bros. Pictures)
HELEN MIRREN / Sofya - "THE LAST STATION" (Sony Pictures Classics)
CAREY MULLIGAN / Jenny - "AN EDUCATION" (Sony Pictures Classics)
GABOUREY SIDIBE / Precious - "PRECIOUS: BASED ON THE NOVEL ‘PUSH' BY SAPPHIRE" (Lionsgate)
MERYL STREEP / Julia Child - "JULIE & JULIA" (Columbia Pictures)

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role
MATT DAMON / Francois Pienaar - "INVICTUS" (Warner Bros. Pictures)
WOODY HARRELSON / Captain Tony Stone - "THE MESSENGER" (Oscilloscope Laboratories)
CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER / Tolstoy - "THE LAST STATION" (Sony Pictures Classics)
STANLEY TUCCI / George Harvey - "THE LOVELY BONES" (Paramount Pictures)
CHRISTOPH WALTZ / Col. Hans Landa - "INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS" (The Weinstein Company/Universal Pictures)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role
PENÉLOPE CRUZ / Carla - "NINE" (The Weinstein Company)
VERA FARMIGA / Alex Goran - "UP IN THE AIR" (Paramount Pictures)
ANNA KENDRICK / Natalie Keener - "UP IN THE AIR" (Paramount Pictures)
DIANE KRUGER / Bridget Von Hammersmark - "INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS" (The Weinstein Company/Universal Pictures)
MO'NIQUE / Mary - "PRECIOUS: BASED ON THE NOVEL ‘PUSH' BY SAPPHIRE" (Lionsgate)

Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture
AN EDUCATION (Sony Pictures Classics)
DOMINIC COOPER / Danny
ALFRED MOLINA / Jack
CAREY MULLIGAN / Jenny
ROSAMUND PIKE / Helen
PETER SARSGAARD / David
EMMA THOMPSON / Headmistress
OLIVIA WILLIAMS / Miss Stubbs

THE HURT LOCKER (Summit Entertainment)
CHRISTIAN CAMARGO / Col. John Cambridge
BRIAN GERAGHTY / Specialist Owen Eldridge
EVANGELINE LILLY / Connie James
ANTHONY MACKIE / Sgt. J.T. Sanborn
JEREMY RENNER / Staff Sgt. William James

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS (The Weinstein Company/Universal Pictures)
DANIEL BRÜHL / Fredrick Zoller
AUGUST DIEHL / Major Hellstrom
JULIE DREYFUS / Francesca Mondino
MICHAEL FASSBENDER / Lt. Archie Hicox
SYLVESTER GROTH / Joseph Goebbels
JACKY IDO / Marcel
DIANE KRUGER / Bridget Von Hammersmark
MÉLANIE LAURENT / Shosanna
DENIS MENOCHET / Perrier LaPedite
MIKE MYERS / General Ed French
BRAD PITT / Lt. Aldo Raine
ELI ROTH / Sgt. Donny Donowitz
TIL SCHWEIGER / Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz
ROD TAYLOR / Winston Churchill
CHRISTOPH WALTZ / Col. Hans Landa
MARTIN WUTTKE / Hitler

NINE (The Weinstein Company)
MARION COTILLARD / Luisa Contini
PENÉLOPE CRUZ / Carla
DANIEL DAY-LEWIS / Guido Contini
JUDI DENCH / Lillian
FERGIE / Saraghina
KATE HUDSON / Stephanie
NICOLE KIDMAN / Claudia
SOPHIA LOREN / Mamma

PRECIOUS: BASED ON THE NOVEL "PUSH" BY SAPPHIRE (Lionsgate)
MARIAH CAREY / Ms. Weiss
LENNY KRAVITZ / Nurse John
MO'NIQUE / Mary
PAULA PATTON / Ms. Rain
SHERRI SHEPHERD / Cornrows
GABOUREY SIDIBE / Precious

PRIMETIME TELEVISION

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
KEVIN BACON / Lt. Col. Michael R. Strobl - "TAKING CHANCE" (HBO)
CUBA GOODING, JR. / Ben Carson - "GIFTED HANDS: THE BEN CARSON STORY" (TNT)
JEREMY IRONS / Alfred Stieglitz - "GEORGIA O'KEEFFE" (Lifetime)
KEVIN KLINE / Cyrano de Bergerac - "GREAT PERFORMANCES: CYRANO de BERGERAC" (PBS)
TOM WILKINSON / Salter - "A NUMBER" (HBO)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
JOAN ALLEN / Georgia O'Keeffe - "GEORGIA O'KEEFFE" (Lifetime)
DREW BARRYMORE / Little Edie - "GREY GARDENS" (HBO)
RUBY DEE / Mrs. Harper - "AMERICA" (Lifetime)
JESSICA LANGE / Big Edie - "GREY GARDENS" (HBO)
SIGOURNEY WEAVER / Mary Griffith - "PRAYERS FOR BOBBY" (Lifetime)

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series
SIMON BAKER / Patrick Jane - "THE MENTALIST" (CBS)
BRYAN CRANSTON / Walter White - "BREAKING BAD" (AMC)
MICHAEL C. HALL / Dexter Morgan - "DEXTER" (Showtime)
JON HAMM / Don Draper - "MAD MEN" (AMC)
HUGH LAURIE / House - "HOUSE" (FOX)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series
PATRICIA ARQUETTE/ Allison Dubois - "MEDIUM" (NBC/CBS)
GLENN CLOSE / Patty Hewes - "DAMAGES" (FX)
MARISKA HARGITAY / Det. Olivia Benson - "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" (NBC)
HOLLY HUNTER / Grace Hanadarko - "SAVING GRACE" (TNT)
JULIANNA MARGULIES / Alicia Florrick - "THE GOOD WIFE" (CBS)
KYRA SEDGWICK / Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson - "THE CLOSER" (TNT)

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series
ALEC BALDWIN / Jack Donaghy - "30 ROCK" (NBC)
STEVE CARELL / Michael Scott - "THE OFFICE" (NBC)
LARRY DAVID / Himself - "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" (HBO)
TONY SHALHOUB / Adrian Monk - "MONK" (USA NETWORK)
CHARLIE SHEEN / Charlie Harper - "TWO AND A HALF MEN" (CBS)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series
CHRISTINA APPLEGATE / Samantha Newly - "SAMANTHA WHO?" (ABC)
TONI COLLETTE / Tara Gregor - "UNITED STATES OF TARA" (Showtime)
EDIE FALCO / Jackie Peyton - "NURSE JACKIE" (Showtime)
TINA FEY / Liz Lemon - "30 ROCK" (NBC)
JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS / Christine Campbell - "THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE" (CBS)

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series
THE CLOSER (TNT)
G.W. BAILEY / Lt. Provenza
MICHAEL PAUL CHAN / Lt. Mike Tao
RAYMOND CRUZ / Det. Julio Sanchez
TONY DENISON / Lt. Andy Flynn
ROBERT GOSSETT / Commander Taylor
PHILLIP P. KEENE / Buzz Watson
COREY REYNOLDS / Sgt. David Gabriel
KYRA SEDGWICK / Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson
J.K. SIMMONS / Asst. Police Chief Will Pope
JON TENNEY / FBI Special Agent Fritz Howard

DEXTER (Showtime)
PRESTON BAILEY / Cody
JULIE BENZ / Rita Bennett
JENNIFER CARPENTER / Debra Morgan
COURTNEY FORD / Christine
MICHAEL C. HALL / Dexter Morgan
DESMOND HARRINGTON / Joey Quinn
C.S. LEE / Vince Masuka
JOHN LITHGOW / Arthur Mitchell
RICK PETERS / Elliot
JAMES REMAR / Harry Morgan
CHRISTINA ROBINSON / Astor
LAUREN VÉLEZ / Lt. Maria Laguerta
DAVID ZAYAS / Angel Batista

THE GOOD WIFE (CBS)
CHRISTINE BARANSKI / Diane Lockhart
JOSH CHARLES / Will Gardner
MATT CZUCHRY / Cary Agos
JULIANNA MARGULIES / Alicia Florrick
ARCHIE PANJABI / Kalinda Sharma
GRAHAM PHILLIPS / Zach Florrick
MacKENZIE VEGA / Grace Florrick

MAD MEN (AMC)
ALEXA ALEMANNI / Allison
BRYAN BATT / Salvatore Romano
JARED S. GILMORE / Bobby Draper
MICHAEL GLADIS / Paul Linsey
JON HAMM / Don Draper
JARED HARRIS / Lane Pryce
CHRISTINA HENDRICKS / Joan Holloway (Harris)
JANUARY JONES / Betty Draper
VINCENT KARTHEISER / Peter Campbell
ROBERT MORSE / Bertram Cooper
ELISABETH MOSS / Peggy Olson
KIERNAN SHIPKA / Sally Draper
JOHN SLATTERY / Roger Sterling
RICH SOMMER / Harry Crane
CHRISTOPHER STANLEY / Henry Francis
AARON STATON / Ken Cosgrove

TRUE BLOOD (HBO)
CHRIS BAUER / Andy Bellefleur
MEHCAD BROOKS / Eggs
ANNA CAMP / Sarah Newlin
NELSAN ELLIS / Lafayette Reynolds
MICHELLE FORBES / Maryann Forrester
MARIANA KLAVENO / Lorena
RYAN KWANTEN / Jason Stackhouse
TODD LOWE / Terry Bellefleur
MICHAEL McMILLIAN / Steve Newlin
STEPHEN MOYER / Bill Compton
ANNA PAQUIN / Sookie Stackhouse
JIM PARRACK / Hoyt Fortenberry
CARRIE PRESTON / Arlene Fowler
WILLIAM SANDERSON / Bud Dearborne
ALEXANDER SKARSGÅRD / Eric Northman
SAM TRAMMELL / Sam Merlotte
RUTINA WESLEY / Tara Thornton
DEBORAH ANN WOLL / Jessica Hamby

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series
30 ROCK (NBC)
SCOTT ADSIT / Pete Hornberger
ALEC BALDWIN / Jack Donaghy
KATRINA BOWDEN / Cerie
KEVIN BROWN / Dot Com
GRIZZ CHAPMAN / Grizz
TINA FEY / Liz Lemon
JUDAH FRIEDLANDER / Frank Rossitano
JANE KRAKOWSKI / Jenna Maroney
JOHN LUTZ / Lutz
JACK McBRAYER / Kenneth Parcell
TRACY MORGAN / Tracy Jordan
KEITH POWELL / Toofer

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM (HBO)
LARRY DAVID / Himself
SUSIE ESSMAN / Susie Greene
JEFF GARLIN / Jeff Greene
CHERYL HINES / Cheryl David

GLEE (FOX)
DIANA AGRON / Quinn Fabray
CHRIS COLFER / Kurt Hummel
PATRICK GALLAGHER / Ken Tanaka
JESSALYN GILSIG / Terri Schuester
JANE LYNCH / Sue Sylvester
JAYMA MAYS / Emma Pillsbury
KEVIN McHALE / Arty Abrams
LEA MICHELE / Rachel Berry
CORY MONTEITH / Finn Hudson
HEATHER MORRIS / Brittany
MATTHEW MORRISON / Will Schuester
AMBER RILEY / Mercedes
NAYA RIVERA / Santana Lopez
MARK SALLING / Puck
HARRY SHUM JR. / Mike Chang
JOSH SUSSMAN / Jacob Ben Israel
DIJON TALTON / Matt Rutherford
IQBAL THEBA / Principal Figgins
JENNA USHKOWITZ / Tina

MODERN FAMILY (ABC)
JULIE BOWEN / Claire Dunphy
TY BURRELL / Phil Dunphy
JESSE TYLER FERGUSON / Mitchell Pritchett
NOLAN GOULD / Luke Dunphy
SARAH HYLAND / Haley Dunphy
ED O'NEILL / Jay Pritchett
RICO RODRIGUEZ / Manny Delgado
ERIC STONESTREET / Cameron
SOFIA VERGARA / Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
ARIEL WINTER / Alex Dunphy

THE OFFICE (NBC)
LESLIE DAVID BAKER / Stanley Hudson
BRIAN BAUMGARTNER / Kevin Malone
CREED BRATTON / Creed Bratton
STEVE CARELL / Michael Scott
JENNA FISCHER / Pam Beesly
KATE FLANNERY / Meredith Palmer
ED HELMS/ Andy Bernard
MINDY KALING / Kelly Kapoor
ELLIE KEMPER / Kellie Erin Hannon
ANGELA KINSEY / Angela Martin
JOHN KRASINSKI / Jim Halpert
PAUL LIEBERSTEIN / Toby Flenderson
B.J. NOVAK / Ryan Howard
OSCAR NUÑEZ / Oscar Martinez
CRAIG ROBINSON / Darryl Philbin
PHYLLIS SMITH / Phillis Lapin-Vance
RAINN WILSON / Dwight Schrute

SAG HONORS FOR STUNT ENSEMBLES

Outstanding Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Motion Picture
PUBLIC ENEMIES (Universal Pictures)
STAR TREK (Paramount Pictures)
TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN (Paramount Pictures)

Outstanding Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Television Series
24 (FOX)
THE CLOSER (TNT)
DEXTER (Showtime)
HEROES (NBC)
THE UNIT (CBS)

LIFE ACHIEVEMENT AWARD

Screen Actors Guild Awards 46th Annual Life Achievement Award
Betty White

16th ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS® NOMINATIONS FACT SHEET

ACTORS WITH MULTIPLE NOMINATIONS - THEATRICAL MOTION PICTURES

PENÉLOPE CRUZ (2)
FEMALE SUPPORT - "Nine"
CAST - "Nine"

MO'NIQUE (2)
FEMALE SUPPORT - "Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push' by Sapphire"
CAST - "Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push' by Sapphire"

CAREY MULLIGAN (2)
FEMALE LEAD - "An Education"
CAST - "An Education"

DIANE KRUGER (2)
FEMALE SUPPORT - "Inglourious Basterds"
CAST - "Inglourious Basterds"

JEREMY RENNER (2)
MALE LEAD - "The Hurt Locker"
CAST - "The Hurt Locker"

GABOUREY SIDIBE (2)
FEMALE LEAD - "Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push' by Sapphire"
CAST - "Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push' by Sapphire"

CHRISTOPH WALTZ (2)
MALE SUPPORT - "Inglourious Basterds"
CAST - "Inglourious Basterds"

ACTORS WITH MULTIPLE NOMINATIONS - PRIMETIME TELEVISION

ALEC BALDWIN (2)
MALE COMEDY - "30 Rock"
ENSEMBLE COMEDY - "30 Rock"

STEVE CARELL (2)
MALE COMEDY - "The Office"
ENSEMBLE COMEDY - "The Office"

LARRY DAVID (2)
MALE COMEDY - "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
ENSEMBLE COMEDY - "Curb Your Enthusiasm"

TINA FEY (2)
FEMALE COMEDY - "30 Rock"
ENSEMBLE COMEDY - "30 Rock"

MICHAEL C. HALL (2)
MALE DRAMA - "Dexter"
ENSEMBLE DRAMA - "Dexter"

JON HAMM (2)
MALE DRAMA - "Mad Men"
ENSEMBLE DRAMA - "Mad Men"

JULIANNA MARGULIES (2)
FEMALE DRAMA - "The Good Wife"
ENSEMBLE DRAMA - "The Good Wife"

KYRA SEDGWICK (2)
FEMALE DRAMA - "The Closer"
ENSEMBLE DRAMA - "The Closer"

THEATRICAL MOTION PICTURES WITH MULTIPLE NOMINATIONS

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS - 3
PRECIOUS: BASED ON THE NOVEL "PUSH" BY SAPPHIRE - 3
UP IN THE AIR - 3
AN EDUCATION - 2
THE HURT LOCKER - 2
INVICTUS - 2
THE LAST STATION - 2
NINE - 2

PRIMETIME TELEVISION PROGRAMS WITH MULTIPLE NOMINATIONS

30 ROCK - 3
THE CLOSER - 3
DEXTER - 3
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM - 2
THE GOOD WIFE - 2
GREY GARDENS - 2
MAD MEN - 2
THE OFFICE - 2

NOMINATIONS BY STUDIO FOR THEATRICAL MOTION PICTURES

PARAMOUNT PICTURES - 6
THE WEINSTEIN COMPANY - 6
SONY PICTURES CLASSICS - 4
LIONSGATE - 3
UNIVERSAL PICTURES - 3
WARNER BROS. PICTURES - 3
SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT - 2
COLUMBIA PICTURES - 1
FOX SEARCHLIGHT PICTURES - 1
OSCILLOSCOPE LABORATORIES - 1

Along with the Golden Globes, this is one of the better awards shows. People are relaxed and usually drunk. PLUS, this award means a lot. And I agree with my fellow celebrity blogger, Busy Bee Blogger (www.busybeeblogger.com) that Betty White is gonna BRING it this year with her Lifetime Achievement Award. She's naughty and hilarious.

Today's Blind Item - Girly Boy Edition

2009-12-17T11:09:00.000-08:00

"This A list actor has always dated the most beautiful girls in the world. These girls are his beards. He actually prefers skinny boys. His latest flame is a boy who was involved in a European scandal involving starlets, drugs and high class prostitution. Scandal Boy recently shipped out to Los Angeles so that he could be at the beck and call of our actor."

[Blind Gossip]

We all know of two A-List actors who are serial daters of beautiful women...but it's all just for show. Could be either one, but one of them does live in Eurpope sometimes.

Scandal Boy? Look up "Fiat Heir". Just a hunch.

The Runaways Trailer Starring Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning

2009-12-16T23:04:00.000-08:00

Dakota Fanning as Cheri Currie

and Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett in

"The Runaways"

Oh boy. I may just have to eat my words. Remember a few months back when I was full-on bitching about Dakota Fanning playing Cheri Currie in the new film about the 70's badass girlband The Runaways? Oh, and that I thought Taylor Momsen from Gossip Girl should be playing Cheri instead? I do believe Dakota's gonna prove me wrong and rock this shit.

http://dippedincream.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-love-joan-jettbut-im-worried-about.html

Yeah--that's DAKOTA singing.

The real Runaways back in the day

Remember, too that Joan Jett, her-awesome-self hand-picked KStew to play her in the film. The two worked extensively together. I have a totally girl crush on Joan Jett.

Anyone else excited about this film???

Today's Blind Item - Bad Boy Edition

2009-12-16T18:07:00.000-08:00

"This Hollywood bad boy had supposedly cleaned up his act. However, his wife has been consulting very quietly with a prominent divorce attorney, and has also been asking a lot of questions around town about their stock portfolio and bank accounts.

We've heard it's because her husband's former bouts with both substance abuse and the kind of sex that requires a fat bank account have made comeback. While he is working and he still has the fat bank account, he has lost his grip on both fidelity and sobriety. His wife has had enough, and has her foot halfway out the door.

Dude, you'd better get your act together before she takes you to the cleaners, because your PR people are going to have a tough time spinning you out of this one. The girl may be pretty, but – in case it hasn't dawned on you yet – she sure isn't dumb."

[Blind Gossip]

At first I was scared it was RDJ -- but now I think it's someone who was more into the hookers. Think back. An old friend of Heidi Fleiss, maybe?

Emergency Vehicles Currently at Tiger Woods Home

2009-12-16T12:38:00.000-08:00

It's being reported that emergency vehicles are swarming around Tiger Woods's home in Florida as we speak...

via OK!

"...has spotted one sheriff, four fire/rescue vehicles and two ambulances with sirens and lights blazing rush into into Tiger Woods’ Islesworth community gates."

I'll keep ya posted.

Courtney Love Trashes Frances Bean to Strangers on the Internet

2009-12-16T12:25:00.000-08:00

GAAAAH!!!!

Here's a little follow-up to the story earlier this week about Frances Bean Cobain wanting to get the EFF outta her mom's house and away from her...

via YahooNews.com

"Courtney Love has lashed out at daughter Frances Bean Cobain after the 17-year-old girl was placed under temporary guardianship of her paternal grandmother and Kurt Cobain's sister. (No reason was given for the guardianship.)

"I hate to sound cold but any kid of mine who pulls this s**t has lost her position..." Love, 45, rants on her Facebook page. "She was deceptive, she lied and she's lying to herself... My daughter is not always honest."

Love also says her daughter isn't as rich as she thinks she is, adding that she is "clearly deluded" if she thinks she can buy her grandmother a "small house in L.A." Says Love, "I'd love to see how that works ... She thinks she has all this money. The point is, I have all the money she has."

Love insists her daughter "is a wonderful kid," but she has "bad people around her and wants it both ways."

She then names several of Kurt Cobain's family members. She even tells her daughter that her grandmother "killed your father," Kurt Cobain.

"You could've asked for emancipation..." Love tells her daughter. "You realize this will put you in juvenile family circus three times in your little life?"

Before signing off, Love tells her daughter, "I love you and always will unconditionally."

CLEARLY, Courtney needs to look up the word "UNCONDITIONALLY", because I don't think she knows the definition of the word.

To top off all of this nuttiness, TMZ.com just reported that a California judge has issued a restraining order against Courtney, which has ordered her to stay away from Frances.

Wow. Merry Christmas, Court.

Elin Woods will file for divorce in California - Can you say, "HALF OF EVERYTHING"? And Tiger hit on Jessica Simpson, too??

2009-12-16T10:44:00.000-08:00

Elin Woods with daughter Sam

(who is a little side-eye Diva!)

Oh you bet I'm lumping two stories into one, because ~~Cheetah~~ Tiger Woods and his philandering (such a nice word for "serial f^#king around") is getting worse each and every day. Elin is apparently going to file for divorce in California (where they have a home), due to the community property laws which may over-ride any stupid prenup she may have signed back in the day before she realized what a complete ho Tiger is. Elin DESERVES HALF OF EVERYTHING.

via HuffingtonPost.com

"The Mirror reports that Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren may be seeing celebrity lawyer Sorrell Trope as soon as next week. According to the article, "Elin is believed to be planning to file for divorce in California -- where the couple have a home -- and not Florida, where they live." Filing for divorce in California would increase the chances that the couple's property would be split evenly between the two.

Nordegren was recently spotted without her wedding ring, and MSNBC's The Scoop quotes a source who says "she and Tiger are living separately now, but she'll be making this split very open and official right after Christmas."

Now STAR magazine is saying Tiger hit on Jessica Simpson. Oh dear Lord.

Whaaaaat???

“Jessica said that she felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’ ” says the source. “She decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not.”

Jessica and Tony had been fighting and the lonely singer needed some attention so she decided to give the nice golfer a chance, according to Star. Jessica and Tiger exchanged phone numbers and email addresses. Who knows what might have happened between the two!?!"

People Magazine is also reporting:

People is also now reporting that Woods' wife is planning to leave him. A source says, "She's made up her mind. There's nothing to think about: he's never going to change."

Elin? You do what you hafta do on this, girl. Take care of those gorgeous babies and your self-respect, because I believe you are right: Tiger Woods will never change.

Rihanna semi-nude in January 2010 GQ - Wow. A little bit NSFW.

2009-12-15T22:34:00.000-08:00

Okay, then.

Ummm....wow.

Photos by: Michael Thompson for GQ

Rihanna! We get it! You're hot, and now you're feeling like "strong and in charge"! I appreciated your interview with Diane Sawyer with you looking a bit more lady-like and talking shit about that douche who beat you up.

Oh, whatever. These photographs are indeed sexy. In the interview (if anyone actually bothers to READ it) there are many references to The Whole Chris Brown Thing as well as her very provacative lyrics on the new cd Rated R. There is a mention of girls with guns and a girl (Rihanna, obviously) enjoying having her hair pulled during sex.

Okay then.

Nicole Kidman does NOT want to discuss Scientology with the BBC--and why should she?

2009-12-15T20:46:00.000-08:00

The cast of ~~Se7en~~ NINE

(Sorry, Sugar. That will never get old.)

Okay. We all wanna know the dirt about Scientology, but there's no way in Xenu-hell that Nicole Kidman is going to be the one to spill the barley. This dude from the BBC had no business asking her about the cult (yeah, I SAID it). She's promoting her film...The End. I saw her answer the question on the teevee, and should really could've been a bitch about it--but wasn't. Nicole simply said she was there to talk about NINE.

via ONTD:

"In London to promote her new film, Nine, this week, the Australian refused to answer questions about the controversial religion during an interview with BBC political anchor Andrew Marr on Sunday.

Marr’s question on Scientology and Kidman’s biting reaction were cut from the TV version of The Andrew Marr Show, but appears in an extended interview on the program’s website.

“Scientology. It is, a lot of people would say, a bullying cult,” Marr asked.

Kidman replied: “I’m here to publicize Nine. If I was here to do an expose on myself then I’d be like, ‘Let’s go,’ but I have no interest in discussing any of that.”

Marr said: “You don’t want to talk about Scientology in any way at all?”

“Nope. I’ll talk about Nine,” Nicole answered.

What dumbass reporter. Talk about "bullying". Sheesh.

Golden Globes Nominees 2009

2009-12-15T16:58:00.000-08:00

Ricky Gervais plans on being drunk while he hosts the Golden Globes on January 17th, so plan on lots of people being made sport of...it should be hilarious.

What do you think? Who do you think should win? Full Golden Globe nominations are as follows!

Best drama
“Avatar”
“The Hurt Locker”
“Inglorious Basterds”
“Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”
“Up in the Air”

Best musical or comedy
“(500) Days of Summer”
“The Hangover”
“It’s Complicated”
“Julie & Julia”
“Nine”

Actor in a drama
Jeff Bridges, “Crazy Heart”
George Clooney, “Up in the Air”
Colin Firth, “A Single Man”
Morgan Freeman, “Invictus”
Tobey Maguire, “Brothers”

Actress in a drama
Emily Blunt, “The Young Victoria”
Sandra Bullock, “The Blind Side”
Helen Mirren, “The Last Station”
Carey Mulligan, “An Education”
Gabourey Sidibe, “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”

Director
Kathryn Bigelow, “The Hurt Locker”
James Cameron, “Avatar”
Clint Eastwood, “Invictus”
Jason Reitman, “Up in the Air”
Quentin Tarantino, “Inglorious Basterds”

Actor in a musical or comedy
Matt Damon, “The Informant!”
Daniel Day-Lewis, “Nine”
Robert Downey Jr., “Sherlock Holmes”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, “(500) Days of Summer”
Michael Stuhlbarg, “A Serious Man”

Actress in a musical or comedy
Sandra Bullock, “The Proposal”
Marion Cotillard, “Nine”
Julia Roberts, “Duplicity”
Meryl Streep, “It’s Complicated”
Meryl Streep, “Julie & Julia”

Supporting actor
Matt Damon, “Invictus”
Woody Harrelson, “The Messenger”
Christopher Plummer, “The Last Station”
Stanley Tucci, “The Lovely Bones”
Christoph Waltz, “Inglorious Basterds”

Supporting actress
Penelope Cruz, “Nine”
Vera Farmiga, “Up in the Air”
Anna Kendrick, “Up in the Air”
Mo’Nique, “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”
Julianne Moore, “A Single Man”

Foreign language
“Baaria”
“Broken Embraces”
“The Maid (La Nana)”
“A Prophet”
“The White Ribbon”

Animated film
“Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs”
“Coraline”
“Fantastic Mr. Fox”
“The Princess and the Frog”
“Up”

Screenplay
Neill Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell, “District 9″
Mark Boal, “The Hurt Locker”
Nancy Meyers, “It’s Complicated”
Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner, “Up in the Air”
Quentin Tarantino, “Inglorious Basterds”

Original score
Michael Giacchino, “Up”
Marvin Hamlisch, “The Informant!”
James Horner, “Avatar”
Abel Korzeniowski, “A Single Man”
Karen O, Carter Burwell, “Where the Wild Things Are”

Original song
“Cinema Italiano” (written by Maury Yeston), “Nine”
“I Want to Come Home” (written by Paul McCartney), “Everybody’s Fine”
“I Will See You” (written by James Horner, Simon Franglen, Kuk Harrell), “Avatar”
“The Weary Kind (Theme from ‘Crazy Heart’)” (written by Ryan Bingham, T Bone Burnett), “Crazy Heart”
“Winter” (written by U2), “Brothers”

And we're OFF....The Hollywood Self-Congratulation Season has begun.

Today's Blind Item - Hug It Out Edition

2009-12-15T16:41:00.000-08:00

"I always knew this B list Golden Globe nominee/winner television actor was self conscious about his hair. But, what I didn't know is that although he has a few plugs, he covers 95% of his extremely bald head with four different very expensive toupees. He tells his many one night stands not to touch his head and he has four models in his bedroom where he keeps them when not wearing them."

via CDaN

I ain't namin' names...and you didn't hear it from me, but....

Nice try, dude.

Men's Wearhouse Party 2009 - Photo Overload, Y'all.

2009-12-15T12:21:00.000-08:00

My Sweetheart Stephen and me...

Dayna and me

PATRICK!!

This is what happens when two

dorks get a-hold of the camera...

Photo by Patrick

Mr. Handsome

I LOVE this picture of Dayna

Patrick and "Blue Steel" Alex

Three hot bitches, yo

Deena, Julia and Mary

The Girl and her Boy

Ummm...the other girl (Patrick)

and his dream Boy, Alex

Good Lawd. Alex has the gayer face here.

...and the Oscar goes toooo

DAYNA! For not really being surprised!!

So it's TUESDAY at noon. I'm still tired from the big Men's Wearhouse party held at the Seattle Westin Hotel Ballroom...and I only had three gin and tonics. I'm SUCH a biddy. I think it must've been all the preparation that made me so tired. It takes a helluva lotta work to get that hair of mine all big and tossled, ya know. (Patrick kept calling me Penelope Cruz and speaking with a Colombian accent like she had in BLOW...HA!) And the make-up, the "undergarments" to suck in all the extra meat and high heels that I NEVER wear anymore just wore my fat ass OUT. Stephen, on the other hand, was just up and at 'em the next day. I cannot keep up with him.

I tell ya what. When a lot of companies (even the big ones) aren't even throwing holiday parties, The Men's Wearhouse continues to take care of their employees. Seriously, a huge dinner (prime rib, ham, pasta, gorgeous desserts--eggnog mousse, truffles, eclaires and more!) PLUS drinks, it's always THE. BEST. PARTY. After the awards were given out (which includes trips to Hawaii for outstanding employees) the dancing started. Sweaty times, y'all.

Alex (R) who now manages the Silverdale, WA store

and his Assistant Manager (aka Assman) Tyler

I'm already looking forward to next year's party. I might be rested up by then.

Courtney Love's daughter, Frances Bean is so over living with a nut.

2009-12-14T21:12:00.000-08:00

Courtney and Frances during

Frances's weird-ass funeral-themed

16th birthday party.

Well, well, well. Seems our own little Frances Bean is as creeped out by her mom as we are! Have you read her Facebook entries? Holy Lord. Take a gander, won't you?

"IF something happens to me, NO my will is NOT at Greenberg Glusker, that will is FORGERY…i created a new one per lISA FERGUSONs attorney who cannot be FOUND but that needs altering as it has Edward in it and Norton doesn’t have a CLUE how evil his own BM is he wont fuck a future Senator/Film Actor but hell purposfully refinance Kim Cobains Property i bought her cash outright, for the 12th time using a phony address due to some fuck up on some Bogus “ART FORM OF THE CH 13” R TODD used, leavng KIM COBAINS PROPERTY REPOS…SESED< “you have an hour to get your things” wtf did Kim Cobain do to YOU… so its best to never tell let alone kiss and trell i m shcoked at myself i never kiss and tell unless im really mad at an ex for like LOSING 300,000$ of my kid hes supposed to be paternal abouts money, oh yeah Norton just LOST 300k

and

britneys dad molested her , imagine the father that molested you owning you for slavery while your forced to sing songs picked for thier sexual content every night, insane right? i have it on First had authority, and fight as hard as she is and does she still didnt pull that card, its a pride thing i can relate to, However they want to play dirty, lets go, Im SO not affraid of the little trolls who hit this when i was fucked up who are called lawyers. lets GO."

So...Courtney has driven her daughter out with her nuttiness...

via People Magazine:

"Courtney's been clean for years and is perfectly fine," says her attorney Keith A. Fink. "This is simply about Frances preferring to live with her grandmother at this time."

On Friday, a judge appointed Kurt Cobain's mother Wendy O'Connor and her daughter Kimberly Cobain as temporary legal guardians over Frances Bean. A hearing on the matter is set for Feb. 10.

"Frances is 17 and a strong-willed child, and this is a decision she made on her own," Fink adds. "No matter what, Courtney loves her daughter more than anything in the world."

This isn't the first time O'Connor has been named guardian of Frances.

In 2003, L.A. County officials removed Frances from her mother following the singer's arrest for attempting to break into her ex-boyfriend's home. O'Connor was given legal control over the girl.

But Love regained custody in January 2005 after the singer proved to the court that she turned her life around and had kicked her drug habit.

Last year, Frances told Harper's Bazaar that O'Connor, who lives in Olympia, Wash., has been a constant force in her life. "She's probably the person I respect most out of anybody in the world," she told the magazine.

Geraldine Wyle, a lawyer for Frances and the two guardians, said only, "This is a private family matter."

Thank goodness Frances has a safe-haven.

Having said that, Patrick and I became hoarse from screaming along with Courtney on Hole's "Live Through This" cd in the car today.

Still one of the best cds of the 90's.

Tiger Woods lost another sponsorship this weekend. "Please DON'T be a Tiger" - Accenture

2009-12-13T16:17:00.000-08:00

Is AT&T next?

Unintentionally funny...

"Go on. Be a Tiger."

Let's start counting down...first Gatorade dropped Tiger's drink (even though they are saying they were not "going forward" with their strange Tiger juice), then Gillette found Tiger to be an unsavory spokesman. Today, Accenture, the investment management company based in Belgium dropped his ass.

When will AT&T kick him to the curb? You just know there are some juicy text messages sent via AT&T! Photos, too!

Sure, you can send 'em MY way.

Chris Brown is still being a stupid douche; this time on Twitter

2009-12-13T15:15:00.000-08:00

Dumbass Chris Brown is finding out that certain behavior might actually cost him. Here are a couple of rants from Brown's Twitter this afternoon.

via Twitter:

- im tired of this shit. major stores r blackballing my cd. not stockin the shelves and lying to costumers. what the fuck do i gotta do...

- WTF... yeah i said it and i aint retracting shit

- im not biting my tongue about shit else... the industry can kiss my ass

Isn't Chris Brown just awesome, you guys? (I know you can smell the sarcasm...)

Happy Birthday, Steve Buscemi!

2009-12-13T13:43:00.000-08:00

Mr. Pink; Buscemi in "Reservoir Dogs"

The clip up there is from Desperado, which also starred Antonio Banderas. If you haven't seen this classic **COUGHAnnetteCOUGH**--do it. And do it now.

Steve Buscemi is the ultimate character actor; The Big Lebowski, Ghost World, Fargo, Armeggedon, and of course, as Mr. Pink, in Quentin Tarantino's classic, Reservoir Dogs.

Steve is 51 years old today...watch at least ONE of his awesome films...soon!

Kevin McKidd - One Hot Ginger (And the Recommended Weekend Movie that Kevin McKidd is NOT in...

2009-12-13T11:43:00.000-08:00

Hotish Scottish!

(or should it be Hot Scot?)

Nevertheirregardless (thanks David Sedaris, for that word), let's all give this darling Scotsman Kevin McKidd a good look, shall we?

I first saw Kevin in the epic ROME series back in 2005-2007, and in Hannibal Rising the same year. He was fantastic in ROME as "Lucius". Then Patrick's a-hole ex-partner (whom I LOATHE) was a producer on the TV series, Journeyman, which was canceled after just one season. Patrick met Kevin on several occasions and said that he was a warm and delightful man. I think he has very kind eyes, don't you? Cutie McHotScot.

Patrick had and unintentionally hilarious walk-on during an episode of Journeyman when they were filming in ~~Headquarters~~ San Francisco. There was no way you could miss Patrick doing his best Julian Kaye-walk (Richard Gere in American Gigolo) with his queer dog, Sam. I nearly peed when I saw him in his scene. If you haven't seen American Gigolo, Gere walks very slowly and kind of tipped backwards in a very snooty manner.

Could I be a little more ADD this morning? I go from Kevin McKidd to Patrick to Richard Gere.

Let's make American Gigolo the Recommended Movie of the Weekend just for fun.

Tiger Woods quits golf "indefinitely"...flees to Sweden?

2009-12-11T17:15:00.000-08:00

What are you so pissed about, Tiger??

So, ~~Cheetah~~ Tiger Woods is quittin' the golf for awhile (watch the PGA ratings plummet), so he can beg for his life back with Elin. Rumors are swirlin' around that he's going to Sweden (where Elin may be hiding out) to try and fix things.

This wasn't just one indiscretion. Tiger is a serial "Transgressor". Is that even a word? Great. He's going to a country where there's nothing but hot blonde chicks, like the gals he hooked up with over and over again.(Not counting that Perkins Pancake House chick he schtupped in the parking lot after having breakfast with Elin and the kids.) Maybe they should go somewhere (Greece? Italy? New Jersey?) where he doesn't have as much temptation. Anyway, here's the Cheater of ALL Cheater's Official Statement:

via WWTDD per TigerWoods.com

"I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I’ve done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What’s most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.
After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period."

This oughta be good.

Lindsay Lohan's MUSE Magazine video - Porn audition or ciggie ad? (Oh, NSFW)

2009-12-10T22:07:00.000-08:00

Oh, Lindsay.

Wow. Here's the thing. I don't think real porn stars are hot. They are all so fake, hard boobs, and just so...artificial. Jenna Jameson? No, thank you. So I believe Lindsay should just give in to doing the porn now and make some of us happy. (Don't act like you wouldn't love to see it, too.)

Here we have a video now, of Lindsay's photoshoot from her MUSE Magazine piece. Ummm. I know it's a little (?) trashy and there are waaay too many ciggies being smoked, but I'm not going to say that she doesn't look a little sexy, because I think she does. (I am concerned about the possibility of a mattress fire, though.) All the other celebrity bloggers are saying Linds looks gross. I'm not gonna jump on that train. No, sir.

Sometimes I'm really amazed at things I reveal to you guys. (Cringing a little.)

The new movie "Nine" - Whose head ends up in a box?

2009-12-10T10:55:00.000-08:00

HA! Last night Stephen and I were watching the tee vee and the ad for the new film Nine was being shown, and he goes, "Is that for Se7en?" I almost peed. "Yeah, honey--I don't know which of those bitches ends up with her head in a box." Cut to Stephen giving me the side-eye.

Ohman. More hilariaty at the expense of my poor husband. Oh, and for our viewing pleasure--the real Se7en, where we all find out Paltrow's head is in a FedEx box! YAY!

Good times. Good times, indeed.

Barbara Walters' 10 Most Fascinating People 2009 - Who made who blush on the "10 Most Fascinating People"?

2009-12-09T22:59:00.000-08:00

Did everyone watch Barbara Walters' 10 Most Fascinating People? I always forget that Barbara lightweight-chats with these ten folks last for about 2 minutes each. Remember the days when we would've thought that was sufficient? Not so much anymore, Barbara. Narrow it down to 5 people next year?

Lady Gaga with The Barbara

And finally...the Most Fascinating Person of the Year (the Gospel According to Barbara, in other words...) is

...our First Lady Michelle Obama. I agree. She's elegant, smart, funny and I love her.

Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder ENGAGED??

2009-12-09T21:19:00.000-08:00

Eddie Vedder? In a TUXEDO?

Awwww yeeeaaah.

Eddie and fiancee` (!) Jill.

Oh. Mah. Gah. Eddie Vedder has finally proposed to his stunning girlfriend (and mother of their two daughters), model, Jill McCormick.

via Spinner.com

Eddie Vedder and his longtime girlfriend, Jill McCormick, are engaged. According to E! Online, the Pearl Jam frontman popped the question to his model companion on Friday night in Washington D.C.

Vedder, 44, and McCormick, 32, already have two daughters: Olivia, 5, and Harper Moon, 15 months. The couple was in the nation's capitol last weekend for Vedder's appearance at Sunday's Kennedy Center Honors gala where he paid tribute to Bruce Springsteen.

Of course I've seen Pearl Jam three times in concert (Hunter will never forgive me, because he didn't get to go to any of those shows. Sorry, dude.) One of the shows was at the tiny Moore Theatre on 2nd Avenue in Seattle (where else?). I went out to the mailbox, and found two free tickets in an un-marked envelope. It was a gift from the Pearl Jam Fan Club (The Ten Club). To be completely blunt, I flipped the fuck OUT. This was in 1994, y'all. In motherfucking SEATTLE. Seriously???? Gosh, I'm getting wigged out just thinking about it now. Sorry about the cussing, but come ON. You woulda freaked out, too and you bloody well know it.

So, here's my favorite Pearl Jam song, Black.

All of the beauty and

none of the angst.

Congratulations, Eddie and Jill....

Hey, anyone else out there with some awesome Pearl Jam stories?

Rihanna wants to have some lesbian love with Megan Fox!

2009-12-09T17:12:00.000-08:00

RiRi is a naughty girl!

...aaaaand, you're welcome for this

sexy shot of Megan.

Rihanna chatted about acting roles she'd be interested in...and I think it's just about everyone's idea of what they'd want in a role:

“I’d love to be an assassin. Either that or a lesbian. Maybe both! Hey, a gay assassin, there’s nothing hotter than that.” Ri joked. “Megan Fox would play my girlfriend – hands down. She’s yummy. She’s hot.”

Rihanna called Megan (Weird Thumbs) Fox "hot" and "yummy". Fanboys (and girls, I 'spose) have a little something to think about at bedtime tonight!

Today's Blind Item - "Tigress" Edition

2009-12-09T12:39:00.000-08:00

"We're not sure why everyone cares so much about this whole Tiger Woods thing. Sure, it's despicable, but it's not like it's unique. What would really shake things up is if the mistresses started coming out for this married female A list singer. Not Christina Aguilera."

[BuzzFoto]

I've heard some real stories about who this chick could be (read: a friend of a friend hooked up with this A List singer recently). I think this A-lister tries waaaaay too hard to appear to have a Perfect Family with all of the pictures of them dressed in such an oh, so cool manner.

Oh, and her husband does the same thing...his way.

The Bolshoi Ballet's Performance of The Nutcracker - Pas de Deux

2009-12-08T22:36:00.000-08:00

Gorgeous!

Ahhhh....my favorite piece by Tchaikovsky--the Pas de Deux from The Nutcracker. My beautiful grandmother Mimi (as I called her), Babe was a dancer and ballet teacher and would play this for me when I was very small. She taught me various steps and this particular piece is so haunting and reminds me of her.

Stephen and I have seen The Nutcracker several times together and will see it again this month. My wonderful friend Cyndy's granddaughter, Taylor is a Toy Soldier this year in her ballet company's production. Last year, she was the Teddy Bear.

Darling Taylor, last year as

The Teddy Bear

Taylor and me, December 2008

Taylor's mom Katey has always been my "honorary daughter". When Alex was 4, she was Alex's first overnight guest. (Katey is 3 years older than my boy. They laughed and fought all night.) Then when Hunter was born, she'd come spend the weekend with us and help me with the chubby baby.

I'm clearly taking the stroll down memory lane here. One of the funniest times Cyndy and I had shopping, was with 4 year old Alex and 7 year old Katey. They were in utter hysterics walking through the lingerie department, then later got into a slap-fight inside one of the round racks of womens clothing. Meeeeeeh-mories.

Those SpongeBob teeth HURT.

Sometimes I miss those days...oh, and Felix BIT me on the arm today. Yet another Mr. Perfect has been knocked down a few pegs. (Dayna put him in a screaming-bloody-murder-10 second-time-out.

The Baby Felix Honeymoon is ovah...even though I laughed a little when he bit me. Oh, he'll always be Mr. Perfect to us...

Oh, and DON'T anyone lecture me by saying "Now, listen. You need to NIP that behavior in the BUD. NIP IT." Can't you just hear Barney Fife saying that?

Memorial for the 4 Slain Lakewood Police Officers underway in Washington State

2009-12-08T11:57:00.000-08:00

Memorial route for the

four slain Lakewood Police Officers

via KING5News.com

Like most everyone here in Washington State, particularly Western Washington, I'm watching the coverage of the Memorial for the four Lakewood Police Officers who were gunned down in a coffee shop while doing their paperwork last week.

Upwards of 20,000 police officers from all over the United States have gathered at the Tacoma Dome (about 30 minutes from our house) to pay their respects to the Brothers and Sister in Blue. Watching the four white hearses and seeing the family members following behind in limosines is just making my chest hurt.

The magnitude of this insanely violent and senseless act is coming to a silent crescendo.

via KOMO4

Donate online to the fallen officers of the Lakewood Police Department

Lakewood, Washington

The Lakewood Police Independent Guild has set up a benevolent fund for the families of the four officers killed Sunday morning.

Guild president Brian Wurts said in a statement on the guild's web page that the account has been established through the union.

If you would like to contribute, you can donate online or via mail.

Donate by Mail: Mail checks to LPIG Benevolent Fund,
PO Box 99579, Lakewood, WA 98499

Make out the checks to the "LPIG Benevolent Fund".

Johnny Depp looking fab in Japan & "Dark Shadows" news!

2009-12-08T10:13:00.000-08:00

Well, HELLO there!

That's what I'm talkin' about.

Johnny Depp arrived at the Narita International Airport in Japan early this morning to promote "Public Enemies".

I really can't think of anyone else (besides Hunter) who can pull off this kind of look. Johnny's devil-may-care rumpled chic always wins me over.

via ONTD:

"In town to promote his latest film “Public Enemies,” Depp looked genuinely touched by the outpouring of love from his Japanese audience.
Johnny paid particular attention to a small girl in a wheelchair, shaking her hand and smiling at her as he made his way to a chauffeured car."

Oh!! And it sounds like Johnny and Tim Burton are indeed working together for a film version of the 70's television show, Dark Shadows. I'm sure I'm the only one who remembers that show, right? Y'all are a buncha youngin's, but I'm tellin' ya, that was some scary shit on the ol' Tee and Vee set back in the day. Barnabus Collins?? Are you kidding me? I remember there was some horrible Secret Room where very bad things happened. No doubt, this film will be awwwwesome.

Today's Blind Item - "White Christmas" Edition

2009-12-08T04:36:00.000-08:00

"This very attractive and popular female model and sometime reality star thought she had the funniest joke the other night. While at a Christmas event/party she kept saying, "Oh it will be a White Christmas." She then would do a bump of coke off her hand.

All night she followed the same pattern until finally at one point the whole table she was at said it before she could. She then laughed and did another line."

via CDaN

Hmmmmmm....There's a certain married/mother/model and former reality show gal I'm thinking of. I truly DON'T think it's Mrs. Seal Henry. The one I'm thinking of has an infomerical of shit she won't use herself...but her name is on the products.

Tiger Woods OD'd Thanksgiving Night. The empire is crumbling...

2009-12-07T22:19:00.000-08:00

Cry her a river, Tiger.

This Tiger Woods story gets uglier with every passing hour. TMZ.com is reporting that Tiger was admitted to the hospital as an "OD" after the crashing of his Escalade late Thanksgiving night.

via TMZ.com:

Sources connected with the hospital tell TMZ the admissions chart lists "OD" and that he was having trouble breathing.

We're told the fifth floor of the hospital was put on lockdown when Tiger arrived. Tiger was admitted under an alias -- William Smith. His wife, Elin Nordegren was by his side.

As we first reported, Elin gave paramedics two pill bottles at the accident scene -- we now know the prescriptions were for Ambien and Vicodin. Tiger was in and out of consciousness, snoring at the scene, and our sources say he clearly appeared to be under the influence of something -- not alcohol.

We're also told doctors used a breathing tube to assist his respiration."

Ick. Tiger Woods is no longer the King of Perfection, is he?

...the harder they fall, indeed.

A couple of Lindsay Lohan's photos from MUSE Magazine. Hmmmmm. (NSFW, FYI)

2009-12-07T20:45:00.000-08:00

Sorry for this last one.

Girl ain't got no ass whatsoever.

Photographer Yu Tsai spoke to the NY Post and said about his photoshoot with Lindsay Lohan and a couple of other ~~freaks~~ models about her "homage" to Kate Moss and Johnny Depp's relationship:

"The three of them were very sensual and provocative, but Lindsay understands this piece was created not for any sensational value other than artistic integrity," Tsai said. "There was never a discussion about pushing the boundaries. (BOUNDARIES? HAHAHAHA! Good one.) She was totally comfortable with the nudity as long as it had artistic integrity.

"When you see her nipple, it just happened in the moment. She was playing the role of Kate Moss -- you're at a party and you are with a guy you really love and another girl."

I feel badly for Johnny Depp's name being thrown into this pot of crap. Now, Kate's trashy name deserves every bit of it -- I understand she even approves of this mess.

Honestly. Lindsay looks like a coked-up whore. And I mean that in the sweetest way possible.

David Beckham lends a hand in South Africa for UNICEF

2009-12-07T17:38:00.000-08:00

David Beckham, in

Cape Town, South Africa

on behalf of UNICEF

Look at that smile. And David is pretty cute, too.

via: UNICEF.org

"In the week of World AIDS Day (December 1, 2009), David Beckham visited a UNICEF-supported program in a clinic in Khayelitsha township in Cape Town, South Africa where he met and talked to pregnant young women and new mothers who are living with HIV.

The UNICEF supported "Mothers to Mothers" (M2M) program provides HIV-positive pregnant women and new mothers with vital education and support that helps to prevent them passing HIV to their unborn babies. It also gives them the knowledge they need to improve their own health and that of their babies.

Beckham was introduced to the work of the program by Dr. Mitch Besser, the founder of M2M, who told him about the ground breaking care and support that the clinic's patients are receiving. He met 25-year-old Tamara, an HIV-positive mother who received treatment at the center and now supports other young women in the same situation.

Tamara started her treatment at the clinic when she was five months pregnant, and thanks to the testing, counseling and medication she received her three-year-old son Sesiphi was born free from HIV."

I love stories like this. I really believe the Beckhams are genuine in the philanthropic work with children. Remember Victoria going to a very poor area of Kentucky with their eldest son, Brooklyn not too long ago?

Lovely. Just lovely.

BREAKING NEWS: Elin Woods has MOVED the EFF OUT!!

2009-12-07T14:27:00.000-08:00

"Oh, it's already been BROUGHT'IN!"

MmmmmHmmmm. Here we GO, y'all. Elin's mama, Barbro Holmberg, a Swedish politician, has arrived in Florida to give her gorgeous daughter some moral and maternal support. Now we're hearing that Elin has left the house she and Tiger shared.

according to RadarOnline:

Elin Nordegren had enough and moved out of the $2.6 million Windermere home, neighbors and other sources close to Tiger, told RadarOnline.com exclusively. Sources tell RadarOnline.com that Elin is living nearby in another house.

Tiger's in big trouble. BIG trouble.

Stinkfoot Suri is a little hot mess. You KNOW Tom dressed her....

2009-12-07T13:17:00.000-08:00

Poor Stinkfoot.

We can all tell by the smug look on Tom Cruise-y's face that he dressed Suri from his goody closet. And Katie's pissed. Stinkfoot Suri even fits into Tommy Girl's shoes now...but he should've consulted with Tim Gunn or Christian Siriano about this get-up. Polka-dotted shoes and Tom's Oscar gown? It's a bit of a hot mess, and over-accessorized. The earrings need to go back in the closet.

Make your own jokes.

Tiger Woods? If we know about 10 mistresses, there MUST be over 100! UPDATE Tiger didn't use condoms. WHAT???

2009-12-07T12:53:00.000-08:00

How'd ya get that cut, Mr. Man?

So we're up to 10 and counting, y'all. Sigh. If you're taking notes--and I know you are--here you go:

via Extratv.com

1. Cori Rist: The New Yorker got involved with the golfer after meeting him at a club in Manhattan, according to the New York Post. Says her ex husband's girlfriend on Rist and Woods' involvement, "I am not surprised at all."

2. Mindy Lawton: The 33-year-old pancake-house waitress claimed Woods dumped her in 2007 after National Enquirer cameras caught the pair having sex in his SUV outside her trailer in April 2007. "Tiger just used me as his sex toy," Lawton told a British tabloid over the weekend.

3. Jaimee Grubs: A 24-year-old Las Vegas-based cocktail waitress who told Us Weekly she had 20 sexual encounters with Woods in about three years. The golfer left her a voicemail urging her to delete her name from her cell phone's outgoing message because his wife Elin Nordegren had found out about their affair.

4. Rachel Uchitel: One of the golfer's pals paid for a plane ticket for the 33-year-old VIP club hostess to meet Woods at an Australian golf tournament last month. Woods allegedly paid her "at least a million dollars" to keep quiet about their affair, according to the daughter of Uchitel's lawyer.

5. Kalika Moquin: Her pals have told media outlets the 27-year-old Las Vegas-based club employee is no longer involved with the father of two.

6. Jamie Jungers: The 26-year-old -- who reportedly met Woods in Vegas -- worked for Trashy Girls, a lingerie line and entertainment agency.

7. Another VIP Club Hostess: An unnamed 26-year-old from Orlando, Fla. claims to have carried on a two-year affair with the married golfer. "The woman was 20 when Tiger approached her," her lawyer told the New York Post. Now a corporate employee, "she has not come forward... out of respect for Woods."

8. British TV Broadcaster: According to the London Sun, Woods would "hook up" with this woman while in England. "His fling... was the talk of the PGA," says the paper.

9. Older woman: British reports claim Woods also had dalliances with a "sex-addicted cougar," although not much is known about her yet.

10. Holly Sampson: According to the Sun, Woods was involved with this 36-year-old porn actress, who has starred in flicks such as "OMG, Stop Tickling Me" and "Flying Solo 2." She has neither confirmed nor denied the reports."

Great. Pretty soon we'll have the "Twelve Ho's of Tiger" to sing for the holidays.

..."FIVE COCKTAIL WAITRESSESSSSSSSS!"

**UPDATE**

This is just idiotic...but typical. According to US Magazine ~~Cheetah~~ Tiger Woods wasn't in favor of using comdoms. He didn't enjoy condoms, nor did he look forward to using condoms. (Those are phrases used in our family when we LOATHE or REFUSE to do one thing or another--thanks to Tim Gunn and my sweet friend, Kimberly!) Get a load of THIS crap:

"Jaimee Grubbs -- a 24-year-old cocktail waitress who broke the news to Us Weekly that she had a 31-month affair with Tiger Woods -- says the golfer, 33, never wanted to use protection.

Apparently, he also didn't use condoms while bedding 33-year-old restaurant manager Mindy Lawton, according to Lawton's sister, Lynn. "She said he never wore condoms," Lynn told British tabloid, News of the World. "I was so worried she might catch a disease, especially as we suspected he was promiscuous."

Experts tell Usmagazine.com that not only did Woods risk his own life, but also the lives of his wife, model Elin Nordegren, and their two children, Sam, 2, and Charlie, 10 months.

"It's self-destructive behavior," says psychotherapist Rhonda Findling, author of Don't Call That Man! "Sometimes it's just momentary stupidity, but this seems like sexual addiction."

Woods likely forgot about protecting himself because "the only thing he cared about at that moment was feeling good," says Findling."

How long before little Tiger CUBS start peeking their heads out?

Today's Blind Item - They really ARE broken up Edition

2009-12-07T11:00:00.000-08:00

"There were reports that this couple split up recently. Apparently, she had enough of his double life. But while they really have broken up, expect to continue to see them together occasionally. They are simply fulfilling commitments they made to their publicists to attend certain key events."

[Blind Gossip]

Do NOT be fooled by the recent photos of this couple holding hands and looking "together".