Ashton and Demi are making the rest of us look bad.

These two look too good
for their own good.

I was under the assumption that there was a rule of some sort that requires couples to go a bit downhill physically after they've been married for awhile.

Here we have the poster-biddy for good plastic surgery and her waxed and polished boy husband to make us all feel like crap about ourselves. THANKS!

Gaaaah.