Oh, Lindsay.
Wow. Here's the thing. I don't think real porn stars are hot. They are all so fake, hard boobs, and just so...artificial. Jenna Jameson? No, thank you. So I believe Lindsay should just give in to doing the porn now and make some of us happy. (Don't act like you wouldn't love to see it, too.)
Here we have a video now, of Lindsay's photoshoot from her MUSE Magazine piece. Ummm. I know it's a little (?) trashy and there are waaay too many ciggies being smoked, but I'm not going to say that she doesn't look a little sexy, because I think she does. (I am concerned about the possibility of a mattress fire, though.) All the other celebrity bloggers are saying Linds looks gross. I'm not gonna jump on that train. No, sir.
Yes, she looks great (at least compared to her normal tired look) but this video is screaming for a parody...
ReplyDeleteAm i the only person who imagines Lindsay probably doesn't smell very....clean & fresh? Ever.
ReplyDeletehmmmm.... I don't know. She looks to me like she could really use a good scrub in the tub/shower. She looks dirty.
ReplyDeleteAnnette and GG: That reminds me of a quote from Fight Club, Tyler Durden re: Marla:
ReplyDelete"She needs a WASH."
Heh.
xoxo j