Who's THAT Bitch? "American Idol" Edition

Paula WISHES she were this

FLAWLESS and FIERCE!

Oh gurrrrrl.

Just in case your gaydar is on the fritz, or you are in fact, Helen Keller, "American Idol" front-runner Adam Lambert is a big ol' queen. Wow, is that sentence insulting or just redundant? Think about it. I haven't.

ANYgay. Seems not only are the little girls squealin' over this "dude", the BIG ol' girls are, too! YAY!!!

If the "Idol" producers don't let Adam perform in drag, I'm gonna be pissed. Seriously.