Barf-Inducing Couple Number 1 - Jon Gosselin (JGoz) and That Young Ho

Blehhhhhh.

Um, Puke Balloon Boy? Can I please borrow your Tupperware barf bowl? Seriously...like now. 

Here's one dude I never, ever wanna see kissing anything...not even his kids (as IF, right?).

For eff's sake. Is this what this asshole-couple is doing now? Calling the paps (smears) for photo-ops like this? 

If you ask me, 2012 (i.e. The End of The World) cannot come fast enough.