Bullet Train Wreck

Dr. Drew

Before I get started on the awesomeness that is "Celebrity Rehab", I forgot to add hottie Dr. Drew Pinski to the list of "Silver Fox Gene Pool" (see below). Consider him added.

Deep breath...and SQUEEEEEEAL!!! We are on the countdown to October 23rd for the new season of "Celebrity Rehab" on VH1. Here's how I watched it last season: All in one marathon day of cringeworthy rapture. I didn't even get dressed, let alone get out of bed. I all but wore a Depends undergarment, I was so completely riveted. I ate breakfast, lunch and a sensible dinner in bed--even chocolate!

This season is chock-full of D-for-Drunk-or-Dopey-List party-goers. Plus, we get crazy-ass Jennifer Garner groper Gary Busey as a counselor. Come again?? Yep, and Tawny Kitaen (ex-wife to the Whitesnake dude and former girlfriend of O.J. Simpson), Rodney King from L.A. Riots fame, three other bottom-of-the-barrel celebs, and of course, regular, Jeff Conaway. He was holding out for more money, I think, but finally went back to work on his addictions out of concern for the show.

Who's with me?