Oh, David.

David Duchovney is serious about his sex addiction.

Is this REALLY the best way to let the executives at Showtime know that you have "graduated" from your Perv School and you're really, truly not gonna try and hump everything that has a '*"jay-jay" on the set of Californication? Your life should just be this season's story-line.

*jay-jay": noun, slang. Shortened version of va-jay-jay; you know, those girly parts. I like it better.