"This IS my costume, A-Hole!"

GAAAAH! Maria Shriver scares me to death!
Brooke Shields

The Way She IS, Barbra Steisand

Is that a mustache I see on Drew?

Courteney Cox

Helen Hunt and her ugly sunglasses

The baby-pink lipgloss isn't enough, Jessica

Kelly Ripa is going as Madonna this year!

Renee` with her mouth full of Sour Patch Kids candies.

This one just breaks my heart...sort of. Poor Posh.

I don't want any remarks about how mean I am for posting these! It's the price they pay for looking really good some of the time.

Now, off I go to the store in my muddy black sweatpants and grey sweater with Baby Felix puke down the arm. Oh, and no make-up.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!