Sarah Jessica Parker makes me wanna barf, and proves she is INDEED an equine.

You've heard of the cameltoe?

Introducing the Horsey Hoof!

Ewwww.

Normally, I have a pretty strong gag reflex (oh, hush UP, dirty minds. Heh.), but SJP has made me grab the Tupperware bowl to have next to  me just in case. Read on, my friends:

via Digital Spy:

"It has taken me three years to decide on the scent because I really like BO and I think it's sexy. I wanted to figure out a way to make it palatable to everybody. I was like, 'How do you get BO in a bottle and make an atomizer of it?' Then it was all about trying to capture the sense of naughtiness in a bottle that it would be good for a man and a woman."

"BO" is code for another horsey's hind end, FYI. I speak "SJP lingo".

"Horsey Stink" by SJP Stables

available at your local feed store.

I know someone named Holly who's gonna be irritated with this one...which makes it even funnier.