Stinkfoot Suri Eats Her Own Shoe.

Stinkfoot, please.

Here's what I'm experiencing by just quickly glancing at Stinkfoot with her own flip flop in her mouth: An angry and overactive gag-reflex and a case of the warm-drools. I'm not as concerned about the street filth that may be crawling on the bottom of that pink thong (which Stinkfoot has clearly licked clean), as I am about the self-inflicted hazardous material on the inside of the sandal. We all know her foot-stench is comparable to freshly grated parmesan cheese.

You can dress her up, but she still stinks. Of cheese. And Scientology.

Today's Blind Item!!

NY Daily News Blind Item
Which starlet turns a blind eye to her athlete boyfriend's philandering ways? Her dream is to get a diamond ring so she can finally leave the business.

Hmmmmm....what "little" chick keeps forgetting the words to her own songs?

Britney's New "Candies" Ad - Wow.

Wait. That's Britney??

So that's where my taffy puller ran off to! Suddenly, Brit's gone from looking like a fire hydrant to looking like a long, lean stripper pole. Awesome.

Good Morning, Johnny Depp!

Oh, Johnny Depp.

Why not? Who says I can't post photos of Dreamboat Johnny (wasn't that a song by Heart?) simply BECAUSE? Oh, he is filming a new movie in Puerto Rico, which is why he's dressed all swanky. That's your Word of the Day.--SWANKY. Try to use it throughout your day and see if anyone laughs.

"Johnny Depp finished up another day of work on The Rum Diary with a big smile on his face in Puerto Rico yesterday."

So yeah, Johnny's back at work. Swooooon.

Today's Blind Item...SUPER-EASY!

"This A list actress is more famous for one lucky television role than the truly awful acting she has done in movies. Well, she had a recent breakup. Her publicity machine cranked out every story it could to say she was the one who had done the breaking up with her singer boyfriend. Well, this may be true, but then why would the singer have to change his phone number and e-mail address after she wouldn't stop trying to contact him? When she couldn't reach the singer why would she start calling all of his friends to beg them for his number? What she is telling his friends is that she can't move on without some kind of closure." CDaN

TA-DAH!!





Man, that's funny.

Separated at Birth, Ya'll!! Adam Lambert and...

American Idol Pageant's, Adam Lambert
Kurt Russell as ELVIS!!

Hilarious and perfect.

"If U Only Knew"...Amazing Hunter Update

Oh. My. God. That's all I can say. Hunter has a new single called, "If U Only Knew". It's a collaberation with an amazing musician from the D.C. area named Man-E. Hunter was given the beats, then composed the melody and performed the vocals--all in two days. The song is completely different than any of his other work, and I LOVE it! Who knew he could do electronica/R&B and hiphop??

Please give a listen. This is some serious shit.

www.myspace.com/huntersstroud