Chris Brown and Rihanna Dance to "Smack My Bitch Up". Okay. I'm Done.

"How ya like me NOW. bitches?"

Cue the music, Samantha, I'd like to be serenaded with Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up"...and gimme those 808s.

Eff. Look at that a-hole. Flexing his thuggy muscles on a jetski. Oh Chris Brown. You're such a badass, aren't you? Beatin' up girls and gettin' away with it--AND getting her back in your bed. Awesome.

Now is the time that we dance.