Paris Hilton WISHES She Could be Patsy Stone, Sweetie Dahling.

Oh, Paris.
The Diva Joanna Lumley as
The Diva Patsy Stone in "Ab Fab"

The Sun reports:

"The hotel heiress sported a brand new hairdo seemingly inspired by JOANNA LUMLEY’s towering barnet in Absolutely Fabulous.

And if that wasn’t enough to draw comparisons, Paris also donned a pair of fishnet tights identical to those worn by Joanna’s alcoholic layabout alter-ego Patsy Stone in the classic sitcom. "

Who DOESN'T want to be Patsy Stone? Patrick and I were forever arguing about who got to be Patsy and who was Edina. We still LOVE this British (and homo-iconic) show from the 90's. Patrick is bringing his Platinum and Diamond Faggotty (are there two t's in 'faggotty'? - it doesn't appear to be in my SpellCheck), oh, so Special Edition Boxed Set of Absolutely Fabulous so we can re-live the good old days, just like Pats and Eddie do with the 60's.

"Nobody dies in their own vomit THESE days, Sweetie...."

Too bad I feel fat like Edina these days...and just as neurotic.

Eddie: "Theres is a THIN woman on the inside just dying to get out!"

Eddie's Mum: "Just the one, dear?"