A TRIPLE Separated at Birth!

That A-Hole Illinois Gov. Blagojevich
That A-Hole Scientologist, Tom Cruise
That awesome actor, Josh Brolin,
as Dan White in Milk

Can you even BELIEVE how arrogant Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was today during his press conference?? Holy crap. It was all the reporters could do not to laugh right at him as he professed his innocence--even WITH his foul-mouthed audio tapes for all the world to hear. It was like an SNL skit all over again. What a complete and utter a-hole.

Then there was my favorite (read: LEAST favorite) Scientologist this week, who completely ignored his son, Conner's premiere in Will (I'm NOT a Scientologist!) Smith's new film, "Seven Pounds". Stinkfoot's dad was too busy promoting himself to be bothered with one of his OTHER kids. He also had to showboat onstage after Katie's Broadway performance to sing Happy Birthday to her (30!) along with Stinkfoot and the cast from Kate's show. Conner's gonna be really pissed someday, probably sooner than later.

Josh Brolin is having quite the couple of years! Last year, it was No Country for Old Men, this year it's W and Milk--both of which he's getting critical raves and award nominations. If anyone can beat Heath Ledger, it'll be Josh Brolin. You heard it here first? Maybe ninth, I don't know.

Jennifer Aniston makes me really crabby

I see London, I see France...
They sure look happy to see the paps!

Maybe it's because I fell on my tailbone today and I'm hungry, too, but Taniston is really irritating me. She's out hawking that god-awful looking, maudlin dog movie and I've HAD it with her.

I saw Jen on Dave (Letterman--we're on a first-name basis, he and I) the other night. My head was silently exploding. First of all? Dave's MINE, bitch. Secondly, if porn star Jenna Jamison had been wearing a dress that short, everyone woulda been all, "what a typical ho-bag", but if Taniston wears it? Oh, then everyone's like, "she looks so great...so sexy!" Bleh. I remember agreeing with Project Runway's Sir Timothy Gunn (he deserves that title, whether he has it or not...) referring to Jen as "looking desperate". Here's where I get to piss her off: Angelina would NEVER have to resort to wearing such a hoochie get-up, OR bragging about a recent magazine cover she's gracing. Learn some humility, please.

Have I made myself clear on whose "team" I'm on yet?

Ugh, and look at her "let's call the paps" photo...remember John's all buddy-buddy with the paps. When he calls, they come a-runnin'.

I can't wait til this press junket of Jen's is O V E R.

Caylee Anthony's Remains Identified

Sweet little Caylee Anthony
Casey Anthony, smiling as usual

Caylee Anthony's remains have been identified by nuclear DNA testing.

The Associated Press reports: ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — Orlando authorities say DNA tests confirm the skeletal remains recently found in the woods belong to missing toddler Caylee Anthony.
A county medical examiner said at a news conference Friday that the remains match Caylee's DNA profile, and that the death is considered a homicide.
A utility worker stumbled upon the remains last week, less than a half-mile from where the girl lived. Caylee had been missing since June.
Caylee's mother, 22-year-old Casey Anthony, was indicted in October on first-degree murder and other charges, even without a body. She has insisted that she left the girl with a baby sitter in June, but she didn't report her missing until July.
A search team said they did not check the wooded area sooner because it was submerged in water.
THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS UPDATE. Check back soon for further information. AP's earlier story is below.
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — Investigators are expected to announce the identity of a little girl's remains found more than a week ago near the home of missing toddler Caylee Anthony.
The Orange County Sheriff's Office and the medical examiner are scheduled to hold a news conference Friday afternoon near the woods where a utility worker found the remains.
The utility worker also is scheduled to make a statement later Friday regarding his discovery.
The girl's mother Casey Anthony is being held on a first-degree murder charge in the toddler's death. She has pleaded not guilty. "

Did any of you see the video of Casey Anthony's conversation with her parents via closed circuit video from jail? The only thing she seemed concerned about was that she "looked so awful". I get the feeling she sits up at night trying to decide which actress should play her in the Lifetime Made for TV movie. Oh WAIT. In HER world, it will be an Oscar winning feature film. The word SOCIOPATH doesn't even begin to describe this piece of garbage. She appears incredibly calculating, self-absorbed and above all, evil. I hope to God the prosecuters in this case have every single piece of evidence in proper order, so justice will be served on Casey Anthony.

Cartman's--I mean, FELIX's first snow!

Cartman

There's that little Cartman kid again!

"Shut up, Kenny."

Yesterday, Felix had his first snow day. There are so many things I find hilarious about these pictures (taken by Uncle Hunter): Felix can't zip his pants up all the way due to his big belly; the fact that it looks as though his dad put some sort of booties on his hands, rather than his mittens; and, of course, how these photos look like they were taken in South Park, Colorado.

Paris Hilton's Present to Herself--A Pink Bentley

Gawwwwd, she's an idiot

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- A burglar broke into Paris Hilton's Sherman Oaks Hollywood Hills home on Friday morning, the LAPD confirmed to Access Hollywood.
According to the police, a man in a hooded sweatshirt and gloves forced entry through the front door of her house and proceeded to ransack her bedroom, making off with unknown properties.

The L.A. Times reported that $2 million in jewelry and other items were stolen from the home.

The celebutante was not home at the time and has been notified of the crime, Access has learned. Officers were called at around 5 AM by Paris' security with the report of a break-in.

The burglary came just a day after Paris debuted her new car, a pink Bentley.

Paris? Now just isn't the time to be showing off your stupid PINK, $200,000 custom BENTLEY, mmkay? You know the old saying: "Karma's a bitch, ain't she?"

TIME Magazine - 2008 Person of the Year, Barack Obama

Perfect Choice!

NEW YORK – President-elect Barack Obama has won another contest: He's been named Time magazine's "Person of the Year" for 2008.

The magazine has named Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, French President Nicolas Sarkozy, Gov. Sarah Palin (WHAT??) and Chinese director Zhang Yimou as runners-up.

Last year's winner was Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin. Previous individual winners have included Bono, President George W. Bush and Amazon.com CEO and founder Jeff Bezos.

There truly was no other choice than President-Elect Obama for this honor.

Seattle Snow FALL...

I need this shirt.

Accidents just waiting to happen...

Leave it to the biggest clod in the family to fall on her tailbone...yep, you guessed it. I fell this morning walking the dogs--right on the spot where I have a metal plate and 4 screws holding my L5 S1 (tailbone) fusion together. I had the surgery 2 years ago. I know I'm fine, but I cried it hurt so badly. (What a crybaby wuss.)

It's a sad thing when the 90 year old neighbor offers you a hand. (I declined, thank you.)

More snow is expected this weekend. Awesome.