Jennifer Aniston makes me really crabby

I see London, I see France...
They sure look happy to see the paps!

Maybe it's because I fell on my tailbone today and I'm hungry, too, but Taniston is really irritating me. She's out hawking that god-awful looking, maudlin dog movie and I've HAD it with her.

I saw Jen on Dave (Letterman--we're on a first-name basis, he and I) the other night. My head was silently exploding. First of all? Dave's MINE, bitch. Secondly, if porn star Jenna Jamison had been wearing a dress that short, everyone woulda been all, "what a typical ho-bag", but if Taniston wears it? Oh, then everyone's like, "she looks so great...so sexy!" Bleh. I remember agreeing with Project Runway's Sir Timothy Gunn (he deserves that title, whether he has it or not...) referring to Jen as "looking desperate". Here's where I get to piss her off: Angelina would NEVER have to resort to wearing such a hoochie get-up, OR bragging about a recent magazine cover she's gracing. Learn some humility, please.

Have I made myself clear on whose "team" I'm on yet?

Ugh, and look at her "let's call the paps" photo...remember John's all buddy-buddy with the paps. When he calls, they come a-runnin'.

I can't wait til this press junket of Jen's is O V E R.