Taniston? At The IVY? Oh, brother.

Desperate But Not Serious

Bombarded by paparazzi and fans, alike, an eyewitness tells that the former “Friends” actress, Jennifer Aniston “left through the back door of the trendy eatery without staying to enjoy lunch after all the attention she received on her way in!”

Oh dear. We ARE desperate, aren't we? This is the crappy Robertson Blvd. eatery that usually caters to the likes of bottom-of-the-barrels like Ashlee Simpson and Brooke Hogan. Just what are we supposed to say when seeing these pics? "Oh, she IS wearing a top!" or "Table for one, as usual, Miss Aniston?"

Bleh.