Name that chick

Fresh-faced, singer/waitress
Some old music exec's "escort" to the CMAs?

Kelli? Kelli PICKLER? American Idol Pickler? Are you kidding me? I know I've been harping about plastic surgery lately, but is it any WONDER? This girl was nothing, if not charming in a fakey-dumb kind of way, but she was kinda cute while saying, "whatsa MINK?" to StupidSimonCowell. Those boobs! That face! That stuff needs to be put on hold until you're in your 40's, honey...and used sparingly, at that! What is WRONG with you? Plenty, now. Before--you were adorable.