Katherine Heigl is just like US. (Eyeroll...)

Oh brother, Heigl.

Could this photo be a little more staged? Let me tell you how I am positive this isn't candid: It's in focus; there is no one else in the photo (e.g. other photogs, her "people" trying to protect her); her stupid giant bare foot, oh so preciously sticking out of her feathery dress; and most importantly, she's trying to show us that she EATS. Everyone knows all Heigl ingests are alcohol and ciggies. If she did if fact take a bite of that Big Mac, I guarantee she puked it right up.