What the Goddamn Hell is Paltrow Wearing?

StupidPaltrow

I confess. I positively LOATHE Paltrow...with every fiber of my being, I hate her. (I know, "wasted emotion", but I cannot help it. I've TRIED.) I will jump on any chance I get to ridicule this smug, pinched, faux-British crabapple. (Ugh--remember during the Oscars recently when she kept referring to Anthony Hopkins as "An-Tony".? I seriously wanted to spit on the TV screen.)

This dress. I think she's spending too much time in Mariah Carey's closet.