Sam and Linds Together Again?!?

Lindsay's skinniness at Sam's Clubhouse!

Please, oh please, oh PUHLEEEZ let this be true:

"Seen here arriving at Samantha Ronson's house, Lindsay Lohan might be back in the good graces of her gargoyle love, according to Us Magazine:
It's the same mansion where Lohan, 22, used to live with Ronson, 30, -- before the DJ had the locks changed following their breakup and Chateau Marmont blowout fight.X17online.com photographers described Lohan as appearing "calm...[but] happy." They spent about six hours together.That same afternoon, Ronson changed her relationship status on Facebook to "It's complicated."

You're goddamned right, "it's complicated". Did you SEE Lindsay on "Ellen" yesterday? HOT FIDGETY MESS. OhmyLord, Lindsay was blabbing endlessly about her, um, "career", the tabloids (and how she's "sooo not interesting"--I beg to differ) and her surprise (?) break-up with Samantha Ronson. Enjoy the nut-fest:



My guess is that Sam saw this and realized just how much she missed all of the intellectual discussions she and Linds used to have--that, and the Crazy with a capital C.

Lindsay Lohan to Mel B: "Um, are you accepting applications?"

Lindsay w/her finger and

two pair of ugly shoes

Linds, the Producer of "Peepshow",

Mel B. and her hubby, so-and-so.

Popsugar UK is reporting:

"Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen and Stephen Belafonte were amongst the guests at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas to attend the opening of PEEPSHOW, Melanie Brown's new burlesque-style show. Mel performs alongside fellow Dancing with the Stars alumnus Kelly Monaco, and although neither of them appear topless, the showgirls surrounding them do. Lindsay apparently told Mel she is "back on men" and left with a mystery man at midnight. This follows reports of Lindsay flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio at My House in Hollywood on Wednesday night. Sounds like she won't need that dating service any more."

This sounds like a low-rent Pussycat Dolls rip-off, doesn't it? A couple of things: Doesn't Charlie Sheen have newborn twins at home? Lindsay is "back on men"? Doesn't she know we love her as a lesbian? Now she's just some unemployed drunkgirl who's way too skinny and loves doing coke. Nothing interesting about that. Where's my Samantha Ronson? I miss her.

So Linds was in Vegas filling out job applications. I guess after she hit up Forever 21, In 'n Out Burger and The Sapphire Gentleman's Club (yeah, I've been there, what of it??) she thought she'd hit up former Spice Girl, Mel B. for a position. I am hearing Adam Ant singing again: "Desperate, But Not Serious". I love that song. It's a great reference.

Oh yeah..what is UP with Lindsay with the finger in her mouth? Does it makes us look at her first (yes), longer (yes), then wonder if it's code for "I'm back on men"? (Maybe.)

Lindsay, your E-Harmony Ad (parody) is just sad.

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

This is no way to get a job or Sam back, Linds.

Sigh.

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan. Sigh.

Lindsay posing for paps

Sam is moving ON.

So many thing to discuss about Lindsay and Sam. Here it is in a nutshell.

Sam's sick of Lindsay's drama-rama. Sam reportedly changed the locks on her house to keep Linds out. Sam had a party at Party Central, the Chateau Marmont Hotel last week and hired bodyguards, who had to physically keep Lindsay from crashing the party. Lindsay found another random party at Chateau and tried to get into that one--didn't work.

Apparently Lindsay's dumbass mom, Dina (along with 15 year old sister, Ali--who doesn't appear to go to school of any kind) are in town to help Lindsay through all this shit. Just a few days ago, Dina and Ali were turned away at the door of club Villa--because ALI IS FIFTEEN. Dina proceded to use the "don't you know who I am" line to no avail. Jesus. We wonder why Lindsay is so effed up?

There are also rumors of Sam already replacing Lindsay with a "dark-haired Lindsay lookalike". This would account for Lindsay's crazy ramblings on Twitter about Sam cheating on her.

E! News is also reporting:

"Lindsay Lohan was dining with her mom, Dina, when who should be at the exact same restaurant but ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Coincidence?

Sam was out of town deejaying this weekend, but returned in time for a quick run-in on Sunday night at Cecconi's restaurant in West Hollywood.
Sam was eating with a group of guys, but a source says she ventured over to the Lohan table for a brief hello before leaving alone.

According to another source (Lindsay), there is no truth to the report that she was "totally smashed" at a Friday-night fete in the Hollywood Hills...
OK! magazine reported that people were pouring vodka into her cup. "She was way beyond incoherent," the mag claims.

But Linds tells E! News exclusively that she's still sober. "I was drinking something called Neuro Bliss," she says.

According to their website, the health drink is “proven to relax neural tissues, and to enhance brain activity, focus and provide a sense of well-being.” That's a new twist on drinking away the breakup blues."
—Reporting by Ken Baker

Whew. I'm out of breath. Right now it seems Lindsay has NO career whatsoever. She's too risky in terms of being insured for any kind of acting job, not to mention all the chaos that follows her wherever she goes. No one will hire her at this point.

Sam, on the other hand, seems to be making lots of money DJing and her singing career is taking off. Not surprising, I like her voice a lot.

www.myspace.com/samantharonson "If It's Gonna Rain" is my favorite.

Dr. Drew (aka Dr. Dreamboat) Says Lindsay's Gonna Crash.

Dr. Dreamboat Drew
Oh, Lindsay.

Unfit Parents, Michael and Dina Lohan. Gross.

Swoon...anytime I get to post a picture of Dr. Drew Pinsky (Dr. Dreamboat), believe me, I will. The Dreamboat is giving his sexy-voiced opinion about our girl, Linds. Sigh. Lindsay? Please don't die. I know your parents are Class A A-holes, but you have got to get it together.

"The top Hollywood addiction specialist who predicted Britney Spears' meltdown feels sure Lindsay Lohan is heading for darker days following her split from girlfriend Samantha Ronson. (Dipped in Cream's new obsession! Oh, Sam!)

Dr. Drew Pinsky, who fronts hit reality TV show "Celebrity Rehab," insists Lohan is a classic addict who is heading for a breakdown.

The medic, who hasn't treated the actress, tells news show Extra, "She's a straight-up addict," and she needs help.

He adds, "I've been saying for a while she's gonna have a major, major blow-out... before she becomes motivated to really capitulate to treatment."

And Dr. Pinsky feels Lohan and her worried parents should follow the example set by Spears' mom and dad, who forced the pop superstar into therapy as she started to crack up in 2007.

He explains, "Britney had a severe mental illness... Britney's only alive because of the actions of her parents."

Never gonna happen. Lindsay's parents, Dina and Michael are narcisistic leeches who don't know how to do anything except enable and exploit their kids.

You Know It's Bad When You Actually DREAM About Lindsay and Samantha!

Is it really over?

Ohman. It finally happened. I had a very detailed dream about Lindsay and Sam last night. I was totally caught in the middle in terms of whose side I was on in this dream. I loved them both dearly. I felt a bit maternal toward Lindsay, but was mad-crushing on Sam. I helped them clean their car out--lots of empty booze bottles, half-empty beer bottles (which Lindsay kept chugging once she found them--no matter how flat and old the beer was), painting supplies (??), ciggie butts everywhere and bags and bags of garbage. Oh, and some drywall. Huh? In my dream, Sam had plumped up a bit, and I liked her better that way. She had a wicked sense of humor and kept making me laugh at inappropriate times, which are the best times for laughter, if you ask me. Make me laugh, and I'll fall in love with you, apparently.

I have no idea what this dream means. Probably just that I didn't write enough for the blog yesterday, particularly about Linds and Sam, seeing that Sam has kicked Lindsay to the curb--again. I think she means it this time, since she supposedly changed the locks on her house, and kept Lindsay from entering a party at the boozy Chateau Marmont Hotel in Hollywood.

I gotta say, Lindsay has been living a bit hard for being only 22 years old. She's been to rehab, what, twice? I've lost count of the car crashes and lawsuits.

US Magazine is reporting:

"In the newest issue of Us Weekly, Lindsay Lohan opens up about her heartbreaking split from Samantha Ronson, the "humiliating" weekend showdown with Ronson's family, and says that friends' fears she is suicidal are unfounded.

"It's absolute hell," Lohan told Us on Monday in a far-ranging interview over several lengthy phone calls and emails where she was agitated, crying and baffled by the turn of events.

and

Sources tell the magazine Ronson had repeatedly tried to break up with Lohan over the past month, but each time, "Lindsay threatens to kill herself -- she cares about her but wants out."

Lohan laughs upon hearing that, saying she's okay.

"I'm just really hurt!" she says. "The whole situation is sick."

I don't know what I'll do it these chicks can't just work it out. Lindsay is really only super-interesting to me because of Sam, after all.

Separated at Birth - Samantha Ronson and...HUNTER?

Sam and Linds

Oh Hunter.

THIS is some funny shit. Hunter walked into my house wearing this get-up. I said, "jesus, you look just like Sam Ronson". He didn't even flinch.

Still Together - Lindsay and Sam!

Enduring Lovebirds

Doesn't Lindsay's arm look like it's on backwards?

From the pseudo-bi-sexual horse's mouth! Lindsay Lohan just posted this little tidbit on her MySpace page:

"RUMORS
little piece of TRUE information:
we did NOT break up!
access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six… AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It's really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc… NOT TRUE
:) xoxox Lindsay
Currently listening :RumorsBy Lindsay LohanRelease date: By 2005-01-11"

Wait a second. Back the eff UP. Did she just say she's listening to HERSELF? Oh Honey. That's just embarrassing.

My heart continues to go out to Sam, no matter how hot Lindsay is...ALL the crazy ones are.

So. On a Lighter Note...Resolutions, Anyone??

2009, Bitches!

I mean it, you guys. I want to know YOURS if I have to tell you MINE. I've never made a New Year's Resolution in my life. EVER. I always thought it was lame. But it seems that I'm joining in on the fun this time. You know, since I went to a NYE party, had a hangover for two days straight and all, why NOT make a couple of resolutions?

1.) Go Veggie!! I told you about that yesterday. Yes, still with the fish and bacon allowed. Is that line getting old yet? It's still funny to me.

By the way, the tofu last night was delicious! I prefer it to chicken in my pad thai, actually! It's almost time for my salad sammie!

2.) Get off my fat ass and MOVE. I don't care HOW...just stop sitting so much. I took The Big Walk (down our giant hilly street, all through town and back up again--pant, pant) today with Stephen and the pups. My tailbone has stopped hurting...YAY! This leads to Number Three...

3.) Limit my time on the laptop. This will probably be the hardest. I mean, what if I miss a nuclear meltdown between Sam and Lindsay? I need to be on TOP of that shit. The first two Resolutions are CAKE compared to this one. Yikes.

Okay, YOUR turn!!

Now Gurrrrls! Sam and Lindsay Love to Fight

Aren't they sweet?

You know I love me some Sam and Linds. I just hate it when they fight, though. (Sorta.) Their entire holiday season seems to have been marred with drama...a trip to the ER for poor Sam, who has to deal with Lindsay's nuttiness, airport fights, limo fights, club fights...oh, GIRLS. Let's see some make-up pictures/videos instead of all this mess? Hmmm?