Michael Phelps is Sports Illustrated's Sportsman of the Year

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Mr. Vegas

Well, DURR. Of COURSE he is. I just wish they would've given him this honor before he hitched his horse in front of The Palms in Las Vegas and began gambling and dating strippers. I guess that would've only given S.I about a 12 hour window after the closing ceremonies though, huh?

And this is just AWFUL to say...BUT, I preferred the black and white photograph in one of the good men's magazines of Michael. It was from the neck down.

Good luck with that girlfriend, Michael. I'm sure your mom loves her, Dude.

REALLY, Michael??