Suri uses a sippy cup now...

Tom. It's COLD outside. Children need coats!

...for her Scientology-infused sweetened barley juice swill! Yumyum! But her dad still carries her around like a newborn right out of the hospital.

Also, WHY is Tom Cruise one of Barbara Walters' 10 Most Fascinating People? I'm really only fascinated by the barley juice and the stinkfoot situation. I pray he talks about THAT. Oh, and why he doesn't use a German accent in his Nazi movie, Valkarie. Does anyone else think it's weird that he's the only one without an accent? What the hell? Meryl Streep never would've taken that route, I betcha dollars to doughnuts on that one.