Donatella Versace Asks: "Who Wants BBQ Chicken Wings for Dinner?"

The lovely and appealing Donatella Versace

I could really go off on this chick...wait, she's no longer a "chick" and HASN'T been for a good 20 years. Remember? Her poor daughter, Allegra is anorexic and was supposedly receiving "medical help" for her dire condition. I hope her mother isn't the one "helping" her. Holy Lord. The photo above was taken during Donatella's holiday in St. Barts on Christmas Eve. I really do think there is such a thing as too tan, don't you? She looks completely slathered in Kraft honey-mustard barbeque sauce. That's good eatin' folks. And what's going on with her upper lip? I thought cocaine left a residue around one's nostrils. (Hey, it's JUST A RUMOR! Heh.)