Patrow Sits Awkwardly for "Gotham" Magazine

Paltrow and her disjointed foot

I can't quit looking at Paltrow's stupid foot in this picture. She looks like a 6th grader who hasn't been taught how to sit properly for a portrait. I love when she meets my expectations of stupidity.

StupidPaltrow and her overpaid (or not, she IS dealing with Paltrow, after all) trainer Tracy Anderson are featured in the latest issue of Gotham Magazine. Here are some of PinchFace's interview "highlights":

"Is there a character you’d love to play but haven’t? I’d love to do [Chekhov’s] The Three Sisters; I look forward to doing Blanche DuBois [in A Streetcar Named Desire] on stage someday. I’d really like to do a musical. And I’d like to do SNL again. I liked doing that.
Do you think you’d collaborate with your husband, maybe do a duet? No, no, no, no.
How about Madonna? I don’t think so. I don’t think the acting/recording thing really works. Maybe if you’re an urban act, but I’m not sure it works if you’re an actor. An "URBAN ACT"??? Racist much, Paltrow??
What were your favorite things about growing up in New York? Underage smoking on stoops of brownstones, going to museums, the seasons, and how great a school Spence (a private girls’ school) was—how well they prepared me for life."

I hate her more with each interview.