Leave Britney's Boobs ALONE!

"Ya'll two needa stay IN there!"

Britney is sorta complainin' about her boobies, all the while settin' 'em free:

"I have a love-hate relationship with my boobs. At the moment I hate them and want them smaller. I can’t wear the kind of suits I used to love, like the red PVC one I got to wear for the ‘Oops I Did It Again’ video, for example, I don’t feel streamlined. I’m tempted to have a breast reduction so I can slink into some amazing stage outfits for my next set of shows. I know they look sexy but sometimes they get in the way."

Oh Britney. Don't be a Pam Anderson about your boobs. Next thing we know, you'll be yankin' them out, then gettin' bigger ones when you decide you miss 'em, ya'll.