Just So You Know

I totally think those Google ads at the bottom of my blog page are super-embarrassing.

Oh, Lindsay!

Total BFF's

God, I love Lindsay Lohan. Her bad behavior never grows old with me.

Looks like Lindsay Lohan is still rubbing people in her industry the wrong way. Sources on the set of Ugly Betty have claimed Lindsay and America Ferrera weren’t exactly BFFs behind the scenes.In one episode, America’s character exacts revenge on high school nemesis played by Lindsay by pantsing her (pulling her pants down) during the shoot, however Lindsay wasn’t wearing any underwear!
But, a source close to Lohan is quick to defend her, saying that it was all America’s fault, and that Lindsay has broken her commando habit and “wears underwear all the time now!” Pssssst. She's SUPPOSED to wear underwear!!
The pal says that America pulled down her pants during a rehearsal when she wasn’t supposed to carry through with the action. Lindsay was so embarrassed “she started crying.”
On set sources tell Page Six, Lohan acted in rock star like fashion showing up flanked by her entourage, smoking like a chimney, and trashed her dressing room enough that it had to be repainted. In addition, Lohan “would obsessively cut pictures of herself out of the tabloids like she was creating some sort of scrapbook.” Lindsay also supposedly refused to come to set until the show’s star, America Ferrera, was there first.

Why aren't there some tasty pictures of all this?

C'mon Joe, we're goin' SHOPPIN' ! !

Before and after, Palin's $150K makeover

Piper Palin, 7, with her cute $790 Louis Vuitton bag

You BETCHA I'm jumpin' on this! The Republican National Committee has shelled out in excess of $150,000 to make Sarah Palin look presentable as the Vice-Presidential candidate. Nieman-Marcus and Barney's New York are listed as two of the luxury-based retailers with whom Palin's stylists have shopped. Ummm...I dare you to go to a rink and find another hockey mom dressed in a $3500 Valentino suit. In addition to the clothing, funds were also being spent on make-up artists, hair stylists to the tune of $5000.

The L.A. Times reports "...Palin’s spokewoman is saying this is much ado about nothing, that we should be talking about more important issues. But can you imagine the outcry if it were revealed that Hilary Clinton’s rainbow of pantsuits was paid for by campaign contributions? Or if college kids’ $50 checks to the Biden/Obama campaign were putting those men in $5,000 custom suits? (Obama’s suits are by Hart Schaffner Marx out of Chicago, and cost in the $1,500 range.)"

I do realize that women are held to a very high level of scrutiny in terms of appearance when in the public eye. I'm just not sure of this is the best method for Palin to endear herself to all the gals out there who are "just like" her.

Oh no they DITN'T...

Lacey and Cheryl (AKA "Fatasses"")

Looks like the girly-men of Dancing With the Stars have nothing better to do than call their fellow dancers, Lacey and Cheryl "fat". These a-holes are taking their lives into their own hands by saying that crap. Oh yeah. Cheryl wears an enormous size 4, by the way.

"...Louis van Amstel and Maksim Chmerkovskiy believe that their fellow 'Dancing With the Stars' pros Lacey Schwimmer and Cheryl Burke are too fat. "When I first saw these women this season, I said, 'Guys, you know the camera adds 10 pounds. You have to do something about this,'" Chmerkovskiy says and van Amstel adds the girls "have to deal with the consequences" of their weight."

Are you guys as irritated as I am??

Patrick: "Dog Parks Make Me Vomit..."

".because they are fillied with DOG SHIT." Patrick is fighting with his German Shorthair Pointer, Sam today. He awoke to Sam glaring at him with a look that Patrick interpretted as, "get out of bed, you lazy goddamn faggot" My vision is of poor Sam, in his Hugh Hefner silky bathrobe and Tim Gunn voice actually saying this to Patrick. (I love how we all just KNOW what our dogs are thinking,) They are now at the dog park in Palm Springs. Patrick is furious because the park is empty which means there is no one to "play with Sam, so I DON'T HAVE TO". I'm calling the ASPCA and turning Patrick in to the authorities.

Awwwwwwessssome....

Ohmygod. I LOVE Kelly Kipoor from The Office. So when I use the word "awesome", you'll know how it's supposed to read.

I have several friends in Europe (sssslllluuurp--snootiness abounds) who are probably in love with the British and original version of their precious show. Good for ya'll. Watch this anyway.

See You Next Tuesday!

Again with the tongue?

I don't mean to get all political up in here, but did anyone besides me read the Rolling Stone cover article where it was reported that Mr. John McPottymouth called his wife, Cindy the C-word? Yeah. THAT C U Next Tuesday word. Is there any reason he thinks this is okay? He doesn't even deny it.

"...John McCain made extremely ugly remarks about his wife Cindy McCain during a tirade witnessed by three reporters and two aides. "At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, 'You're getting a little thin up there,'" Schechter writes. "McCain's face reddened, and he responded, 'At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you c*#t.' McCain's excuse was that it had been a long day. If elected president of the United States, McCain would have many long days."

You can call me a bitch. Just don't call me fat, old or the McC-word.