Saturday, October 31, 2009

Anderson Cooper needs a vacation, too! A $3200 a night vacation in India.

Andy with his boyfriend Benjamin Maisani in India

Well now. What do we have here

One of my favorite Silver Foxes might be feeling a little glum because CNN's ratings haven't been so great of late...but that didn't stop him from going on a holiday to India with his cute boyfriend, Benjamin.


"According to New York Post, the 42-year-old "silver fox" has been spotted with East Village bar Eastern Bloc owner Benjamin Maisani at the Rambagh Palace, which is named as the best hotel in the world by Conde Nast Traveler.

The room costs $3,200 per night and features a four-poster bed and views of the gardens of the former Maharaja palace. It also has a large round bathtub, which was filled with bubbles and sprinkled with rose petals on the first night."

The Ranbaugh Palace

Rose petals? Really? 


I did a little snooping around regarding Benjamin's NYC club Eastern Bloc. In a word, it sounds FABULOUS--in a dirty, strong drink, red-walled, hot bartenders everywhere kind of way. If only this were 10 years ago when my Best Gay Patrick and I were in a place in our lives where we did this kind of hard partying every.Single.Weekend. I'm exhausted just thinking about it. Oh, Jack and Karen.

Those were the days, my friend...  

Friday, October 30, 2009

Recommended Movie of the Weekend - "From Dusk Til Dawn". HELL, yeah.

I've made mention of this Robert Rodriguez/Quentin Tarantino classic before. George Clooney was still Dr. Ross on E-Freakin'-R back in 1996 when this was released. I loved his little nervous tics, I loved Juliette Lewis and her white trash accent...but Salma. Oh, Salma Hayek and her snake dance. HO.LEE.SHIT. She was utter perfection...pouring that whiskey down her leg for "Richie" (Quentin) to drink it from her toes? Come ON, people. Does it get any sexier than that? No. It doesn't.

Oh yeah--there are vampires. LOTS of vampires.

Watch it. Love it. Tell me how you feel about it.

Looks as though we'll be dressing up for Halloween after all--how about YOU?

Happy Halloween....

At the very last minute, I decided, YES, we're going to the party at Sugardaddy's with Tim and James tomorrow night. I've been hemming and hawing for weeks now as to whether or not I was up to it. (I'm SUCH a biddy!!) 

Stephen and I have decided on costumes...he's going as an irrresistable vampire and I will be LUCY (from Bram Stoker's Dracula). I'll post pictures...if YOU guys do!!! 

Project Runway Rundown...aka Weekly Bitchfest

Season 4's Chris March's video review

Oh, yes. I'm still hanging on to Project Runway, even though I don't really give a single CRAP about any of these desiiiiignerrrrss. (That was Tim Gunn speaking.) In all honesty, I watch it only so I can hear Tim say, "Desiiiignerrrrrs. Use. The. Macy's Accessory Wall. THOUGHTFULLY", each and every episode. Oh, Tim.

I swear to God, I want to slap the bitchface right off that bitch Irina, but I LOVE her designs. Her "Aspen" look is still killing me (in a good way) and her companion piece sweater made me gasp it was so tremendous. Althea (who won the Challenge) and Irina gave the side-eye so hard to each other it made my head hurt, since they both made sweaters and hated each other for the audacity of it all. Carol Hannah (I hear "Daryl Hannah", though) whipped up a darling black cocktail dress that I would wear in a heartbeat. There's just something so odd about her face. Maybe it's the 8000 layers of mascara she applies, I'm not sure. Yeeesh.

In the end, the pretty boy from Seattle was booted...and rightly so. He never even won a challenge and he was in the bottom six? Crazy.

All I know is Bedskirt Christopher is going to cry like a 7th grade girl a-bloody-GAIN next week. I want to kick him right in the shins for that behavior. Knock it off!

Speaking of how there will never be a desiiiignerrrr on Project Runway as amazing as Christian Siriano--did any of you catch him on Oprah yesterday? I could eat him with a spoon!!

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Today's Blind Item - Tattoo Edition

Yeah. My feet. Shut up.

"This past weekend this C list cable reality star who had his own show spoke at an event addressing tattoos, taboos and Jews but he did talk a bit about his TV show a bit as well. As an admittedly non-practicing Jew he was asked if he had any Jewish tattoos. His reply? “I have a dollar sign on my hand.” Some in the audience laughed, most did not. Know your audience dude.

He recognized how reality TV had changed his life financially for the better and that it opened many doors for him, but he also spent considerable time complaining about the show. He did not enjoy it and never wanted to do subsequent season(s) but was tied to obligations in his contract. He complained about how the producers wanted to make each episode about death. He felt less like an artist and more like he was playing psychiatrist to the customers. He seemed very bitter about the experience."

via CDaN

I quit watching this show for the very same reason Mr. Cranky Tattoo Jew is bitter. Too maudlin with all the "death" tatt I mean, subject matter. Needed to get back to being badass.

Today's Blind Item - Forget Your Troubles C'mon Get Happy Edition

"This pop diva has caught the acting bug. While she has barely any acting experience, she's been begging the producers of this highly anticipated biopic for a role. No, she doesn't want to play the star. She wants to play her famous offspring. She has already made several phone calls to the producers, and has impressed them with her dead-on impressions.

She's also been promising to "ugly down" and use her real name in the film's credits. In short, she's willing to do almost anything for a piece of the fame once enjoyed by the characters of the film."

via [Blind Gossip]

Oooooh. I like this one. I think I know exactly who this FAME-ous Diva is--I recently posted a photo of the FAME-ous offspring she wants to portray. I think it would be tremendous. The paparazzi would go NUTS.

I've given you so many clues, I'm making myself sick! 

Today's Guest Review - MILEY CYRUS, Chicago 10/27/2009

 Rachel - waiting for Miley!

What a DOLLY!!

This is one the cutest things I've received here on Dipped in Cream. A beautiful little 5 year old girl named Rachel gave her mom Rebecca, her little review of the Miley Cyrus concert the other night in Chicago. 

These are ENTIRELY Rachel's words:

"I like Miley Cyrus songs.Mileys brother started the show, he was funny, I didnt really like his music though. I was so happy when Miley came on.I liked Mileys clothes.My favorite outfit was the dress she wore when she sang "Bottom of the ocean". My Daddy bought me a glowstick and I really like it.My favorite song that I danced to was " creepy little sneaky fly on the wall" (actual name of the song is "Fly on the wall") I liked her microphone, and i liked her hair.The cool thing happened when Miley was in the air on the motorcycle with strings. I have 2 more favorite songs that I like .. " Let's get crazy"& "Bottom of the ocean" i wish i could meet Miley. I want to go again to see her, I really miss her."

That. Is. PRECIOUS. Thank you so much, Rachel. I have an entirely different idea of Miley now that I see her through your eyes.

Honestly? Miley looks like she puts on a great show...and just seeing little Rachel's face made my heart swell. Please go to this YouTube site that Rachel's mom gave me. Dar-LING.

I  better watch my back. Rachel's set to take over my job.


Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Today's Blind Item - Skinny Pills Edition

"Which celeb thanks her trusty packet of pills rather than grueling sessions in the gym for her new slimline figure? Your extra clue: She does get a few bedroom workouts in though."

Hmmmm...."celebrity", not "actress" or "singer". The "bedroom workouts" may elude to a sex tape? I know who I'm thinkin'.

Taylor Swift and Kanye West Reuniting on SNL?

Dumbass Kanye and Taylor Swift last month
on the VMAs

I really hope the rumors of Kanye West crashing Taylor Swift's hosting and performing appearance on SNL are false. I'm sure all the SNL writers think this would be super-funny, but ya know what? It's like rewarding a toddler with a cookie for setting his kitten on fire.

Kanye West will be the only winner in this situation--everyone will laugh a little and say, "Oh, Kanye!". I hope the mostly-male writers at SNL aren't bullying Taylor just for ratings.

Taylor--and her young female fans--derserve more than being reduced to a quick joke.

Michael Jackson's "This Is It" Premiere in Los Angeles Last Night

 Why the GoddamnHELL was Paris Hilton invited? Oh, that's right. Her mom, Kathy says she "went to school with Michael". Really? All I've heard is how those Jackson kids were tutored. (Wait. My mind just crawled into the gutter. Was Kathy a "tutor" for those boys? Nevermind.) AND, of course Paris claims that Michael named his daughter Paris AFTER HER. 

So here's Paris Hilton, trying to looked serious and fierce (instead she just looks raggedy in a homemade safety pin 1990s Versace Halloween costume a` la Elizabeth Hurley from back in the day.) Sigh. You know what? I work damn hard on this blog, and I wasn't asked to attend this Premiere.

Ugh. Parisite.

The film itself sounds like it was quite a powerful experience. Prior to the showing, director/choreographer and good friend of Michael's spoke:


"Before the two-hour film began, Director Kenny Ortega (pictured with Jermaine) tried to explain what the late pop singer was hoping to accomplish with the tour and why they chose the massive Nokia Theatre to premiere the movie.

“Tonight we come together in the name of one of the greatest entertainers known in our times and a man whose heart pumped to make this world a better place: Michael Jackson,” Ortega said. “This Is It is, and always has been from the time we started, for the fans. The Nokia became our first residence. It is where we held auditions and where Michael hand-selected many of the creative artists who joined him for this. It is with great pride that we are premiering it here tonight.”

Katy Perry and Adam Lambert

Paula Abdul

NKOTB alum Joey McIntyre - 
clearing wearing the shirt I've been looking for.

 Is it just me, or do Tito, Jackie and Marlon
look positively ecstatic being back in the limelight?
Enjoy it, fellas. Ain't gonna last.

Of COURSE I'm going to see this film. Are you guys? 

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Lindsay Lohan's Hooker Photoshoot - and her dad says, "she'll be dead in one year".

WHY is Lindsay still on magazine covers?

Awesome. Pin-thin, topless with a teddy bear.
Calling all pervs!

I have never seen this magazine before, and believe me--I'm a periodical HO. This is not IN STYLE.

Maybe she's on the cover because at first the publishers thought (incorrectly!) that Lindsay's internship/designing position with Ungaro would be a success. It was nothing but leggings, y'all; it was panned and now she's making excuses and blaming everyone else.

We also have Michael Lohan (aka A-Hole Father of the Year, a title he shares with his BFF Jon Gosselin) who takes to the media (read: anyone who will listen then print what he has to say) to discuss his daughter's issues:

"It could be a year, a month, a week - who knows?" Michael Lohan told Grazia magazine. "She has a plethora of medicine you can't mix and can't drink with."

He added, "She needs long-term rehab. I fear the worst. Look at Elvis, Anna Nicole Smith, Heath Ledger - who was a close friend of hers."

Michael Lohan recently appeared on Maury Povich's television show and claimed his daughter has an addiction to prescription pills saying, "There's nothing left of her."

First of all, Heath Ledger was most likely not a "close friend" of LIndsay's. She and the Monkey-Faced Olsen Twin probably shared a dealer at one time, and a close friend that does not make. Nice try, though.

Secondly? I think Mr. Lohan believes he will be better off financially if Lindsay does die. He has compared her to deceased icons (what? No Princess Diana?) who have gobs of image-licensing money coming in--but he needs to get a GD clue.  Even Anna Nicole Smith had a better career than Lindsay ever could at this point. (And she married that old rich dude.) Michael Lohan has more to worry about than his eldest  daughter. Ali, who is 15 going on 45 needs some parenting as well. 

These people are all idiots and now I have a headache. I may sue.

Oh, and while we're on the subject of cd covers - Adam Lambert Strikes the Gay Icon Pose!

Adam's new cd - 
For Your Entertainment

Y'all know I LOVE me some Glambert...but the cover shot reminded me of a few other Divas.






I think it's tremendous that Miss Adam is in the company of these fabulous Divas, because Lord knows--he's one, too!! All we need now  is for Adam to add an A to the end of his name, and we're set.

I cannot wait for his 'bout y'all?? 

Rihanna's "Rated R" cd Cover

Rihanna's new cd, "Rated R" cover shot

Apparently this is the cover shot of RiRi's new cd...and not the rubber barbed wire around her boobies shot. Meh.


"...the grainy black-and-white cover shot that leaked Tuesday (October 27) finds the singer in a moody, contemplative pose reminiscent of outrageous 1980s avant-garde singer Grace Jones.

Wearing what looks like a leather top, Rihanna is depicted with her hand covering her right eye, with each finger wrapped in an intricate set of rings that hug two knuckles.

The image for the album, due November 23, was shot by fashion photographer Ellen von Unwerth, who said Rihanna is "so beautiful, sweet and tough at the same time — and a pleasure to shoot,"   

I think Rihanna should have called the cd "OW, Chris! My EYE!" and be done with it.

Natalie Portman believes that eating meat is just as bad as rape. Wow. Really?

Someone needs to keep her mouth SHUT.

So here's the thing. Natalie Portman has equated eating meat with RAPE. I will be so bold as to say her stint at an Ivy League university taught her NOTHING. It sounds to me that fooling around with (read: snorting coke and eff you see kaying Sean Peen Penn while he was still married) gave her the license to say completely stupid things like this:

"I say that Foer's (who wrote an essay for The New York Times magazine) ethical charge against animal eating is brave because not only is it unpopular, it has also been characterized as unmanly, inconsiderate, and juvenile. But he reminds us that being a man, and a human, takes more thought than just "This is tasty, and that's why I do it." He posits that consideration, as promoted by Michael Pollan in The Omnivore's Dilemma, which has more to do with being polite to your tablemates than sticking to your own ideals, would be absurd if applied to any other belief (e.g., I don't believe in rape, but if it's what it takes to please my dinner hosts, then so be it)."

I'm more than appalled by Portman's statement. It bears noting, too, that she was one of the many "artists" who signed the petition for the release of child rapist Roman Polanski. Clearly, this naive young woman has no idea what kind of horror rape victims suffer by comparing the assault to merely eating a cheeseburger.

I would be very pleased if Portman took a moment to truly think about what she said regarding a very serious issue. I'd also be happy if she spent some time hearing the very real stories of women and children who have suffered the atrocity of rape. 


Today's Blind Item - Seeing the Light Edition

"We hear this Celeb Couple's relationship is on the rocks due to religion. Apparently, both were of the same faith, but now one is beginning to question the whole thing. One of the partners has given the other an ultimatum: Either stop questioning, or divorce. The religious beliefs are tearing their family apart. Not Katie Holmes."

I can think of only one couple who has suffered such a horrible heartbreak to make one of them question their "religion".

Breaking News: Stinkfoot Suri is wearing tights AND long sleeves...oh yeah, and that director of "Crash" smashes The Scientology Dude

...but still no coat.

I guess we're making some progress. Monday morning in Boston it was 46 degrees. Naturally, everyone else in the entourage were bundled up, including Dead Eye mom, Katie.

Speaking of Scientology. I haven't addressed the big fat deal about director/screenwriter Paul Haggis renouncing the Xenu-folk. He wrote a big fat letter to that little freak (have you SEEN him talk?) Tommy Davis, the head of the Celebrity Scientology Centre, condemning his stance on gay marriage.


The 56-year-old Haggis, who won an Oscar in 2005 for co-writing "Crash," said he was quitting the church after 35 years.

"I could not, in good conscience, be a member of an organization where gay-bashing was tolerated," Haggis wrote.

The filmmaker said that he was promised that action would be taken but that he was frustrated after time passed.

"Silence is consent, Tommy," Haggis wrote. "I refuse to consent." AMEN, brother!

The letter, dated Aug. 19, was published in a blog about Scientology and has since been widely circulated online.

Ziggy Kozlowski, a publicist for Haggis, confirmed that the director wrote the letter. Kozlowski said the letter was intended to remain private.

Davis said Haggis' complaints were based on misunderstandings and that he has since spoken to the filmmaker. Davis strenuously disagreed with Haggis' claim that the Church of Scientology is in any way anti-gay.
Davis said the San Diego chapter of the Church of Scientology was incorrectly characterized as supportive of Prop 8.

"We're all for civil rights and the rights of minorities," said Davis. "We know what it is to be a minority and have your rights curtailed. We're very vocal and consistent in our stance on discrimination against anybody. We take it very seriously."

For an organization often shrouded in secrecy, the letter offered an unusual window into a dialogue between the church and one of its famous members. Occasionally, Scientology materials are leaked. Last year, a promotional video starring its most famous member, Tom Cruise, was watched by millions. (Speaking of freeeeeeeaks!)

Haggis also said he was "shocked" that the Church of Scientology was publicly denying that it adheres to a policy of disconnection – of severing ties with a friend or family member who's antagonistic toward Scientology. Haggis said that his wife, Deborah Rennard, was given precisely those orders and didn't speak to her parents for more than a year.

Davis again disagreed with Haggis and said the church doesn't mandate disconnection with anybody and that it was an entirely "self-determined decision."

"The great majority of Scientologists I know are good people who are genuinely interested in improving conditions on this planet and helping others," Haggis wrote. "I have to believe that if they knew what I now know, they too would be horrified."

The Los Angeles-based Church of Scientology, founded in 1954 by the late science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, claims to have 10 million members in 165 nations.

Haggis, who also wrote the Oscar-winning "Million Dollar Baby," is shooting "The Next Three Days" in Pittsburgh. It stars Russell Crow, Liam Neeson and Elizabeth Banks.

So, yeah. Wow. I wonder if John Travolta will wake UP and smell the freedom? 

Did any of y'all see that little puss Tommy Davis on Nightline when he was being interviewed by Martin Bashir? Davis didn't care for Bashir's line of questioning, snatched off his mic and rode off on his Huffy bike. HILARIOUS.

Monday, October 26, 2009

OhdearLord...Not Safe for Your STOMACH...JLo and SkeleSWEAT


Listen here. If I have to look at this crap, SO. DO. YOU

Here are JLo and her skanky little husband, Marc (Skeletor) Anthony in Miami yesterday. N A S T.

Jaaayzus. I just lost my appetite. (I do covet Jen's shoes, though.) 

Amy Winehouse's New Boobies - Sorta NSFW.

Amy's mighty proud of her new "girls".

Amy Winehouse seems intent on making sure the entire world gets a good peek at her new baby's bottom implants. She's still so pin-thin that, well, they look just hard and awful...and I think she's going to tip over, face first.

Rumors are swirling around that she got the implants for Blaaaaaake and that the two are back together. I have a feeling we haven't seen the last of "2009, the Year of Celebrity Deaths". 

Oh, Amy. 

THIS will not end well. Julia Roberts in a bikini with Javier Bardem.

Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.

There was a time when I was a fan of Julia Roberts. I couldn't watch a film of hers without crying...that vulnerable, doe-eyed girl onscreen with the face that the camera loved.

Slowly over the years her image of being a--how shall I put it--homewrecker--became quite off putting. The lustre was gone from the ingenue, and the hard facade was all that was...and IS left. I don't fall for the "million dollar smile" anymore. With nearly every film she's made, Julia has also come away with a new man, including her current husband, cameraman Danny Moder (who was married at the time) during the filming of The Mexican. Need more of an actual list? Voila`.

Danny Moder, husband (2002 to present)

Benjamin Bratt, ex-boyfriend (1997 to 2001)
Matthew Perry, ex-boyfriend (1996)
Lyle Lovett, ex-husband (1993 to 1995)
Jason Patric, ex-boyfriend (1991 to 1992)
Kiefer Sutherland, ex-boyfriend (1990 to 1991, engaged)
Dylan McDermott, ex-boyfriend (1988 to 1990, engaged)
Liam Neeson, ex-boyfriend (1987 to 1988)

I'm just sayin'. The countdown has begun. 

So is Javier Bardem still with the lovely Penelope Cruz? We'll see, won't we? Because here he is with his co-star Julia Roberts filming Eat, Pray, Love in Rome.

Today's Blind Item - Mr. Goody-Goody is a Bad Man Edition

"This busy guy must be really good at juggling. He is a very successful actor and has more than one high profile project in the works. And as if he wasn’t busy enough at work, he also has a wife, a mistress, and an ex-girlfriend, each of whom thinks they are number one in his heart.

It was actually pretty surprising for us to hear about the latter, because this actor comes across as the ultimate nice guy – the kind of guy who would never, ever cheat on his wife. He must be a really good actor. Perhaps his juggling skills aren’t quite as sharp as they could be, though, because his ex-girlfriend thinks she’s pregnant."

via (Blind Gossip)

OhgoodLord...I want to hear your guess on this one. Hurry.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

I've come down with a severe case of Concert Envy - Prince at Paisley Park in Minneapolis!

You sexy MoFo.

I'm so old and tired now that I hardly ever go to a concert, it seems. But I tell ya what--I'd have given my right arm (or something) to have been able to see this sexy bitch's show at Paisley Park last night. 

You do realize that Paisley Park Studios is Prince's luxe personal studio and office space, and around 1000 people fit into the concert area to watch that hot little man play for three solid hours. I say, GOD-DAAAYUM. 


"Prince performed Saturday night at his Paisley Park Studios to a small crowd of 1000 people.  He jammed for 3 solid hours singing hits like "1999," "Controversy," "Raspberry Beret" and of course "Purple Rain".  He played homage to the Jackson 5 playing "I Want You Back," "Dancin' Machine" and "Shake Your Body Down to the Ground."  Sly and the Family Stone bassist (and close personal friend of Prince) was also there and got on stage to do some Sly hits like "Thank You," "I Want to Take You Higher" and "Everyday People."

With his horn-less band, Prince has never sounded funkier at Paisley. He was talkative and humorous, loose and spontaneous, calling out songs and arrangements as well as an occasional "so-low" for himself on guitar. To witness that kind of organic musicmaking always feels special -- especially when it's a well-drilled, first-rate band like Prince's -- even if you have to put up with the bandleader frequently telling the sound guy how to adjust the mix.

Prince saluted the Time, the Doobie Brothers and the Jackson 5 in song and verbally acknowledged his debt ("I wouldn't be who I am without...") to James Brown, the Jacksons, Chaka Khan, Rufus, Stevie Wonder, Sly Stone, Joni Mitchell and Tower of Power. His pal Larry Graham sat in on bass for a series of Sly & the Family Stone tunes, and backup singer Shelby J, a powerhouse from the southern soul/gospel school, stepped out front on a couple of selections, most notably "The Arms of an Angel."

But this show was about Prince, his love of funk and his guitar prowess. He even offered a little "country western" guitar passage, as he playfully put it, and one of his more passionate versions of "Purple Rain" to close the evening. He danced only briefly, during "Kiss," but handpicked some fans to come onstage and dance, a longstanding Paisley tradition at any hour."

Prince also made this a local charity event, and asked that canned goods and winter coats be donated. 

I'm never too tired for Prince. 

Today's Blind Item - Goat Sex Tape Edition

"Which celebrity has been punting around that he has a porn to sell, but of him with a goat? Your extra clue: Thankfully, we're pretty sure he's having a bubble."

[UK Mirror]

"Having a bubble"? A joke? Come ON. This has to be someone (handsome and always being accused of being gay, but with a gorgeous girlfriend right now), who has a film with goats?

Happy 25th Birthday, Katy Perry! (And a Separated at Birth!)

 HA! Fooled ya! That's my
daughter-in-law, Dayna!

 Oh, Katy. Hello Kitty is so boring.

Work it OUT, Dayna!!

So, if y'all think Katy Perry's got a great figure, you can just take a look at Felix's mom, Dayna! BOOM. Game over.

But yeah, Happy 25th Birthday, Katy. Say HI to Russell for me? 

Noah Cyrus? I'm calling Child Protective Services on your dad, Billy Ray. FYI.

People? Parents? Noah Cyrus is 9 years of age.

This is what I wake up to on a Sunday morning?? Jesus wept. I don't care if Slutoween Halloween is upon us. This. Is. Unacceptable. What is it with this Hillybillyraycyrus family?

Here is Miley's little sister at a the 16th Annual Dream Halloween. This little event was held in Santa Monica last night, with proceeds going to the Children Affected with AIDS Foundation...which is great. But wow.

Honestly, is it just ME?  

Do Not Attempt to Hug The Angelina!!

"I said, BACK THE EFF UP!"

Apparently Angelina Jolie doesn't enjoy, nor does she look forward to, HUGS. This crazy story is all over The Internets today. You know what? I don't enjoy hugs from people I barely know, either. 

I'm sure The Gorgeous One adores hugs from her kids and Brad. She has no reason to feel obligated to hug perfect strangers (unless it's BALKI, because he rocks right now), if she doesn't want to. 

Honestly, with the new H1N1 Plague going around, I want to wrap myself in plastic...but not in a Laura Palmer/Twin Peaks kinda way.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Brad Pitt Hit on Motorcycle by Stupid Paparazzi in CAR?

Brad, just mindin' his own bidness...

Get a load of this crap. 

“X17online can report exclusively that Brad Pitt fell off his motorcycle after hitting the back of a car in Hollywood just ten minutes ago.”

So, yeah. Wanna know just HOW X17online got this scoop?? THEY EFFING CAUSED IT!!!

via (stupid) X17online:

“...that Brad was apparently hit from behind by a paparazzo driving a Saturn just moments before the incident occurred. 
“The bump by the photographer’s car caused Brad to lose his balance and hit the car in front of him, but it took a few seconds for the tap to jostle Brad off of his bike. 

As far as we know, there was no damage to the motorcycle or to the car but as you can imagine, Brad was very upset with the pap.

“Our photographers witnessed him yelling at the guilty pap as he pulled his bike from the street.”

Shit, ya THINK?? I's gonna happen again, with far more harrowing results (Princess Diana, anyone?).

I cannot believe these assholes are reporting this accident as if they just happened upon the scene. Jaaayzus H.

Today's Blind Item - "I Walk the Mountain" Edition

"This Hollywood golden girl is back in the media spinning beautiful stories about the cozy home life that she and her equally famous actor bf enjoy. Bet she doesn't blab that the pair are contractually bound together for at least one more year.

Her paramour's boy-toy, however, doesn't like playing second fiddle so this might all not end well."

[Pop Bitch]

Seriously, you guys? If you don't know this one by now, I'm gonna be irritated.

Read that title over again...and again. 

Friday, October 23, 2009

Songs of the WEEKEND - "Battleflag" by Lo Fidelity All-Stars and "Kinda I Want To" by NIN

There are songs that I will love for-effing-ever and this is one of them. I can't believe how relevant and current Battleflag, by Lo Fidelity Allstars still sounds right this second...and it was released in 1998. 

Speaking of relevance - Pretty Hate Machine, by Nine Inch Nails is 20 freaking years old this month. Holy crap. I DARE you to listen to that cd and not think it was just released this week. 

Kinda I Want To - NIN

These two songs bring back memories, I can tell you. Back in the late 90's there was a Gothic-Industrial club in Seattle called The Catwalk. It was a blood-red-walled hellish way, and I loved it. I look back on those nights of wearing velvet, vinyl and Vamp (by Chanel) lipstick and nail polish very fondly, sadly (or just as well?) it closed down many years ago.

If I could go back there for just one night, tonight...and take Stephen with me, I sure would.


I'm such a goon admitting all this stuff, back then Shirley Manson from Garbage was my inspiration...and to some extent, she still is. Pardon me while I take a stroll down memory lane back to the late 90's for a moment. 

Victoria Beckham needs a bone scan - STAT.

Wow. Posh is hunched ovah!

So here's the gal whose alter I used to kneel before...Victoria Beckham. Is it just me or does she seem to have caught the osteoperosis? Emaciated and hunched in Louboutins. That's always a good look.

Yikes. I wish I could have a chat with her.

The elegant and gorgeous David Bowie discusses his eyes...

David Bowie will forever make me swoooooon.

For years I had understood that David Bowie's eye situation was due to falling on a stick when he was a little boy...I mean "a young lad" (he's British after all!). Seems there was more to the story that we realized:


"Bowie: "When I was 14 I fell in love with a girl. I was crazy about her. Only trouble was, my best mate had a bit of a soft spot for her too, but I was the winner. I moved in before he'd even made up his mind about how to approach her. Next day I was at school boasting to my mate about what a Casanova I was and he became terribly annoyed. In fact he threw a punch at me. 

It caught me in the eye and I stumbled against a wall and onto my knees. At first he thought I was kidding. It wasn't a very hard punch but obviously caught me at a rather odd angle."

Spitz tracked down the love rival who threw the punch, George Underwood, who told the author, 

"He knew damn well why I did it. We both wanted to go out with her and I was lucky enough to get a date. On the day of the date David rang me up and said that she had to cancel. So I didn't go but he had made up the whole story. The girl stood around for over an hour waiting for me as I discovered later. It was a bastard thing to do and I was furious with him, so it developed into a fight between us. And during the punch-up I caught his eye with a fingernail."

Bowie was hospitalised and doctors noticed the sphincter muscles of his left eye were badly torn, preventing the pupil from dilating or contracting. Doctors managed to save his eye, but explained the cosmetic aspects of the condition would be permanent.

The rocker, then David Jones, adds, "For quite a while I was very embarrassed about it. Although I could see very well out of the eye, it made me self-conscious."

David's eyes are just one of the many things that make him so appealing, sexy, intriguing, gorgeous...oh. I'm rambling. Sorry...

Didja ever wonder how many doggies are named BOWIE? I sure have. Because I'm a dork like that.


My second-favorite Project Runway designer, Chris March reviews last night's show--MEEEOW.

This dress was PERFECTION, remember??

I'm afraid Project Runway will never, ever top Season 4 with Christian, Chris, Sweet Pea, et's a simple fact of life.  There will forever be comparisons to that fantastically talented group. (Oh, I heard Christian Siriano, that fierce little winning bitch, will be on Oprah next week! Check your TV listings!) Thank goodness someone picked up Chris March and his hilarious criticisms (and laugh) to review this season's snore/bitchfest.

Chris nails it on everything. Especially regarding what a C U Next Tuesday Irina is. I screeeeeam at the TV when she's on dogging everyone's else's work ethic--even if she's right. Having said that? I'd totally wear her winning design from last night.

HIP OH CRIT. That's me, y'all!!

Damn it, Lindsay!


You CANNOT tell me Lindsay Lohan doesn't know her boobie is falling out. Oh, there were certainly more explicit shots, but I tend not to show "nip slips" here on Dipped in Cream. And for once I can even tell you that I didn't look at the revealing pictures that are all over The Internets right now. (It's a first.)

I highly doubt  Linds was shopping for a well-fitting brassiere in this shot. 



Friends? It's Nancy Grace's 50th Birthday!

The terminally cranky Nancy Grace

"I don't CARE."

Oh Nancy Grace. Whenever I don't have a headache I enjoy watching you verbally judge and execute well, everyone.

I don't even remember Caley Anthony's mother's name, because you dubbed her Killing Machine Tot Mom (or something similar), so that's how we all refer to her now.

Anytime my husband hears Nancy's voice from the other room, he says, "IS HER HAIR ON FIRE?"--and it always IS.

By the way, I do a great Nancy Grace impersonation. I'm available at a reasonable fee for your next party.

Happy Birthday, Friend.

Today's Blind Item - JAAAYZUS!! I'm gonna start calling this the "Guess who's GAY" Edition

"Which dancing hunk would rather be doing the mambo with a guy? Though publicly straight, he’s been carrying on an affair with a man for years, and he intends to keep it secret."

via Blind Gossip

Wow. Obvious McDerekHough? Yeeeesh. Keep yer shirt on.