Fergie and Josh Get Married...Honk Shooooo

Josh and Meaty Paws Fergie

That might be Fergie in the center with the ivory dress? I dunno.

I really could not care less about Black Eyed Peas singer, Stacy (Fergie) Ferguson and actor, Josh Duhamel's wedding, but that's just me. Here are the way too detailed DETAILS about the DETAILS of the wedding. (I'm expecting a Pulitzer for that sentence alone.)

People Magazine reports:

– Fergie wore a fitted, white ruched, corseted wedding gown with a mesh tulle overlay, spaghetti straps and a long train designed by Dolce & Gabbana. The singer — whose veil was also made by the designer — was draped in millions of dollars worth of one-of-a-kind diamonds by H.Stern.– Also in Dolce: Duhamel, ten bridesmaids (black dresses) and groomsmen (black suits and white ties).– Wedding rings were H.Stern rings, with each band engraved with special personal messages by the bride and groom.– Fergie’s engagement ring (a dainty size 9!) had a round, 4-carat brilliant cut diamond set amid other diamonds, with colors ranging from white to cognac. A narrow colored diamond wedding band was designed to match. (Tacky, tacky, tacky!) Duhamel’s ring was made of 18K white gold with a brush finish.– Celebrity guests included new parents Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell, Mario Lopez, Wilmer Valderrama, Stacy Keibler, Kid Rock, Slash, Kate Hudson (Fergie’s costar in her upcoming movie Nine), the members of Black Eyed Peas including will.i.am, and Josh’s Las Vegas costars James Caan, Molly Sims and Vanessa Marcil.

No one had really even heard of Josh before he got with Fergie, and that's not saying much. And Fergie needs to lay off the testosterone cream because she totally looks like a dude. She usually hides her "man hands", but here they are in all their studly glamour.