Oh, Sting. Just For Men Haircolor? REALLY?

Sting!
NOT Sting, if you ask me. Bleh.
This so-called "Sting" presented at the Golden Globes last night.

What the goddamnhell is Sting DOING looking like this? He's going on 52--and he looks WAY better with his hair graying, rather than dipping his entire head in black shoe polish. Come ON.

"I thought it looked good, so I kept it," he said, after I guessed that Sting grew the beard for the Paris opera he, son Joe Sumner and Elvis Costello recently performed, Welcome the the Voice. "And nobody recognizes me . . . its wonderful."

Great. And HOW many years did you work to become famous? Lose the haircolor and the beard, der Stingleberry.