Talk to the Ring, Bitches!!

"Hey, did everyone see my RING?"
Clench that jaw, Mami.

Oh brother. THESE two. I love how Jennifer-don't call-me-J.Lo is just parading her wedding ring around, as if THAT shows how thrilled she is to be traveling to the Mother Land with him. Jen and Skeletor flew to Puerto Rico to watch the new Governor being sworn in. I guess that's what was going on...I wasn't really paying attention.

I'm going to say it, people: A divorce will be announced in the next six months. Oh, and one more thing. Marc Anthony looks like a weasel.