Jennifer Lopez's Dress at the Golden Globes--Oh Dear.

Gold lame` and lovehandles. Awesome.

I'm not tryna be a bitch, really I'm not. I'm totally rooting for girlfriend these days because she's trying to free herself from The Controlling Skeletor that she's married to...bleh. HOWEVER. Whichever stylist told Jen that THIS dress would make everyone "forget the green Versace gown" should be fired and made to work at Forever Hoochie 21 in The Bronx. Christ on a cracker. Lovehandles?? Oh Jen. The show is only just beginning here on the West Coast, and I think you're already "Worst Dressed".