Ohforpity, Britney!

There is a strange phemonenon that occurs when I make fun of something: That very thing that I have mocked actually happens to me. So with that said, here's Britney walking out of a studio looking, um, wow. I can't bring myself to say anything, as my weight gain has actually done wonderful things to mine. I fear "they" may go south if I go any further on this topic..

Oh, Britney.

I can only hope that she was on her way to La Perla. No, that's way too fancy for our girl...Victoria's Secret? Sears? ANY "Linger-eee" department will do.