I Loathe Will Smith's Kid, Jaden. **WARNING** Kid Bashing Ahead.

Will Smith and his Brat, Jaden

Smugness personified...and sister, Willow

I dub thee, "The Fresh Prick". Oh yeah, right off the git I'm going for blood. Jaden Smith looks like a complete a-hole in Every. Single. Photo. I swear, his down-low Scientologist parents, Will Smith (FKA The Fresh Prince) and possible lesbian wife, Jada Pinkett-Smith must constantly tell that kid he's so very much better than everyone else, because that's what he projects.

Apparently, the highly self-satisfied and annoying Celeb-Tologist spawn is going to star in the remake of The Karate Kid and will co-star with Jackie Chan, who will play the beloved role of "Mr. Miyagi". I know there are a lot of die-hard fans of this movie who do NOT want it effed with at all. I don't care one way or another about a remake--I just don't want to see or hear about this kid ever again. He really pisses me off. There. I said it, and I MEAN it.

I expect a really douchey cd release from him within 18 months, don't you? Ack!