Paula Abdul Thinks She's Talented!

Paula Abdul is completely sane. Right? Right??

Oh Paula. I'm cringing with mortification for you. Usually, we wait for other people to say these things...but I guess she'd be waiting for-bloody-ever for that to happen. So here's what Paula congratulated herself for achieving:

"Says the American Idol judge, "My videos stand the test of time. They are like the almanac for every performer. Even Rhianna has come up to me and said 'I hope you don't mind.' And Beyonce. You can see the influence of what I've done. It's really fun to see that I've left a mark. It was my idea to create an animated character. It takes a lot of focus, a lot time, and a lot of money."

Gulp. Blink blink.