Tim Burton's Halloween Photoshoot for Harper's Bazaar Magazine

I probably would kill for this dress.

Santa Tim? Is that you?

It will come as no surprise to any of you

that I went as "Lydia" (the sulky photographer) 

from Beetlejuice many years ago for Halloween.

   

"Jack Skelington"--awesome.

Halloween is one sexy night, isn't it?

Oh, Tim Burton. I love you. I love Johnny Depp. I love PeeWee's Big Adventure. I love Beetlejuice. I love it all...and I know I will love Alice in Wonderland.

A couple of my favorite lines from Beetlejuice:

"If I don't gut this house and make it my own, I will go insane and TAKE YOU WITH ME!"

"Lydia, I can build you a darkroom!"

"My life is a dark room. One. Big. Dark. Room."

Just ask my family how many times I've uttered both of those quotes...and meant every word of them.

 

Dame Elizabeth Taylor hits Macy's Passport Red Carpet

 Dame Elizabeth and her jewels!

 

One big sandwich of Pretty.

AnnaLynne McCord, from 90201,

with her gorgeous sisters, Angel and Rachel,

who all attended the Macy's Passport Gala. 

I love that Dame Elizabeth Taylor made a glorious appearance at the Macy's Passport Red Carpet Event. She's looking great, and made a lovely statement:

"As my beloved friend Michael (Jackson) said, 'We are the world.' And it is up to us to take care of those who are sick and dying, in this country and particularly in Africa."

So good to see her out and about...and those McCord girls? GORGEOUS.

Song of the Day - Peter Murphy's "Cuts You Up"

Oh yes. This is for my Doll, Tim.

xoxo, Love.

Today's Blind Item - Tight Black Shirt in Afghanistan Edition (**NOW WITH VIDEO**)

"Which hunky news anchor wore a special black helmet to go with his tight, black T-shirt for his reports from the front? The dark get-up made him really stand out among the troops in their camouflage fatigues."

via (Page Six)

Oh, come ON. We all know this is our Silver Fox on CNN. Lord knows we all watched him, stoically carrying on while being sick with what's being reported as a case of The Swine Flu--but looking FABULOUS with his big guns.

Khloe Kardashian's Engagement Ring

Khloe's big-ass ring.

Let's all hope Khloe Kardashian made a stipulation in the pre-nup (IS there one?) to keep the ring, knowm'sayin'?

I'll bet Kourtney is pissed at Khloe for stealing her thunder and tabloid covers, and I'll be KIM is pissed that she won't be the first Kardashian chick to get married.

I smell another family girl fight! 

OhLord. Here's MY Bitchface photo, as requested. Yeeesh.

I know I've pulled a bitchier Bitchface, but it's the only one I can find. I'll keep looking.

Send me yours, Bitches!!

Today's Blind Item - Children as Accessories Edition

 

"What upper list celebrity parents have only seen their child/children for a total of five days over the past two months. The parents feel like the child/children get in the way too much and our parents have way too much going on in their lives to be concerned with their child/children right now."

via CDaN

This Blind Item could be more of a "which couple isn't neglecting their kids?" post, right?

I doubt that it's Jennifer Garner, Jennifer (Bitchface) Alba, Nicole Richie, Brad and Angie...


But it could be JLo and Skeletor, Catherine Zeta-Jones (who turns 40 -- yeah, RIGHT!) and Michael Douglas (who turns 65 today)...oh, who am I kidding? There are so many Hollywood couples who seem to use their kids as accessories that I just don't know how to stop this list.



Feel free to give me your guesses!!