Pinchy McLemonhead won't gain weight for "Bridget Jones" again.

Pinchface Renee Zellweger

with a fine ass vs. no ass

Don't count on Pinchface Zellweger to gain one ounce for the next film installment of Bridget Jones. Lemonhead Renee is saying NO to ever  eating again:

via ONTD:

"...instead of embarking on a high fat diet as she did for the 2001 and 2004 pictures, will turn to the wardrobe department to make her appear larger.


A source tells Britain's Reveal magazine, "Renee will be wearing a fat suit in the third film as it took her a while to lose the weight last time. She's also thinking about the effect quickly putting on and then losing 30 pounds has on her body."  SURE she is.

Oh I see. Pinchy feels that by not eating, continuing date closet cases (that country dude she married and had the marriage annulled for, well--you know why, as well as the actor she's "dating" now) maybe, just maybeee someone, anyone will love her. Jesus H. I think she and Aniston should just get together and be done with it. Then have babies. I might even like the two of those bitches then.


That was harsh. But I don't feel well enough today to pull any goddamn punches where stupid anorexic actresses are concerned.

COOP-WEGER? Aniston = Epic Fail Once Again.

The high school "hand in back pocket"
move proves it, right?

I am coveting Renee's Loubs.

File this under the category of: "As if I CARE". The only item in the revelation that Renee (Pinchy Face) Zellweger and Bradley Cooper (from "He's Just Not That Into Aniston" and "The Aniston Hangover"), are seemingly an item, is that Chiniston is again, so very, very ALONE, while Bradley and Renee are kissing in a cathedral in Barcelona, Spain.

Will Bradley still want to kiss Renee once she packs on the chub for another meaty "Bridget Jones" film? We'll see about that.