Amy Winehouse Arrested...Again.

"WOT???"

Oh, Amy Winehouse. Up to The No Good again.

"Singer Amy Winehouse was facing a police investigation today for allegedly lashing out at a theatre manager after subjecting panto actors to a stream of abuse.


The troubled star is said to have disrupted a performance of Cinderella on Saturday night by heckling the cast.

She is later alleged to have launched a physical attack on a member of staff at the theatre in Milton Keynes, Bucks.

The Back to Black singer was said to have shocked children and parents by shouting 'He's f ****** behind you' during the performance and yelling out 'F*** Cinders, Prince Charming, marry me".


Refusing to sit down, she also branded the Ugly Sisters 'bitches", The Sun reported.

According to the paper, she later launched herself at front-of-house manager, Richard Pound, allegedly pulling his hair, punching him and kicking him between the legs.


Her outburst was said to have exasperated stars of the show, including Fairy Godmother Anthea Turner, comedian Bobby Davro, playing Buttons, and actor Mickey Rooney, as Baron Hardup."

Hold up. A couple of things: Mickey-Bloody-Rooney is still alive and performing? That's a good one.

And for those of us who really know the story of "Cinderella"...the ugly step-sisters were bitches.

LEAVE AMY ALONE!!!!

Heh. 

  

Oh, Britney. I GOTCHO crazy at Target!

Daisy Dukes and pink Uggs.

Class-EEEE.

Britney's rockin' her circa-2007/08 look again--all we're missing is the pink wig.

Don't you wish Tim Gunn would kidnap Britney for a month and EDUCATE this little hick? I know we should just be happy she's been given 5150 50-50 custody of her boys with K-Fat, and she seems to be doing better...but really? How much better can a girl be doing dressed like THAT?

Brit, Hon? There are better choices in clothing when you feel like goin' to the Target. (You're dressed a little too Walmart-y, for one thing.) Target probably doesn't have a dress code for customers, per se, but in your case they need one, sister.  Oh, and guess what? If you dress like a normal person, you might not need a fleet of bodyguards and a goddamned helicopter flying overhead.

 

Oh, and Britney? It's time to fix that nasty weave, mmkay?

Bret Michaels?
Is that YOU? Oh. Sorry, Brit.

Miss Britney Jean Spears has been trottin' around with her two little boys (who keep shouting "OH SHIT!" in public, and Mama could not care less, ya'll!) picking up swag for some lame event or another, LOOKING LIKE THIS!!

There are SO many things wrong with this picture, I simply do not know where to begin. I swear that Brit-Brit procures (that's a big word for Miss Thang) her straw weave from her l'il sister's horsey barn back in Looziana. Just look at that crap. Then there's the back fat without a bra to accentuate the problem. Wow. Oh, then let's add that upper-arm snakey thing left over from "I'm a SLYYVE Fer Ya'll...Kitty, Kitty. Kitty Kitty".

God. I have one word and two numbers for you: Impending 5150. Okay. That was mean. Psych. (Oops. I did it again.)

Lame, I know.