Today's Blind Item - She Wants a Baby NOW Edition

"This movie actress has been very vocal to inner circle about her clock ticking. She wants to be a bride and have a baby with her current famous beau, ASAP – not necessarily in that order.

One warning to the guy: Don't be a fool. She doesn't really love you. This is all a game to her. She is actually telling friends and family that she thinks you're an idiot – but a moldable, rich, famous, good-looking idiot who brings her more attention than she can get as a solo act. She will date you at the peak of your fame, and will lose you as soon as your star fades.

Then again, we don't know why we are warning him about her, when he is almost as bad as her."

[Blind Gossip]

If I even give you a hint of who this may be, I'll give it away. Okay. One word. BASEBALL.

Happy Birthday....Adam Ant???

Happy Birthday!

Our favorite little 80's Brit Popper (well, Annette's anyway!) turns 53 today.

As a present to Adam, I will not post a current photo. 

Becks, Boys and Posh-teoporosis have family night at the Lakers game!

 The Beautiful Beckhams

 

 I may make fun of her,

but Posh is bloody GORGEOUS.

 

What else have you seen today

that's sweeter than this?

The Beckhams really are a lovely family, don't you think? I know. I make fun of Victoria, but it's really just out of a bit of envy sometimes, and I actually remember wearing a similar outfit to a Seattle Sonics game in 2007--stilettos and all. Those days are ovah.

I need to keep saying, "I'm better now; I'm EATING." 

But still.

Who's THAT Bitch??

Never in a million years did

I know who this is.

After a good, hard look, I coulda sworn this was actress Annabella Sciorra (from Jungle Fever, Hand That Rocked the Cradle, The Sopranos), but NO.

It's CrazyFace herself: Paula Abdul?? Sistergirl had some work done and some chub sucked out, if you ask me. 

Just sayin'.

Who else wants to see Russell Brand and Katy Perry get married and have babies?

Whad'ya guys think?

I'm all for it, frankly. My sweet and funny friend in France, Annette, though, probably not so much. (I believe Russell is her imaginary boyfriend, if you will.)

via The Sunday Times:

“...Katy’s lovely. I am living in a different way at the moment. Regardless of what happens in my current situation, I am unlikely to be satisfied with calamitous promiscuity of the preceding five or six years.

He added, “I am ready for children actually. It’s been seven years since I took drugs. I’ve made a film. I don’t have to fight so much. I’ve grown weary of the carousel.”  

Wow. For some reason, I really like these two together. What do y'all think? 

Annette? I think I know how you feel.  

Halloween 2009 - OhgoodLord, I'm tired.

"Lucy" (me) and "Dra-coooool" (Stephen)

 Friends, Julie and David

 

 A dude who totally wasn't dressed up,

but looked like George Harrison anyway!

 

 Our darling (schoolgirl) cocktail server

 

;Our friend, Cheryl, the Mermaid

 

 Lucy is going to "turn" poor Ralphie 

from "A Christmast Story" (James!)

 

 The Leg Lamp, Tim

 

 Friends, Cheryl and Tish

 

 "A plasma on the rocks, please."

 

Dracoool, Lucy and Dracula

Oh, what a time we had on Halloween this year. As I mentioned, I kept torturing Stephen by not making a decision as to whether or not I wanted to DO anything this year...

Oh, we DID it all right. We hooked up with our Sugardaddy's , Tim and James and Julie and David and our new friends Cheryl and Tish. (Everyone sorta becomes your friend on nights like Halloween, but these were the Real Deals.)

Just as a quick reminder of Lucy and her evil from Francis Ford Coppola's classic, here's a clip:

Since I'm having issues with my blog and computer, I'm going to hurry and post this.

And I'm still waiting for YOUR Halloween pictures, my loveys.  

Technical Effing Difficulties!!

My hair is on fire. My computer is not working properly and neither is my GD modem.  Just be thankful you're not in the same room with me (like poor Stephen is), because I am cussing so hard the paint is peeling off the walls.


I have stuff I need to post--just PLEASE don't abandon me! Hold tight...we'll get it fixed.