Caption THIS, ya'll.

Oh, Lordy. So many jokes; so little time.

Let's hear it, ya'll.

Caption This, Ya'll!!

Let's get a little more interactive, ya'll! Here's Gerard-I-like-my-chicks-stupid-with-big-boobies-Butler and his co-star Jennifer Aniston on the set of their movie, "The Bounty".

Gimme your best caption!!

Lindsay Lohan is a dirty girl. But we all knew that, didn't we?

If we didn't know better,
we'd assume this was a hooker
looking for the bathroom in a nice
retail store to ________:
Fill in the blank.

Lindsay clearly needs a wash. Who walks around a store with feet like that? She's also taken to not wearing a bra. Normally, that wouldn't bother me that much, but with her stick-like frame, her big ol'sagging boobies are, well, nast. If anyone else tried to get into this shop they'd be shunned quicker than Vivian in Pretty Woman--who at least had the decency to OWN her prostituting ways. Know'msayin'?

Do I need to remind everyone that Lindsay just turned 23?

Caption THIS! President Obama Edition!

I got the inappropriate church giggles when I saw this photo.