Lindsay Lohan is a dirty girl. But we all knew that, didn't we?

If we didn't know better,
we'd assume this was a hooker
looking for the bathroom in a nice
retail store to ________:
Fill in the blank.

Lindsay clearly needs a wash. Who walks around a store with feet like that? She's also taken to not wearing a bra. Normally, that wouldn't bother me that much, but with her stick-like frame, her big ol'sagging boobies are, well, nast. If anyone else tried to get into this shop they'd be shunned quicker than Vivian in Pretty Woman--who at least had the decency to OWN her prostituting ways. Know'msayin'?

Do I need to remind everyone that Lindsay just turned 23?