The REAL Nightmare Before Christmas - Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood are back together.

[Shudder]

Nothing warms your heart for the Holidays like hearing that Marilyn Manson and his creepy paper-doll, Evan Rachel Wood are back together. Brian H. Warner (MM's real name) is 19 years older than ERW.  Just to think about the kinds of CREEP they are involved in actually makes me heave. It's true.

In an interview with Metal Hammer, Marilyn declared:

“Sometimes you feel awkward being what you’re best at, you feel like you have to be something new. But I think that a lot of people will agree that me being me at my best [is what] I need to be. I think that that really paid off because I’m back with Evan, that’s kind of breaking news.” 

What the HELL did that mean? Is he gonna dress her up like his ex-wife Dita Von Teese again?

Today's Blind Item - Mom and Daughter Special Sharing-Time Edition

"This B- list television (hit network drama)and movie (meh) actress is known for being adventurous sexually but her latest twist is something that goes into a whole new realm. Over the past few years she has been seeing one particular C list cable actor and in the past few months he has been seeing not only the actress but also her mom. The actress knows about it, encourages it and makes it a condition of their continued romance."

via [CDaN]

First of all? ICK!!! Secondly? ICK!! I'ven mentioned this little gal on Dipped in Cream in the past for her "questionable" behavior.

Oh, and...ICK!! 

Barf-Inducing Couple Number 1 - Jon Gosselin (JGoz) and That Young Ho

Blehhhhhh.

Um, Puke Balloon Boy? Can I please borrow your Tupperware barf bowl? Seriously...like now. 

Here's one dude I never, ever wanna see kissing anything...not even his kids (as IF, right?).

For eff's sake. Is this what this asshole-couple is doing now? Calling the paps (smears) for photo-ops like this? 

If you ask me, 2012 (i.e. The End of The World) cannot come fast enough. 

Today's Blind Item - SuperSkank Edition

"This long haired B-/C+ list movie and television actress kind of hops between one and the other. She is also a huge publicity hound. She loves to see pictures of herself. Anyway, at a party over the weekend she was drinking and smoking joints and even did the odd line or two of coke. While she was partying she told all the people around her that she was also pregnant and she had it narrowed down to two people. She didn't really care who got her pregnant she just wanted to know which one she should ask to pay for the abortion."

via CDaN


This. Is. Gross. Long hair? Mischa? Pam? Lindsay? Wow...this is just nast.

Pamela Anderson? The REAL Origin of The Swine Flu on Parade in New Zealand

NAST.

OhdearLord. Why does Pamela Anderson feel the need to show us her raggedy bits and pieces...STILL? Here is Old Girl in New Zealand for their version of Fashion Week. (How awesome can it be if this old biddy is the best they have to offer?) Apparently, Pammy's working with some weird-ass "designer" named Richie Rich (who literally fell down on roller skates while following her down the runway).

Here's the thing. Pam has two young boys. And by that I mean CHILDREN OF HER OWN, not two dumb models tryna get ahead. Those two kids had better have standing reservations at every single rehab facility on the west coast. 

Pamela Anderson needs to STOP this -- NOW. 

Today's Blind Item - The "this will make you dry-heave" Edition!

"This actor has some interesting grooming habits. Every Sunday, he methodically clips his fingernails and toenails. He then plucks his eyebrows and clips his nose hair. Here's the really weird part: He collects the castoffs, and keeps them in a box with four small compartments, one for each type of remnant." [Blind Gossip]

I have no idea on this one...unless Leo DiCaprio decided to take on some of Howard Hughes' eccentricities? Nevertheirrigardless (heh) it's NAST.

Wanna hear something gross?

You'll never guess what that mess is!

Here's the headline, for your reading pleasure:

Truck scatters animal parts on I-5 near Tacoma

Have you all heard just how bloody HOT it is up here in Seattle? We're talking RECORD HEAT--mid-to-upper 90's. I screamed and covered my mouth when I saw this on the local news last night--and being the nice gal that I am, I thought I'd share it with ya'll!

Washington State Patrol troopers say a rendering truck that lost its load scattered dead animal parts across the northbound lanes of Interstate 5 in Tacoma.

Troopers say the Monday night spill triggered a 3-mile backup in the northbound lanes, with southbound traffic moving slowly near the scene for some time after the crash.

In all, the lanes of northbound I-5 near the Tacoma Dome were closed for over four hours Monday night with traffic only getting through on the shoulder.

The DOT's Karri Workman says the smell was "horrendous", and cleaning up the slimey mess was a long, difficult process, "A front end loader actually scoops up the debris from the highway, puts that into the empty dump- truck, and when mot'sst of that debris is gone, (Monday night's) job was made more complicated by the heat and the nature of the debris on the highway."

Workman says ultimately, sand had to be spread across the road, so all the stuff could be removed.

Hey! What's for lunch today?

Today's Blind Item - STD Edition!

"Which half-jock couple isn't telling the truth about their breakup? Both parties are sticking to the same story: it was mutual and they still really, really care about each other, but their careers forced them to spend too much time apart. LOL. Not even close. The truth is that he was a dog. Not the cute, cuddly type you carry around for a photo op. No, he was the two-timing, non-condom-wearing kind of sinner. She wound up with an STD that he picked up from one of his pickups. No, it's not Paris Hilton." [BlindGossip]

First of all...PANTS ON FIRE. Literally, it looks like.

Two choices:

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush just broke up, giving "conflicting schedules" as the reason for the break-up.

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson broke up little while ago, but it seemed as though Tony was the one doing the breaking up. The clue, "...the truth is that he was a dog. Not the cute, cuddly type you carry around for a photo op", kind of sounds like this couple, in that Jess always carried that "titty dog" around.

I'm still going with the Tush and the Bush. Ewww...now that moniker for Kim and Reggie sounds totally nast.

Lindsay Lohan is a dirty girl. But we all knew that, didn't we?

If we didn't know better,
we'd assume this was a hooker
looking for the bathroom in a nice
retail store to ________:
Fill in the blank.

Lindsay clearly needs a wash. Who walks around a store with feet like that? She's also taken to not wearing a bra. Normally, that wouldn't bother me that much, but with her stick-like frame, her big ol'sagging boobies are, well, nast. If anyone else tried to get into this shop they'd be shunned quicker than Vivian in Pretty Woman--who at least had the decency to OWN her prostituting ways. Know'msayin'?

Do I need to remind everyone that Lindsay just turned 23?

Morgan Freeman is starring in "Driving Miss Underage Relative"

I feel sick just reading about this crap.
I

This disgusting story caused me to have to throw away the contact lenses I put in this morning. I think I'll just wear my glasses until I'm done soaking my actual eyeballs in Lemon-Scented PineSol. Jesus H. this is some nasty shit.

Morgan Freeman has ALLEGEDLY (ahem and eyeroll) been having sex with his step-granddaughter. I think this falls into the sub-category of molestation called "Woody-Soon Yi Sydrome".

The Enquirer is reporting:

Morgan Freeman has been having a nearly decade-long affair with his step-granddaughter - a scandalous charge that has emerged in the bitter divorce battle between the acclaimed actor and his wife Myrna, says a source.

The relationship between the 72-year-old actor with step-granddaughter E'Dena Hines, 27, began when she was a teen, the source told The ENQUIRER exclusively. The alleged affair not only contributed to his split from Myrna, his wife of 25 years, it also led to his breakup with his longtime mistress, former schoolteacher Mary Joyce

A source tells the Enquirer that E'Dena is the granddaughter of Morgan's first wife Jeanette. Morgan and his second wife Myrna raised E'Dena ever since she was a little girl. The affair reportedly started when E'Dena was a teenager. The source went on to say, "Myrna said E'dena told her that when she was a teenager, she and Morgan went to dinner at a friend's house one evening. Both had been drinking, and when they returned home, Morgan attempted to have sex with her. They stopped just short of having intercourse. E'Dena explained to Myrna that she stopped Morgan from going any further."

Again, I know it's The Enquirer reporting this--but more often than not, their "shocking stories" end up being true.

All together now: N A S T.

David Carradine's Family Wants FBI to Investigate?

An FBI investigation? Really?

A dear friend of mine who comments here on DiC often feels this dead horse of a story has thoroughly been beaten. Okay, it's Annette, and those were my snide remarks--but she's right. So NOW, it's being reported that David Carradine's family has hired money-grubbing attorney Mark Geragos and are trying to get the FBI to investigate the death.

E! Online is reporting:

Carradine's family and friends have vehemently refuted the initial Thai police theory that the actor committed suicide, continuing to believe that foul play may have been involved. Now they have made a formal request for FBI assistance.

"They want an investigation. I would think that the people in Bangkok would want to support an investigation and allow the FBI to go over there and assist in the investigation so we can get the answers to the questions," attorney Mark Geragos, who represents Carradine's brother, Keith Carradine, said on Larry King Live.

According to FBI spokeswoman, Laura Eimiller, the agency only gets involved in death investigations overseas if a crime is suspected. In the case of Carradine, that has yet to be determined.

Geragos added that the family hired forensic pathologist to conduct the followup autopsy, which will seek to determine whether a second party was involved in the death. Thai police claim that surveillance footage showed no one entering Carradine's hotel room prior to his death and he was apparently the only one who used a keycard to access the room.

The lawyer has also expressed outrage over a photo of Carradine's hanging body that was printed in a Thai tabloid. (Nast. I'd sure be checking into what little bitch sold that image. Ugh. I bet it's all over the Internet--I'm not gonna search for it, are YOU?) He has vowed to pursue legal action against any U.S. publication that uses the image.

The 72-year-old's body was found Thursday morning, hanging in the closet of his Bangkok hotel room with ropes around his neck and genitals, police revealed Friday, suggesting that he may have accidentally died while performing autoerotic asphyxiation.

Apparently, we're not finished with the story, yet. Stay tuned for more disgusting details during the next few weeks. You can count on me.

I need to bathe in boiling bleach now.

Oh Britney. As if I don't feel sick enough...

Brit-Brit's not so fresh.

Ugh. I seriously didn't think I could feel worse today, then I was hit in the face with this story. For the love of Cheetos, Britney!

"Things reportedly didn’t go entirely to plan when the singer posed for the glamorous photoshoot for Elle during a break from her current Circus tour. ”They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes - and, well, let’s just say she forgot what time of the month it was,” a source tells Page Six. ”It wasn’t pretty.” (via Entertainment Wise)

So yeah. This is worse than the time she ruined a $6700 Zac Posen dress during her infamous OK! magazine shoot in 2007, she allegedly wiped her fried chicken-stained fingers on one dress, while her dog pooped on another gown. How does one "forget" or not even realize what time of the month it is?? Ummm...someone, I don't care who, give Britney Jean Spears a hysterectomy, STAT. It will solve so many future problems, and perhaps save some future lives, know'msayin'?

Nast.

Dude. I'm Sick.

Coughing up my lungs.

How is it possible that I feel worse today than yesterday? All I know is, I DO. Bear with me, ya'll. I'll try to get something interesting up later on in the day...

xoxo j

Pornstar Mary Carey Mocks Dreamboat Dr. Drew - NAST

Silver fox, Dr. Drew
Pornstar, Mary Carey.
I still say she and Miley Cyrus share a head.

I suppose this was bound to happen, but it's still NAST. Ya'll know how much I love me some Dr. Drew (from Celebrity Rehab and Sober House, both on VH1 and Loveline). I wouldn't have a clue as to who this pornstar even is, had I not watched these shows. All I know is that she's biting the hand that reached out to help her...and that hand belongs to my Dreamboat Dr. Drew.

TMZ is reporting:

The porno is aptly titled "Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw," and in our behind-the-scenes footage, you'll see there's not much difference between the satirical XXX flick and the actual TV show -- except for the gratuitous sex, of course.By the way, this is Carey's comeback to adult films. Dr. Drew frequently urged her to retire from skin flicks as part of her rehab. Guess she's skipping that step.

UPDATE: The real Dr. Drew just twittered about "Pornhab," saying, "For those of you wondering about my feelings about Mary Ellen Cook's [Mary Carey's] choice to mock : Res ipsa loquitur. Makes me very sad."

What a nasty ho.

Jon and Kate Plus Eight Plus a Young Chick...Yikes.

Jon and Kate Plus AWKWARD!

Us Weekly is reporting in its latest issue that he has been cheating on his wife with 23-year-old Deanna Hummel, a third-grade teacher.

"She's convinced he's going to divorce Kate for her," said Lindsay Powers, staff editor at Us Weekly. It’s no secret to loyal viewers that their eight children have put enormous strain on Jon and Kate's relationship.

"Kate is often promoting her book, "Eight Little Faces," about their family. And Jon, he's been really out on the club scene lately," Powers said. "So when he's not with his kids and Kate's traveling, he's sending $3 shots to this woman he's having an affair with."

Deanna's older brother, Jason, told Us Weekly that Jon, 32, was relentlessly pursuing his sister. "He tells us that on one of their first dates, Jon came over with a half eaten pizza box and a bag of chips and they spent their whole night together in her room acting like, quote, a couple of teenagers," Powers

"A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um — how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let’s just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who's, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nast."


The first thing I'm going to address is the word NAST. I am POSITIVE that Alex's wife Dayna made up that word...she's been using it for yeeeears, and I slip it in every now and then when something is particularly gross or nasty.


Secondly? Kate's a shrew. She treats Jon like he's younger than the sextuplets and is constantly berating him--ON TV. I don't believe adultery is cool, man. Not by a long shot. I'm just sayin'. If Jon hasn't felt or been treated like a grown man for oh, so many years...something's gonna happen. I would totally say this if the sides were reversed, and ya'll KNOW it.


Again. I'm just sayin'.

Kelly Ripa Freaks Me Right Out

"What? What's wrong??"

Is it just me? No, seriously. Is it? Okay, then. Tell me what YOU are looking at on Riipa's sinewy body. I'm grossed out.

I love Kelly Ripa...really, I do. I just never...ever want to see this much of her body again.

I want to hear Regis ask Pipa what the hell is growing out of her stomach. They are filming Regis and Kelly in Miami this week.

Nast.

MAJOR BACKPEDAL. The Objectum Sexuals Irritate Me.

My original post about these Nuts (with a capital N) indicated my "empathy" for these women. I'M TAKING THAT STATEMENT BACK. What happened was that I only saw the last half-hour of the show on BBCA, and therefore, jumped the gun on my feelings and resulting blog. So now I'm going to be a judgmental mofo. Here goes:

I watched "I Married the Eiffel Tower" in its entirety yesterday. (Happy Easter!) I heard myself actually yelling at the TV this time. "Oh, so you were molested? Get an eating disorder and a bottle of Prozac like the rest of us, sister!" See for yourself why my hair erupted into flames:

Hold onto your effing hat. Or fence. Or church banister. Or Twin Tower model. Yeeesh.



I wish to God I could unsee and unhear this chick's description of her "love" of the carnival ride. How 'bout ya'll? Jesus H.

Next up? "My Car is My Lover" Thursday night. Awesome.

Jesus Packs Up His Manger and Moves IN With Madonna

"...away in a manger"

Baby Jesus (who's TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS YOUNGER) than Madonna, has moved into her Manhattan apartment. She's older than I am--and her boyfriend is YOUNGER than my oldest son. Umm. ICK.

She feeds him her stupid macrobiotic diet, took him to The Kabbalah Center and converted him, and gives him baths. And other stuff.

"According to The Daily Mail the one and only one, the queen of music for so many years even moved in with her new lover only after three months after they met. It seems that Madonna is over her former marriage with Guy Ritchie and she has the energy to go into a long term relationship with a much much younger man.Jesus has quit his modeling agency in Rio de Janeiro and signed with Ford Models agency in New York. He now lives with Madonna in her Upper West Side apartment."

She's nast.