George Michael. The new Spokesman for cruising and drug use!

Seriously? That's George-Bloody-Michael??

Beyonce and George Michael - If I Were a Boy - Live at the O2 Arena - Tuesday 9th June 2009 HQ HD

I don't want to wake up in the morning to hear the news that George Michael has died. I just don't. He still has That Voice. The YouTube video (above) was from a concert in London only six months ago, when he joined Beyonce onstage at the O2 Arena to sing "If I Were a Boy". 

I've seen George three times in concert, the last time being in July of 2008. Bloody FANTASTIC. Sure, he was chubby and couldn't quite hit the high notes as well, but it was an amazing show. His touching cover of The Police's Roxanne with stills from the Amsterdam Red Light District was phenomenal. Really. 

George spoke to The Guardian in the U.K. this weekend, revealing all kinds of personal crap.: (It's a little long, but a good read. Go on. Read it.)

"The former Wham! star confirmed he was caught in possession of crack cocaine when arrested last year in public toilets on Hampstead Heath, a gay cruising area close to his home in north London.

But asked when he had last smoked the class A drug, the singer declined to answer.

He told The Guardian newspaper he had cut back on cannabis and now smokes only 'seven or eight' spliffs per day instead of the 25 he used to smoke.

The 46-year-old defended 'cottaging' on the Heath, saying it was 'nicer' than picking up men in bars.

'The handful of times a year it's bloody warm enough, I'll do it. I'll do it on a nice summer evening. Quite often there are campfires up there,' he said.

'It's a much nicer place to get some quick and honest (hopefully, SAFE?!) sex than standing in a bar, E'd off your tits (high on ecstasy) shouting at somebody and hoping they want the same thing as you do in bed.'

Asked why he cruises for sex when he could get any gay man he wanted, George replied: 'I do get anyone I want. But I like a bit of everything. I have friends up there, I have a laugh.'

You just might bump (?) into

George on your daily walk..

"...Come home. Kenny will be here, the dogs are here. Maybe eat locally, hang out, and then probably go off and have a s**g or have someone come here and have a s**g." 

Asked if he was referring to his partner Kenny Goss, the singer replied: 'If it was s******g with Kenny, I wouldn't have to invite him round, would I?'

He continued: 'Kenny gets his, believe me.'

Recently a number of stars have said they fear for Michael's wellbeing, including Sir Elton John who enlisted the help of Bono.

He added: 'Geri [Halliwell] told Kenny that Bono, having spoken to Elton, had approached Geri to say, "What can we do for George?"

'This is what I have to deal with because I don't want to be part of that social clique. All I'd have to do to stop it is hang out in London, so people realise I don't look close to death.' (Yet?)

He continued: 'Elton lives on that. He will not be happy until I bang on his door in the middle of the night saying, 'Please, please, help me, Elton. Take me to rehab.' It's not going to happen.

'Elton just needs to shut his mouth and get on with his own life. Look, if people choose to believe that I'm sitting here in my ivory tower, Howard Hughesing myself with long fingernails and loads of drugs, then I can't do anything about that, can I?' (Oh dear.)

He added: 'People want to see me as tragic with all the cottaging and drug-taking... those things are not what most people aspire to, and I think it removes people's envy to see your weaknesses.

'I don't even see them as weaknesses any more. It's just who I am.'

George? Don't leave us too soon. And I hope to God you're getting tested. And tested again.

 

This ISN'T a joke: David Letterman reveals extortion attempt for sex secrets with employees!

Seems my boyrfiend, Dave was

up to the No Good.

I'm doing my famous big-eyed BLINK BLINK right now. WHAT. The. HELL?? David Letterman? My boyfriend--had the sex with several members of his staff??? Ooooooh. I wanna know who it was. I wonder if one of them was the little gal he used to have on to show her vacation pictures. Remember  her? What the heck was her name? It'll come to me.

But seriously, you guys. Dave??? Wow.


via CNN.com


NEW YORK (CNN) -- David Letterman told his audience Thursday that he is the victim of an alleged extortion attempt and admitted to having sexual relations with several members of his staff, according to a press release from his production company.

Letterman made the announcement during taping of the "Late Show."
"This morning, I did something I've never done in my life," Letterman told his audience, according to a release from Worldwide Pants Inc. "I had to go downtown and testify before a grand jury."

The 62-year-old funnyman said he received a package three weeks ago from a person who claimed to have information about Letterman's sexual dalliances, ultimately demanding $2 million to prevent public revelation.
Letterman said he went to the Manhattan District Attorney's office, which conducted an investigation, and an arrest was made earlier Thursday.

In his grand jury testimony, Letterman said, he revealed the relations with members of his staff.

"My response to that is, yes I have," he said. "Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Perhaps it would. I feel like I need to protect these people -- I need to certainly protect my family."

Letterman married long-time partner Regina Lasko in March. The couple, who have been together since 1986, have a son, Harry, 6.

I'm STUNNED. But I'm actually doing that naughty smile a little bit. (I can't help it!!)

Happy Birthday, Prince Harry!!!

 

Happy 25th Birthday, Naughty Boy!

I couldn't let today end without wish our favorite "Ginge", Prince Harry a Happy Birthday!
 

I must say, there were times in Harry's life when his brother William may have overshadowed him in the looks department...but wow. Harry has more than come into his own, don't you think? He certainly got that from the Spencers.

There is something very charming about Prince Harry...he's been in combat, has an on-again-off-again super hot girlfriend, plus he is up to the no good oftentimes.

I have a handsome rogue of a son. (Guess which one...) There is never a dull moment with a handsome rogue in the family...right, Prince Charles?

Chris Brown Received His Wrist-Slap Today.

Brown got probation and community service
for doing this.

I don't like the look on his face.

TMZ has done a cracker jack job (seriously) with their reporting of the whole Chris Brown circus in downtown L.A. today. I would just like to say that this is Celebrity Justice once again. May I just say that I know someone who was charged with a "minor in possession" (for an UNOPENED can of beer!) and received a very similar sentence. In fact, this person was facing some jail time. I call complete and utter bullshit on the special treatment Brown received for the brutal beating he gave Rihanna.

I'm not saying anything new, or anything I haven't said before. Here is the TMZ.com rundown of today's sentencing:

He must complete a 52 week domestic violence program sponsored by the Commonwealth Catholic Charities.

Brown must personally come to court every 3 months during his probation. The first appearance will be November 19.

Brown must perform 180 days of community labor. He must also pay $2,500 in restitution. He'll have to pay another $2,500 in probation expenses. He must also pay a $30 criminal conviction fee --BARGAIN! He must also pay $400 that goes into a domestic violence fund.

The judge issued a protective order. Brown is ordered not to harass, assault, threaten, molest, threaten, etc. Rihanna. He must surrender all firearms within 24 hours. He can't have any contact with Rihanna, even on the phone or through a 3rd person. He must stay 100 yards away from her, unless there's an entertainment-related event, in which he must stay 10 yards away. The protective order lasts 5 years.

Brown must get prior approval before leaving the country.

Brown jumped the gun and said he accepted the terms of probation, even before the judge finished her sentence

UPDATE: The judge just said she wanted to reiterate that she wanted him to do hard time ... like washing cars, grafitti removal, etc."

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0PFRuEqRI

******
"The court has released the officer's report from the night Chris Brown beat up Rihanna -- describing the entire incident in graphic detail.

According to the report, cops responded to a "screaming woman" -- and when they arrived, they noticed a "very upset and crying" Rihanna seated in the driver's seat of a parked vehicle.

Rihanna told the officer she got into an argument with Chris Brown over something that had occurred at an event they were at earlier in the evening.

"The victim said she became enraged and slammed both of her fists against the dashboard on the passenger side of the car they were in. She reported that the defendant then pulled the vehicle over and reached over her with his right hand. He opened the car door and tried to force the victim out."

According to the report, Brown was unable to shove Rihanna out of the car because she was wearing a seatbelt.

The report continues, "When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the car. "

"The victim then faced the defendant and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then continued driving."

"As he drove, he continued to punch the victim in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand."

Rihanna told cops the "assault caused her mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter over her clothing and the inside of the car."

Rihanna told cops after Brown "stopped his first assault .. she looked in the mirror and saw her eye beginning to swell.

[Brown] looked at [Rihanna] and said 'I'm going to beat the shit out of you when we get home! You wait and see!'"

Rihanna told police she tried to call her personal assistant, but she didn't pick up -- but Rihanna says she "pretended to talk, saying, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.'"

Rihanna says she pulled the act "because she did not want to get beat anymore."

But after Rihanna's fake phone conversation, she claims Brown "looked at [Rihanna] and said, "You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!"

Rihanna told cops that Brown unleashed a second wave of punches, "during which time [Rihanna] interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face." He continued to punch her on her left arm, which caused a contusion on her left tricep.

At that point Rihanna tried texting her assistant. Brown threw the phone out of the car, stopped the vehicle and Rihanna then tried opening her door to get out, but Brown sped off and the door shut with Rihanna inside.

Brown placed Rihanna in a headlock while he drove, then bit her on her left ear. The car eventually stopped and Rihanna took the keys out of the ignition, and Brown began to punch her again in the face and arms. He placed her in a headlock and started applying pressure to her carotid artery. She couldn't breathe and began to lose consciousness. She tried freeing herself, and Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her.

Rihanna took off her shoe and tried breaking the passenger window, and he continued to punch her.

Eventually, Brown got out of the car. Rihanna opened the door and continued screaming. Brown began punching her again. He got back in the car and screamed "Where are my f***ing keys?" He got out, looked for the keys in vain, and when he could not find them removed several CDs and walked away.

Officers were called and observed numerous contusions and abrasions to Rihanna's face and forehead, as well as bruising on her left arm. There were other injuries as well.

Investigators determined Brown was wearing a large ring on his right hand which caused several of Rihanna's injuries."

Let me get this straight. Chris Brown beat the ever-lovin' shit out of his girlfriend, dumped her ass out of the car--then made sure to grab a couple of his favorite CDs out of the rented Lambo before fleeing the scene?

Awesome.

LeAnn Rimes and that Eddie guy are just PARADIN' it around..

Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes "golfing"

Ugh. These two again. Just flaunting it for all the world to see--too bad Eddie's wife, Brandi Glanville isn't taking this crap lying down. It seems Miss Brandi saw exactly what was going on during a double-date in the midst of filming of that gawd-awful Lifetime movie Eddie and LeAnn were filming.

via People Magazine:

"We went to play pool, went for sushi, dancing," Brandi tells People Magazine.

Not only was her husband flirting with Rimes, but also Brandi explains that LeAnn was also very affectionate with Eddie. "They were very touchy-feely," she says.

"They seemed happy. [But] I felt like it was almost like 'I love my husband. I'm not after your husband.'"

Brandi stood by her husband when news of the affair broke but Eddie would reportedly always talk about LeAnn, which was when Brandi decided it was time to call it quits.

"We were in therapy, but he never stopped talking to [LeAnn] so how could that have worked?" asks Brandi."

Eddie's looking square in the eye at some hefty spousal and child support payments. Lawd knows he doesn't get that much work.

Jaime Pressly's Squat of Shame at The Abbey in WeHo

Gays and their hags watch in disbelief!

Ugh. I hate having to use that
bitch, Perez's photo--sorry!

I've stared at this picture for waaaay too long, trying to figure out exactly what is going on here. Notice the droplets? Then the puddle and stream? Did she walk there, peeing as she walked and decided just to sit on the sidewalk (aka The Drunky Potty)? Or is this all just a big misunderstanding?

Jaime!! That's a fairly Joy-ish white-trash move--haven't you heard? "Earl" was canceled.

I've been to The Abbey in West Hollywood with Patrick. Those bitches are ruthless and this will be fodder for daaaays, ya'll. (And the Chicken Caesar Salad wasn't good.)

Cameron Douglas is just another spoiled, bored Hollywood brat

Awesome choice of professions, dude.

Michael, Kirk and Cameron Douglas.
"Everyone smile and pretend we're not
all screwed up! CHEEESE!"

Let the pity party begin, ya'll.

Here we have another cliche`--and in turn, a litany of "excuses" for his chosen profession: Cameron Douglas, the child (now 30!) of Hollywood "royalty"--with a reported $88 million Trust Fund, a product of too much too soon, a father who was never "there" for him, his parents divorced, his dad claimed sex addiction was the reason he cheated on his mom, too much to live up to compared to his lineage (in this case, Kirk Douglas is his grandfather and Michael Douglas is Daddy), BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. Oh, shut UP, you delusional, arrogant little prick.

Jesus H. I'm so sick of these over indulged, totally privileged little bitches who think they are living a movie role by becoming a "badass drug dealer". Dude? You are NOT in your dad's movie, "Traffic", but hopefully, you'll see the inside of a real-life prison.

Oh, and lest we forget, this 30 year old idiot was evicted from his rented Laurel Canyon earlier this year. Take a look at what was found in that residence, while he ran off like a scared 7th grader when the cops showed up:

"....Cameron Douglas has been given the boot from his leased home in L.A.'s Laurel Canyon. Classic signs of drug use were discovered in the home vacated by Cameron and his roommate, including glassine envelopes and home drug-testing kits, spoons used to heat a substance over the stove and filthy syringes and mirrors covered in white powder.

"A lot of drug activity must have been going on in there," says landlord Sky Reiss tells Star in an exclusive interview. Cam -- who at 30 has been in an out of rehab and has multiple arrests for cocaine possession, among things -- moved in last March. When he stopped making rent payments, his famous father picked up the $4,200-a-month tab for "a couple of months," says Reiss.

"But then his payments stopped too." So earlier this month an L.A. Sheriff arrived with an eviction notice. "Cameron and his roommate ran out the back door, leaving Cam's girlfriend behind to deal with it," says Reiss. And Reiss was left to deal with the "disgusting mess."

And now, here's an account of Cameron's latest little problem with the "dirty bathtub gin" this week:

via TMZ:

"The DEA claims Michael Douglas' son Cameron is a big time crystal meth dealer -- one who moved "pounds" of the drug since 2006.

According to his federal indictment filed in New York, DEA agents claim they ran a 3-year investigation, proving the 30-year-old actor sold "multiple pounds" of crystal meth to several people -- many of whom are now cooperating in the prosecution of Douglas.

All three witnesses mentioned in the document have pled guilty to narcotics violations. They are cooperating in the hopes of receiving a reduced sentence.

Douglas has been charged with one count of possession with the intent to distribute 500 grams or more of crystal meth and one count of possession with intent to distribute 50 grams or more of "Ice" -- which is the purest form of meth.

The DEA further alleges that Cameron deposited and withdrew tens of thousands of dollars in cash from the drug deals.

According to the indictment, Douglas was set up in New York after agents ran a sting operation-- in which they caught Douglas accepting $15,000 in cash in exchange for a promise to deliver a half pound of crystal meth."

That is one hell of a lot of crystal meth. If they don't treat this smug little a-hole like anyone else in the same situation, I'm gonna be pissed. He needs a bit more than 30 days in a cushy, effing REHAB in Malibu.

Know'msayin'??

Crazy Naomi Campbell is at it again--Zahara, take note!

Ya'll better sit DOWN.
Miss Campbell will cut you.

Mmmmmhmmm. Watch it.

Babygirl has got the side-eye PERFECTED.

That photo of Zahara Jolie-Pitt makes me belly laugh every time I see it. Check that side-eye OUT, ya'll. Let's see...it'll be about 12 years or so and if we're lucky, we'll be hearing about Z smacking up some photographer. Or housekeeper. Or flight attendant.

So here's Naomi's latest bitch-slap:

"...Campbell allegedly slapped Italian photographer Gaetano Di Giovanni, clocked him with her purse and swiped at his left eye with her nails!!

Giovanni recalled the story of the supermodel attacking him on the island of Lipari to an Italian newspaper.

Says the photog: "First she hit with her bag, screaming at me and then she tried to slap me. I managed to avoid her – but her nails still got my eye. For a few seconds I could not see a thing. I could hear that her bodyguards and her boyfriend were trying to drag her away."

He claims Campbell's attack landed him in the hospital with scratches and bruises." Oh, gurrrrrl. And I mean the photographer.

Just wait, ya'll. I guaran-effing-tee it. Zahara's the Queen Bitch in Training.

And I'm LOVING it.

Lindsay Lohan is a dirty girl. But we all knew that, didn't we?

If we didn't know better,
we'd assume this was a hooker
looking for the bathroom in a nice
retail store to ________:
Fill in the blank.

Lindsay clearly needs a wash. Who walks around a store with feet like that? She's also taken to not wearing a bra. Normally, that wouldn't bother me that much, but with her stick-like frame, her big ol'sagging boobies are, well, nast. If anyone else tried to get into this shop they'd be shunned quicker than Vivian in Pretty Woman--who at least had the decency to OWN her prostituting ways. Know'msayin'?

Do I need to remind everyone that Lindsay just turned 23?

Angelina Takes the Big Girls to Dance Class

Do NOT mess with Zahara.

I love that Angie takes the big girls, Shiloh and Zahara to dance class herself. Here they are hand in hand, looking like part of the big, happy family.
Check out Zahara, though. I'll say it again, this little chick is IN CHARGE. She is, without a doubt, a baby Naomi Campbell in training. I love it. Soon enough she'll be throwin' cellphones.

Oh Boy...Burger King has really done it THIS time!

Ummm. Wow.

But THIS is funny. Seriously. "Booty is BOOTY!"

Burger King apparently has 15 year old "hotboxing" boys working in their advertising department these days.

Wait. I haven't heard from my boys, Alex and Hunter, for a few days. Maybe THEY are to blame for these shenanigans. All I know is, the Sir Mix-a-Lot with Sponge Bob ad his freaking hilarious, but even I cringed at the "Super Seven Incher" with the chick who looks like a blow-up doll.

Be prepared for the motif-sweater wearin' moms to RISE UP on this one, ya'll. (I'm trying not to giggle...)

Did Lindsay Lohan Steal Jewelry? GASP!

"Mine. Mine. Mine."

How DARE you! How could anyone accuse sweet little Lindsay of STEALING? Oh. Yeah. Nevermind.

According to a HolyMoly report, the “Mean Girls” actress was in London for a photo shoot with Elle magazine when she allegedly lifted $45,000 worth of jewels that were on loan from a local jeweler."

AND!

Requests for information, or for the return of the swag, has been repeatedly put to Lindsay's representatives, but two weeks later both magazine and jewellers have yet to receive any form of response. This has left them with no alternative but to pass the case on to British police.

This isn't the first time Lindsay has been linked with stolen stuff. Louis Vuitton reportedly refuse to deal with her anymore after she repeatedly stole stuff from their shoots:

According to the New York Post:

"Louis Vuitton had sent over some samples for her to wear in the shoot. Lindsay kept shoving the clothes into her bag, and a stylist's assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay keep trying to take them.

"She ended up walking off with a very expensive shirt and some other items - which screwed Louis Vuitton because they were set to go to Vogue, W and Harper's Bazaar for other shoots.

"They were furious and kept trying to get their clothes back, but ... Lindsay walked out with them and never returned calls."

Seriously? Lindsay never returned their calls? I'm sure it's all just a "misunderstanding"...like that fur coat--belonging to someone else--she walked off with several months ago. Oh, and the coat "mysteriously" was returned to its rightful owner after attorneys got involved.

Oh, Lindsay. Way to help the image you were trying repair.

Today's Blind Item: 80's and 90's Style!

Via CDaN:

So, for today I thought we would shoot back in time just a little. Not going to go back to Old Hollywood. We are just going back to those carefree days of the late 80's and early 90's. This A list female entertainer has had an amazing life. She has done just about everything possible in the entertainment world and is one of the most influential entertainers ever. Back in the day, our A lister had just gone through a very messy divorce. But, our actress had needs and loved, loved trolling the Lower East Side of Manhattan for Hispanic guys in her chauffeured driven limo. On one of her forays she found a 17 year old Hispanic guy and took him back to her place where she kept him for a few days until she grew tired of him. Well, it turns out that she gave this teenage boy the gift that keeps on giving. The Herp. Yep. Well, a few months later, our A lister was trolling the same neighborhood and people from the teenager's family recognized the car and before anyone could do anything all of his family pelted her car with trash from their garbage cans. Seems appropriate.

Wow. "Gonna dress you up in my herp....all over, all over". I love that song. I totally heard about this YEARS ago...a certain old blonde with lots of ambition used to creep around Alphabet City in a limo lookin' for Latin boys. I just never heard about the herp part of it. Figures. And I'm surprised that's all she's got. Ewww.

Sorry, Boys.

The ORIGINAL "Hot for Teacher"--Seattle Style

Mary Kay Letourneau with husband Vili Fualaau

I seriously thought this was a JOKE, ya'll. Then I saw it on the TMZ. Oh. My. God. Here's Seattle's favorite teacher and her boyfriend since he was in 6th grade--of course, they've been Married With Children for a few years after she spent her time in the pokey.

According to TMZ:

"...As an added bonus, Vili Fualaau -- the kid Letourneau was convicted of raping and later married -- will be spinning records at Fuel Sports Eats & Beats under the name DJ Headline.We're told it was all Vili's idea -- the whole "Hot for Teacher" part -- and that Mary Kay will be roaming the party signing autographs and meeting guests."

No. I'm not going.

Lindsay Lohan Pregnant? Please let this be a vicious rumor--that I'm helping to spread, I guess.

Lindsay with her white skinny jeans and

white Maserati (that some porn dude gave her--

the car, not the jeans).

Lindsay Lohan is seven weeks pregnant if you consider an anonymous Lindsay friend on IanUndercover.com a credible source:

"I swear she's carrying," the Lilo friend said. "She's going through big emotional turmoil. She's not sure if she'll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days. Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months."

Please, lets send a message here loud and clear to Lilo what to do. IUC encourages her to have the child."

Here's what I believe to be true in all of this: Lindsay is indeed "going through big emotional turmoil"; and that she's "slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months". Okay, maybe she has a standing appointment for an abortion, but that's just gross.

If this rumor was planted by her people, it's nast. Again, this is NOT the way to get a decent job in Hollywood, Linds. And by "decent", I mean NOT PORN. Get it together, sister.

Mel Gibson Shows Off Pregnant Girlfriend

Mel and Oksana "Magdalene"

So. How long before Mel asks (read: pays off) the Catholic Church for an annulment from his wife of a thousand years, Robyn? (Listen, I was raised and tortured by the Catholic Church. I'm allowed to say this stuff.)

Mel's babymama better understand that he's going to lose half of his shit in this divorce. Homes, money...everything. I bet she's praying for twins, at the very least.

Salma Hayek Gets a REAL Wedding

Salma and that rich French dude

LOS ANGELES (AP) — "Salma Hayek and her husband have tied the knot — again.

Hayek spokeswoman Jillian Fowkes said Sunday in Los Angeles that the Mexican-born actress and French magnate Francois-Henri Pinault renewed their wedding vows Saturday in a ceremony at Venice's La Fenice opera house.

Hayek and Pinault originally were married in a small civil ceremony in Paris last Valentine's Day.

This time, the couple made it a weekend-long celebration, starting with a cocktail party at Punta della Dogana, an art museum owned by the groom's father, Francois Pinault.

Among those attending were actresses Charlize Theron, Penelope Cruz and Ashley Judd, plus U2 frontman Bono and Vogue editor Anna Wintour, as well as former French President Jacques Chirac."

Yaaaawn. What I really want are the details. I want to know why Salma left Rich French Dude about a year ago. What was that all about? What brought them back together? What's their pre-nup like?

Odd, yet nice (?) that Salma's ex-boyfriend,

Ed Norton was invited.

"Penna Lope" Cruz
Is that really Ashley Judd??

Paul Hewson, aka Bono

Oh, and BONO? You better be thinking good and hard about Mel Gibson's eff-ups right about now, or else you, too, will lose one-half of your fortune to your lovely wife. I have a feeling YOU are up to the no good, just like Mel.

You've been warned.

Brit and Kevin Return to the Trailer Park, Ya'll!!

I expect the crew from Cops to arrive at any minute to the "Circus Tour", although I'd love the gang from Reno 911 to bust in on Britney and Kevin's sexy-times. Just like Bobby and Whitney, "they fight hard and they love hard". Ewww. It'll be any second before someone, I don't know who, calls the cops. Daddy Jamie, maybe?

The Star is reporting:

One source said , "It's like they're newlyweds all over again. Brit and Kevin can't keep their hands off each other! The flings have made them both a lot happier."

I feel a puke coming on...

And, WHO walks around barefoot with a bag o' Cheetos in public these days?? Oh yeah. Britney Spears.

Trainwreck ahead, ya'll.

Cheaty McCheaterson LeAnn Rimes's Husband is G.A.Y.

Mr. and Mrs. Gayface

How shall I say tihis? Ummmm. DURRRR??? I have such sensitive gay-dar that I was thrown to the floor by the sparkly-ness the first time I saw LeAnn's husband, Dean. I think it was a few years ago on Cribs on MTV. He was swishing around their Nashville home in a tutu and a cowboy hat, I believe. I want the whole back-story on this one.

So, OF COURSE LeAnn cheated with her married with children Lifetime Movie co-star Eddie Cibiran.

E! News is reporting this juiciness:

"Dean's friends and family called into Michigan's Mojo in the Morning show to confirm that the former backup dancer is gay!!!!

Cousin Pebbles called into the morning talk show and matter-of-factly stated, "I mean, there were so many situations that happened when we were teenagers… He's gay. He's been gay since he was probably five."

Adds the babbling cousin, "The family literally used to take bets on what age he would come out, and then all of the sudden he got married!"
After Pebbles outed her cousin, the calls came pouring in!

The word from a student of the former dance teacher turned backup dancer? "He's definitely gay."

And from a woman who used to work at a restaurant with Dean's high school friends? "They called him "Dancer Dean"… [His friends] were surprised that he got married because they knew he was gay in high school the whole time."

The ratings for the Lifetime Movie. "Northen Lights" will be through the freaking ROOF...and I hope LeAnn has a pre-nup. Although, maybe they like this "arrangement". Patrick and I used to say we'd get married later in life (before I met Stephen) for insurance reasons and companionship. So there.

US Weekly has all of a sudden turned mean...usually they are super-suck-uppy so they can continue to get boring celebrity "exclusives". I guess they don't care enough about these two in the future. Check this shit out:

"Us Weekly’s posted an exclusive video of people who look a little like LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian kissing, holding hands -- and LeAnn even sucks on his fingers.

So, um, clearly this is a relationship underway. I mean, who sucks on a guy's fingers on a first date, right?
Unless it's after a few shots. In college.
Check out the video here and decide for yourself.
Twenty-two seconds into it, US Weekly describes Cibrian arriving at the restaurant. He allegedly takes Rimes' hand and they walk in the restaurant together. They sit -- center left of the frame -- and hold hands (36 seconds) and kiss (1:47). At the 2:10 mark, Rimes suggestively sucks on Cibrian's finger.

Hmm. i can see some kissing going on but the video is way to grainy and small to see if that's a finger sucking moment. Could be. What do you think?

Us Weekly reports that they have seen the $95 receipt for the dinner, paid for by Cibrian on his credit card and signed by him."

Ya'll are so nasty.

Jesus Packs Up His Manger and Moves IN With Madonna

"...away in a manger"

Baby Jesus (who's TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS YOUNGER) than Madonna, has moved into her Manhattan apartment. She's older than I am--and her boyfriend is YOUNGER than my oldest son. Umm. ICK.

She feeds him her stupid macrobiotic diet, took him to The Kabbalah Center and converted him, and gives him baths. And other stuff.

"According to The Daily Mail the one and only one, the queen of music for so many years even moved in with her new lover only after three months after they met. It seems that Madonna is over her former marriage with Guy Ritchie and she has the energy to go into a long term relationship with a much much younger man.Jesus has quit his modeling agency in Rio de Janeiro and signed with Ford Models agency in New York. He now lives with Madonna in her Upper West Side apartment."

She's nast.