Jennifer Love Hewitt is Nuts and Desperate and 30

"Happy Birthday to MEEEEEE"

Isn't this an odd way to celebrate a 30th birthday? I guess Jennifer Love Hewitt is a real fan of Audrey Hepburn!! I know she played her in that lame-ass TV movie, but that was years ago. Obsessed much?

Here the actress is celebrating her birthday Saturday morning visiting and having breakfast at the Tiffany & Co. store in Beverly Hills. She appears to be alone. She and her fiance` broke up a few weeks ago, so I guess she and Paris Hilton are both wearing outfits out of the Dress Up Chest. (See post below re: StupidParisHilton, k?)

What is WRONG with J.Love? Weirdo.

Brit Awards - Hey! Another List!!

The luminous Duffy.

"The more I see, the more I know;

the more I know, the less I understand"...

Oh, Paul Weller. I love you. Swooooon.

This is an old song, I realize, but it's my favourite.

I admit it. I'm an anglophile when it comes to music and certain MEN (David Beckham, Jason Statham, Gavin Rossdale, Daniel Craig...) I love Snow Patrol, David Bowie, Duffy, Paul Weller (pronounced Pohl Wellah), Adele, Oasis, Mark Ronson, Amy Winehouse, Royworld, Keane, oh, the list goes on and on.

I'm irritated, though, because I haven't been able to find a broadcast of this year's Brit Awards on our one and only BBC channel. Again, I hate DishNetwork, goddamnit.

Here are the 2009 Brit Award Winners:

British Female Solo Artist: Duffy

I'm bummed I missed her show in Seattle.
International Female Solo Artist: Katy Perry

Bleh. Sick of this novelty act chick.
British Breakthrough Act: Duffy
International Group: Kings Of LeonBritish Male Solo Artist: Paul Weller

I find Mr. Weller extremely attractive.
International Album: Kings Of Leon - Only By the Night

"ohhhhh-ho, your sex is on fiiiiirre...." love it.
British Live Act: Iron Maiden
British Group: Elbow
Critics Choice: Florence And The Machine
International Male Solo Artist: Kanye West

Dumbass
British Single: Girls Aloud – “The Promise”
British Album: Duffy – Rockferry
Outstanding Contribution To Music: Pet Shop Boys
Producer of the Year: Bernard Butler

Oscar Parties! Addresses and Everything!

Governors Ball
The Grand Ballroom at Hollywood & Highland, 6801 Hollywood Blvd.,
Los Angeles
Hollywood's biggest party of the year also will be one of the most Zen as feng shui elements -- earth, metal, water, wood and fire -- are put on display. Look for mammoth Japanese shadow boxes.

Vanity Fair
Sunset Tower Hotel, 8358 W. Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood
Taking place in a new location (good-bye Morton's), Grey Goose cocktails will circulate in a more intimate affair than in years past.

Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Award Viewing Party
Pacific Design Center, 8687 Melrose Ave., Los Angeles
Designer Anthony Todd is creating a "Simply Elegant Supper Club" theme replete with mirrored bars and lush hydrangeas flower arrangements.

The Envelope Please, Oscar Viewing Party to Benefit APLA
The Abbey, 692 N. Robertson Blvd., West Hollywood
Since it's APLA's 25th anniversary, a silver theme takes center stage. APLA clients will receive the evening's centerpieces donated by Couture Baskets. Jennifer Love Hewitt presides.

Prince's Party
Prince's home in Beverly Park
Look for details on the event to keep you guessing until the last minute. But one thing is certain, you'll be partying like it's 2009.

Tim and James's Oscar and Pre-Oscar Party
Tim and James's Home
The most exclusive party of the evening.
Security will be posted within a thirty mile zone...(TMZ, ya'll!)

Oh, Terry from "Reno 911"--Your Weekend Funny

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Just because.

And WHEN is the new season of Reno 911 starting??

Lindsay, Sam and Cadillac (the Bulldog!)

Awwww...lesbians and their doggies. WHAT could be sweeter??

SamLo and Caddy

After a hard afternoon of shopping in a Beverly Hill jewelry store (for sparkly things and a new watch for Sam), the gals take their darling bulldog, Cadillac for a stroll.

SUCH a hard life these two lead. They may need to call out sick again to recover.

Angelina at 15 - Even THEN...

...she was a stunner. Most 15 year old kids go through that weird, gawky stage. Not our Angie! Wow...check these photos out. Apparently, they were one of her first modeling shoots.

Then that little 8th grader turned into this:

And no...I will never grow weary of Angie and her freakish beauty.

Rihanna Spotted In Los Angeles

Rihanna in Los Angeles on Friday...

Photo from TMZ

TMZ is reporting:

"With her head down and wearing sunglasses, Rihanna was spotted on her way to an airport in the L.A. area on Thursday -- the night before her 21st birthday."

The poor thing. She looks as though she has the weight of the world on her shoulders. Imagine being beaten up by your boyfriend and having the entire planet waiting for you to become "The Spokeswoman Against Domestic Violence"--at just barely 21 years of age. I'm sure she's struggling with so many thoughts in her head right now.

We're praying for you, RiRi.