Katy Perry Kissing Russell Brand and REALLY liked it...who WOULDN'T?

Hell, yeah!

Photo via EXTRA

I realize I haven't given any special time to this sweet, virginal couple--I wanted to see if it lasted even a weekend first. Apparently, it has. 

Katy Perry and Russell Brand hooked up at the MTV VMAs several weeks ago. Word is that they were making out all over the place at an after-party. (Who does that?) Here we are though, a good month or so afterward and they are still together. 

Now, what about Russell's clain that he beds three different women per day? Maybe Katy just puts on some of her retarded costumes from her tour, like the little banana get-up she sported awhile back.

Katy singing, "Like a Virgin" a while back.

I hope she saved this little outfit. 

Getty Images

I just don't know if Russell will remain true to our girl, do you? 

Kim Kardashian is brunette again!

Oh KIM.

I know, as snooty as I am sometimes, it's strange that I can't help but like Kim Kardashian. I think she's sorta funny and oddly interesting. She's truly famous for nothing other than a sex tape with that icky RayJ dude, which in turn, gave her family a reality show.

I didn't much care for her blonde hair when she colored it, but I know she has a "thing" for J.Lo, so I get it. Anyway, I prefer Kim being the lovely brunette she was born to be.

Hey. Am I getting all soft and mushy on you guys?? I need to post something on Paltrow STAT.

 

Sex and the City 2 filming started in NYC

EEEK! Holy 80's flashback.

Wasn't 90210's AnnaLynne McCord available
as a body/face double?
She can borrow Nicole Kidman's prosthetic nose!

Maybe I'm not as excited as most chicks about the filming of Sex and the City 2, I don't know. But I tell ya what. There is NO effing way I'm gonna believe Secretariat Jessica Parker as an 18-year old ingenue finding her way in The Big Apple. No. Effing. Way.

The good news is Chris Noth ("Big") is back, and there's the possibility that Victoria Beckham may do a cameo.

Seriously, though. Is it just me about SJP not being able to pull off being 25 years younger? I hope there's plenty of vaseline for that lens.

Happy 60th Birthday, Richard Gere!

You'll always be Julian Kaye to me, Richard.

Richard Gere is 60?? God, I'm old. (Yes. Richard Gere's birthday is about how old I am.) I saw "American Gigolo" in 1980 at the Granada Theatre on State Street in Santa Barbara with my gorgeous partner-in-crime, Joanne. (She knows what we were up to; it was before the word "stalker" became part of society's vernacular. **COUGHkennylogginsCOUGH**)

Those were the DAYS, my friends. Driving around SB, eating, looking for Kenny Loggins, shopping, eating...and oh yeah, eating. Good Lawd, we ate a lot.

Forgive me, Lucky's in Montecito. We stole a bottle of ketchup because we never, ever had enough ketchup for our fries when we went through a drive-thu.

What was I talking about? Ah yes...happy birthday, Richard Gere. You bring back strange and wonderful memories.

Lindsay Lohan robbed AGAIN?

Basted to perfection.

Yeah. Your lips are plumped
because your are biting them. OHHHkay.

Yeeeesh. Lindsay's been "robbed" again.

via TMZ and People Magazine:

LOS ANGELES -- Lindsay Lohan wasn't home when burglars broke into her Hollywood Hills home over the weekend, but she is "upset" by the crime, even as she prepares to move to a safer place, according to her mother.

The Los Angeles Police Department's Hollywood station received a report of a burglary at a residence in the 2200 block of El Contento Drive around 6 a.m. Sunday, a police watch commander said.

"The safe was ripped out of the wall, and the door was off the hinges and door handles removed," Lohan's mother, Dina, told People.com. "Bags, shoes and jewelry were taken too. Thank God she wasn't home."

Police could not provide details of what may have been taken or how the burglars got into the house, said Officer Norma Eisenman, an LAPD spokeswoman.

Lohan was apparently rattled, her mother told People. "She is okay, but upset."

The actress was planning to move "to a safer place" even before the break-in occurred, her mother said.

The weekend break-in was the second reported at Lohan's residence. The first was reported in May.

Lohan's father believes the burglary was an inside job, according to TMZ.com.

"I am not going to put up with individuals violating my family. Lindsay is a charitable, generous person that always gives. This is a personal violation and it has got to stop," he told TMZ.com."

I'd LOVE to know what was in the wall-mounted safe that was broken into. Maybe it's the recipe for her "Sevin Nyne" self-tanner. I hear it's just a bottle of Lawrey's Citrus BBQ Sauce.

Kanye West and Girlfriend Amber Rose - Bangin' Booty Edition

Wow.

Has anyone seen my extension cord?

Summertiiiiime...I love that song. I only tolerate (barely) Kanye West. Actually, when someone covers a Kanye song, I like it better (see 30 Seconds to Mars' version of "Stronger").

Here is Kanye and his fembot girlfriend (?), Amber Rose. Amber is an aspiring model and former stripper--I mean DANCER.

All I know is, that is one fantastic ass. BOOM! Oh yeah. I said it. We're coming upon the end of summertiiiiiiime, so let's all appreciate a bangin' body in a bikini, shall we?

But seriously, I can't find my heavy-duty extension cord.

George Michael...ForpitySAKE.

What's REALLY wrong with this picture?

Is there any reason George Michael insists on driving himself? Oh yeah. Don't answer that...so, of course he was arrested yet again yesterday for another car accident of sorts:

via MSN:

"Music star George Michael was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence after being involved in a car crash in England, says the BBC.

The news agency says the 46-year-old singer's Land Rover and another vehicle collided, and police say Michael was arrested at the scene of the incident. After being held for five hours and questioned, he was released from police custody without charge.

On Saturday, the Associated Press reported that Michael issued a statement assuring fans that during the accident, he had been "stone cold sober." "

I say he was off his ass drunk, because why else would George-effing-Michael be wearing CROCS??

Oh, George. I'm so disappointed in you.

Nicole Richie's Maternity Clothing Line at Pea in a Pod is GORGEOUS!

Darling Nicole in her own design

This is my favorite piece in Nicole's
Pea in a Pod maternity collection.

It's been a little while since I've gushed over Nicole Richie. I love just about everything about her...she's incredibly funny, on top of completely turning her life around by cleaning up and of course, dumping that Hilton Idiot as her BFF. (One of the best decisions of Nicole's life, if you ask me.)

On top of having a very successful jewelry line (which sold out immediately at Kitson on Robertson Blvd. in Beverly Hills), now a maternity line with Pea in a Pod.

Says Richie, "A Pea in the Pod is such a well known company for pregnant women. They carry great lines, and so when they asked me to create a line for them I was really excited and eager to do it."

Nicole is expecting her second child this month, so she really knows what her customer is looking for, adding "You really feel like you have to change your whole wardrobe [when pregnant]. And that's the last thing a woman wants to go through. So I really tried to make this line to get women excited about wearing clothes."

Good for Nicole. These pieces are gorgeous.

Cher and Christina Aguliera to star in "Burlesque" !!

It's gonna be a "Diva-Off"!!

I think a bunch of my gays are gonna have slap fights over who gets to have these Halloween costumes!! Ohmylord, this is gonna be EPIC. I expect the movie to be ghastly but FABULOUS, know'msayin'??? Just add this to the ever-growing list of gay-tastic films: "Mommy Dearest", "Barbarella", "Showgirls"...you get the idea.

Variety reports:

"In what will be her first movie star role in a decade, Cher is set to join Christina Aguilera in 'Burlesque,' a contemporary musical for Screen Gems. Steven Antin will direct from a script he wrote that was revised by Susannah Grant. Aguilera will play an ambitious small-town Iowa girl with a big voice who comes of age in a neo-burlesque club on Sunset Boulevard that’s run by Tess (Cher), a former dancer who struggles to keep the club open and gives the young girl a chance to shine. Cher will sing onscreen.

While her voice has been heard in many films, 'Burlesque' will mark the first time she’ll be seen singing in a film she stars in. Cher last starred in 'Tea With Mussolini' in 1999. "

I think Patrick would make a GREAT Cher.

And, hey. Shouldn't burlesque icon Dita Von Teese be in this film SOMEWHERE???

I'm-a-squealin'!! Miss Adam (G)Lambert Singin' Tina Turner!! Oh, and Fainting Goats.

Flip-Top Head, Miss Adam!

Oh, how I wish ya'll could be here with me right now. I'm on the phone with Patrick telling him how I found this awwwesome YouTube video of Miss Adam Glambert justa waaaailin' some Tina Turner. This makes me wanna go back to the late 90's at Neighbours up on Capitol Hill in Seattle and dance all up on Patrick like the good ol' days. Oh, gurrrrl. Patrick and I were fieeeerce. Jack and Karen (from "Will and Grace") at their finest. After workin' all day in the men's suits department at Nordstrom (Patrick worked at The Rail--the young men's department--there's a shocker), we'd doll up and drink up once we were there.(Before we left the store, Patrick would make me go to the cosmetics department with the request, "would you get me some samples of glitter?".) Oh, dear Lord, those were good times.

ANYgay. What do you guys think of Miss Adam's rendition of "What's Love Got to Do With It"? I'd bump the shit outta this drivin' around the city. OH! I should download it for the Gay Pride Party we're going to!! Bitches will FLIP right OUT.

Now, somehow this conversation with Patrick ended up being about fainting goats. We started talking about Patrick's crazy German Shorthair dog, Sam (he's queer and has a screechy, girly bark, by the way--when he's visiting the house we call Sam "Ennis" and James "Del Mar". Figure that one out, because it's funny), He said Sam is like "those fainting goats when he gets scared, and just flops onto the ground. I had NEVER heard of this phenomenon. So while chatting, I googled "fainting"--and FAINTING GOATS came up before I could even type it in!! What the hell? I had tears, I was laughing so hard.

This is how our typical phone calls go--about 5-6 times a day. Watch this shit--I dare you not to start crying with laughter.

Miss Adam (G)Lambert on 20/20

Goddamnit! I missed Miss Adam on 20/20 last night! Did anyone watch? I have a feeling it was a fluff piece. I'd like to see an interview on the LOGO network. Girls? Can we get on it? I promise I won't miss that juicy piece of journalism!!

What the goddamnHELL is up with Miss Adam's hair? I don't know of one single self-respecting queer who's wearing The Kate Gosselin.

Kris Allen is "Flattered" by Adam Lambert's Crush--SQUEEEEEALLLL!!!

Cutest. Couple. EVER.

Kissin' up in here!!

Adam's so cute smilin' at his little cub!

I'm dying. Just the thought of these two darling girls hooking up makes me giddy.

According to People Magazine:

"In his Rolling Stone cover story, American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert admitted he'd been crushing on his roommate in the Idol mansion, Kris Allen. "I was like, 'Oh, s---, they put me with the cute guy ... Distracting!" Lambert told the magazine. "He's the one guy that I found attractive in the whole group on the show ... totally my type – except that he has a wife."

Allen's response? "I'm flattered," the Idol winner tells PEOPLE exclusively, "And think it's hilarious."

The duo will have plenty of time to laugh over their missed chance at bromance this summer: Allen, Lambert and the other eight finalists from the show's top ten will hit the road on a 52-date tour starting July 5 in Portland, Ore."

This is the one and only "Idol" tour I'd love to see...I need an Adam and Kris duet of "Endless Love" Luther Vandross and Mariah Carey-style. It makes me all warm inside at the thought!!

Nicole Richie Joins Forces With (eyeroll) Pete Wentz to Pimp Their Shit.

Pete Wentz and Nicole Richie

Nicole, looking darling and pregnant

I can understand why Pete Wentz would want to latch onto Nicole for an opportunity to hawk his clothing line, Clandestine--but why would Nicole feel the need to allow him to ride her coat tails? Nicole's House of Harlow 1960 has been selling out at Kitson on Robertson, forpitysake. She doesn't need that gnat flying around her precious face. Check out the size of Pete's face in comparison to Nicole's. It's hilariously huge!

Via Celebuzz:

"Nicole was merely lending support to the Fall Out Boy bassist as he showed off the fare from his Clandestine Industries clothing line at Boulevard3 in Hollywood on Thursday. Richie's own line, House of Harlow, was also featured at the fashion show.

During the event, which was also attended by rapper Eve, Wentz told E! Online that he's a pretty hands-off designer when it comes to dealing with the models who wear his togs.

"I don't give anybody on the runway advice," Wentz admitted. "Look how I'm dressed...I'm too short to be walking down the runway!"

I have a confession. Fall Out Boy's song, "I Don't Care" is a total guilty pleasure--I love it. And I'm embarrassed by just how much.

Oh well.

Miss Adam (G)Lambert Out in WeHo!!

TREMENDOUS!

...and oh, gurrrrrl, is that girl he's with stunning or WHAT?? OhmyLORD, she's purrdy. FIERCE, FIERCE AND FIERCE! Shia LeDorkff WISHES he looked this good. I'm dying...those skinny jeans and snakeskin boots, and just the perfect amount of collarbone exposed. Oh, and his name: DRAKE LaBRY. I'm sure he was born with this fabulous name and his birth certificate actually lights up! LUCKEEEEE.

Watch this fantastic video. I LOVE the way Miss Adam giggles. I want to spend the weekend with him, just parading around, shopping, buying lipgloss (we have plenty of eyeliner) and looking TREMENDOUS entering and exiting the club, ya'll!. (Don't be jel-jel, Patrick! It's not serious; I consider it a fag-hag fling.)



"Guys and Dolls, ya'll", INDEED!

The New American Idol Is--(drumroll...) KRIS ALLEN?

Stunned Kris Allen, and a very gracious Adam Lambert

"This belongs to Adam", Kris Allen

Holy crap, ya'll. You wouldn't BELIEVE the fury on Twitter last night when Kris Allen's name was announcedas "American's New American Idol" instead of Miss Adam Glambert. I mean, I was totally (sorta?) shocked as much as anyone, but these people were losing their shit over this upset. The words "homophobia" and "conspiracy" were being thrown about like the confetti that rained on the stage at the Kodak Theatre.

I have a couple of opinions on all of this controversy. First and formost: Adam Lambert IS BETTER OFF LOSING. This way he doesn't have to comply with the pablum-bland treacle that the "Idol" producers were make him release on his album. (Oh, and two words: JENNIFER HUDSON.)

Secondly, I certainly HOPE this wasn't some sort of sick homophobic movement of sorts. I would seriously think that in today's world...oh, who am I kidding? Look what happened with Proposition 8 in California, banning gay marriage. It's been rumored that conservative organizations and certain Utah-based folks (ahem) pumped loads of money into the pot to ensure that gays did not receive equal rights, so why couldn't the same happen with something like "American Idol"? Let's discuss this. I'd love your input on all this "grassy knoll, second-gunman" consipracy.

Anyway. Kris Allen was very good, but even he was shocked--if not chagrined by his win, saying that "this belongs to Adam". I don't believe I've ever heard another "Idol" winner say that about another contestant.

So yeah. WOW.

Here She Comes...Miss American Idol...

I can hardly WAIT!!
The Most Beautiful Girls in the World.

It's a full, big, busy day for these two chicks, Kris Allen and Miss Adam Glambert, ya'll. Mani-pedis (given to each other, no doubt), facials, gettin' their hair and nails did...oh, what FUN! I wish I could be the gal to give them both their cups of Throat Coat (insert your own joke here) with lemon and honey, just so I could hear the squealing.

Seriously (?) though. I adored Miss Adam Glambert's "Mad World" and Kris did a great job on "Ain't No Sunshine". They are both so different from each other and I enjoy them both. (Even though my eye twitches when Miss Adam Glambert screeches with his tongue out--showing just how many voice lessons he's had, because it opens the throat up more. (Ummm...insert another joke of your own here.)

I'll be gettin' my 'lashes did today, but then I'll be GLUED to the newfangled color television set in the rumpus room, fancy drink in hand!

Who are YOU rooting for???

Anthony Hopkins to Hannibal Lecter Back to Big Screen

My heart is racing...in a good way. Those of you who know me also know I have a "thing" for Hannibal Lecter. He holds some kind of dark power over me. Scary-sexy. (I know, not many people understand the infatuation. He's not just some dim-witted serial killer. Everyone he kills deserves it...oh, nevermind. Let's not get into my psyche that deeply...this is neither the time or the place. Heh.)

ANYway.

London, May 15 (ANI):

"Welsh actor Sir Anthony Hopkins is all set to reprise his role as the legendary cannibalistic serial killer Hannibal Lecter.

It has been 18 years since he won a Best Actor Oscar for in recognition of his performance in 'Silence Of The Lambs', and now at the age of 71, he is set to make a return for the fourth time.

Hopkins had also played the part of the brilliant psychiatrist and murderer in 2001's Hannibal, and the 2002 prequel Red Dragon.

Sir Ridley Scott, who had directed Hannibal, will be making a return, but Hopkins' co-star Jodie Foster, 46, who also won an Oscar as FBI agent Clarice Starling, will not.

The actresses, who are in consideration for the role of Starling, include 39-year-old Cate Blanchett.

"The script is really, really good," the Daily Express quoted filmmakers Universal as saying. (ANI)


There are a few details missing...is author Thomas Harris involved? That's very important..and if so, will he write the screenplay, because there is not a new book to base this movie on. As much as I adore Anthony/Hannibal--I don't want a crap movie based on some Studio's idea of a "good script".


Secondly, where will the film take place? Oh, Florence. When Stephen and I vacationed there last fall, it turned into a "Hannibal Tour", since Hannibal was filmed in that glorious city. We wandered around the Palazzo Vecchio soaking in all of the atmosphere where Dr. Lecter lectured.

Palazzo Vecchio, interior

Ohman. Remember when Hannibal was giving that spellbinding lecture about Dante's Inferno in the film? This was the exact room...and, yes--photography by your's truly.

I'm doing the "Gokey Out" Jig right now.

KRIS AND ADAM, ya'll!

If you missed Kris Allen's version of Kanye West's "Heartless", give a listen. He deserves to be in the Top Two, even though we know who will end up with the roses and tiara...

Oh, American Idol. Every season I just know I cannot possibly invest my undying love and affection that I bestowed on last season's contestants...but it happens every. Single. Time.

My littlest dream came true last night when that goddamned my-dead-wife-glasses-wearing dork Danny Gokey's hopes were crushed by Seacrest's stiletto heels. Krissy Allen made it through to the finals with Miss Adam Lambert. Sweet!

Speaking of Miss Lambert, my darling friend Cyndy didn't know what "gayface" meant when I used the term at lunch the other day. (I KNOW. Funny, huh?) She even mentioned that her daughter (married with children) thinks Glambert--and I quote--"MIGHT NOT BE GAY". (Hold up. I'm bent in half from the snorting laughter...)

Okay, Cyndy and Katey: Visuals of The Gayface.

Oh, Adam.

Even without make-up...

Don't forget the MAC LipGlass!

And of course, dear Patrick. Cellphone, cocktail and flip-top head smile.

The ULTIMATE in Gayface.

Just tryna edu-macate mah girls.

Oh, and wouldn't you know my yoga/meditation classes start up again NEXT TUESDAY NIGHT. Thank the Lord for DVR.

Justin Timberlake on SNL - "Mother Lover"

Sure, I know I've had a LOT of videos lately, but this is worthy. JT was on SNL last night, with a sequel to "D*ck in a Box"...

This one's for Mother's Day! YAY! Watch it before NBC yanks it.

I think Justin should be a regular on SNL for one year. Take a break from music, movies...and just do THIS

.

Best Mother's Day Movie EVER--"Raising Arizona"

Ohman. This movie. Holly Hunter and Nicolas Cage have NEVER been better or funnier. Patrick and I don't go ONE. SINGLE. DAY. without quoting from it--and that has been the routine for a good 10 years now. And yes, we drive people insane. (Because WE think it's funny every time.) We don't just quote it; we do the voices and act it out right in the middle of a conversation that has NOTHING to do with the move. I really think Patrick and I could do a two woman (heh) show, with us both doing ALL of the characters.

If you get a chance, rent it, buy it...LOVE it,

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, ya'll.

"Mind ya don't cut yerself, Mordechai."

Oh, don't get me going...