Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Chris Brown and Rihanna Have Checked Into the Beverly Wilshire Hotel...IF You Care.
OK Magazine is reporting that Chris and Tina Turner--I mean, Rihanna checked into the hotel where Pretty Woman was filmed. 'Member that?
"The story of Chris Brown and Rihanna's tainted love continues. Now that the on-again has couple returned to L.A. together, OK! has learned exclusively that the pair — rather than go to either of their L.A.-area homes — immediately checked into the posh surroundings of the Beverly Wilshire Beverly Hills hotel.
The pair had been staying together at Sean Diddy Combs' Star Island Mansion in Miami after spending weeks apart following an incident on Feb. 8 where Chris allegedly beat Rihanna. The two immediately went their separate ways — he went home while she recuperated in Barbados and Mexico.
Photos showing both Chris and Rihanna, their faces covered, leaked onto the internet on Monday, as the pair boarded a flight from Miami to L.A.. Reports claim the two are trying to make their relationship work despite protests from family members."
Oh. Good times. I hope Jason Alexander doesn't show up and slap Rihanna around like he did Julia Roberts. That job's been taken.
Monday, March 2, 2009
A Serial Killer and a Hooker Wear the Same Shoes...
Okay, maybe not, but Debra Messing is wearing the latest in the Serial Killer Collection with her leather apron dress and StupidKanyeWest's new, um, girlfriend (?) certainly does look like a tranny hooker.
What I love though, is that they are wearing the same shoes. Awesome, "ladies".
Christmas in MARCH! Madonna and Baby Jesus in the Snow!
Separated at Birth!! Joe Jonas and....
Project Runway's CHRISTIAN SIRIANO!!!
"Work it OUT, Bitches!"This "Separated at Birth" made me laugh out loud...I saw Joe Jonas on Access Hollywood and TOE-tally thought it was Christian.
Effing hilarious.
Paul Rudd > Tom Ford. That's Your Mathematics of the Day.
Paul Rudd is my #1 Man-Crush Now
Tom Ford is still my husband's #1 Man-Crush(Oops. He may kill me now.)
Vanity Fair Magazine is re-enacting its photo of Tom Ford with naked Scarlett Johannson and Keira Knightly from a couple years ago and replaced it with one of Paul Rudd and Jonah Hill, Seth Rogan and that dude from that "Forgetting Sarah-whatever-it-was-called" movie. Thank the Lord those other dorks are leotarded. Bleh.
Anyway! I love Paul Rudd. Hilarious? Check. Oh, so handsome? Check. Awesome with the sexy 80's dancing? Check and MATE. Check this video from The Daily Show.
I die. (Yes, I used Rachel "Raisinface" Zoe's trademarked catchphrase because I'm a goon like that.)
The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c
I die. (Yes, I used Rachel "Raisinface" Zoe's trademarked catchphrase because I'm a goon like that.)
I LOVE Blind Items.

I've been playing around with the idea of posting the New York Daily News Blind Items. I gotta tell ya, I'm seriously obsessed with these juicy, gossip-y, trashy pieces that leave hints about celebrities participating in horrible things (or at least very secretive behavior) without actually mentioned names.
So, I think I might start posting these and see if you guys are as fascinated as I am...but here's the catch: You have to guess who the blind item is about--deal?
Deal!
NY Daily News Blind Item
Which mega-star's reputation is being trashed by a tranny in Miami? The endowed lass is telling anyone who'll listen all about his embarrassing sexual positions.
Which mega-star's reputation is being trashed by a tranny in Miami? The endowed lass is telling anyone who'll listen all about his embarrassing sexual positions.
I am thinking of one certain Miami resident...
Tickets for Britney's Smoking Tour Not Selling Out, Ya'll.
comeback tour in New Orleans this past weekend.
It's being reported that Britney's "Circus" tour ain't sellin' out like it should be, ya'll. What? Ya'll don't wanna fork out $750 - $10,000 per ticket? (Okay, some venues have crappy seats starting at $90.) Oh Britney. Maybe Daddy Jamie shoulda waited a year for you to get all better and the ecomony to NOT be in the toilet? Hmmm....paying the electric bill, buy diapers, food, gas, rent...or see Brit-Brit lip-synch and move her arms around?
Oh, and Britney? I bet if you cut back on the Marlbs, you might just have better vocals. Well, okay. Your stamina would be improved.
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