Brad Pitt Hit on Motorcycle by Stupid Paparazzi in CAR?

Brad, just mindin' his own bidness...

Get a load of this crap. 

“X17online can report exclusively that Brad Pitt fell off his motorcycle after hitting the back of a car in Hollywood just ten minutes ago.”

So, yeah. Wanna know just HOW X17online got this scoop?? THEY EFFING CAUSED IT!!!

via (stupid) X17online:


“...that Brad was apparently hit from behind by a paparazzo driving a Saturn just moments before the incident occurred. 
 
“The bump by the photographer’s car caused Brad to lose his balance and hit the car in front of him, but it took a few seconds for the tap to jostle Brad off of his bike. 

As far as we know, there was no damage to the motorcycle or to the car but as you can imagine, Brad was very upset with the pap.

“Our photographers witnessed him yelling at the guilty pap as he pulled his bike from the street.”

Shit, ya THINK?? I swear...it's gonna happen again, with far more harrowing results (Princess Diana, anyone?).


I cannot believe these assholes are reporting this accident as if they just happened upon the scene. Jaaayzus H.

Demi Moore gives the Pink Pig a verbal ass-kicking...GOOD for her!

Mama and Baby Bear

Demi and Tallulah

The Pink Pig (you have to know who I'm talking about--initials P oink H) had the gall to scrawl his usual nastiness all over a picture of 15-year old Talullah Belle Willis.

"...he wrote "slut" and "ass" on because her breast and butt were accidentally exposed."  Gross.

I was actually on Twitter at the time Demi and that blogger were having it out. (By the way, I have BLOCKED the Pink Pig on Twitter bacause I loathe him, so I was only privy to Demi's side of the "conversation", but believe me, there were NOT two sides to this story.) He can scream "First Amendment" all he wants. It. Does. Not. Apply.

Demi said he isn't "taking violating child pornography laws very seriously..."

• Demi Tweeted: "Let me ask all of you, what is it called when someone is telling people to look and focus on a child's 'boobs & ass' while providing photos?... This is not a game . Children should not be exploited. They must be protected." 

Good for Demi...if I were her, Lord knows I'd be alllll up in that pig's snout, attorney in tow.
 

Mama Bears U N I T E, y'all!

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LeAnn Rimes and that Eddie guy are just PARADIN' it around..

Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes "golfing"

Ugh. These two again. Just flaunting it for all the world to see--too bad Eddie's wife, Brandi Glanville isn't taking this crap lying down. It seems Miss Brandi saw exactly what was going on during a double-date in the midst of filming of that gawd-awful Lifetime movie Eddie and LeAnn were filming.

via People Magazine:

"We went to play pool, went for sushi, dancing," Brandi tells People Magazine.

Not only was her husband flirting with Rimes, but also Brandi explains that LeAnn was also very affectionate with Eddie. "They were very touchy-feely," she says.

"They seemed happy. [But] I felt like it was almost like 'I love my husband. I'm not after your husband.'"

Brandi stood by her husband when news of the affair broke but Eddie would reportedly always talk about LeAnn, which was when Brandi decided it was time to call it quits.

"We were in therapy, but he never stopped talking to [LeAnn] so how could that have worked?" asks Brandi."

Eddie's looking square in the eye at some hefty spousal and child support payments. Lawd knows he doesn't get that much work.

Burger King Manager Threatens to Call Police Due to BARE BABY FEET!

"You can order To Go, but you cannot have your baby with bare feet inside the restaurant".

What. The. CRAP?

SUNSET HILLS, MO (via KTVI - FOX2now.com) - No shoes, no shirt, no service: there is word that the manager of a St. Louis County restaurant threatened to kick out a six-month old baby and her mother because the baby wasn't wearing shoes. The infant's mom says the restaurant is taking the policy too far. Jennifer Frederich said the manager of the Sunset Hills Burger King at 10734 Sunset Hills Plaza cited 'health concerns'.

Frederich said her daughter, Kaylin, was too young to even get her feet dirty; she couldn't walk, couldn't crawl, her feet still pretty much too small for shoes.

"Everybody loves baby feet," she said.

Yet she said those feet nearly got the baby, her mom and her grandmother, booted from the restaurant, as grandma was holding Kaylin at the counter and the cashier took their order.

"The manager was standing next to him said, 'you can order "to go" but you're going to have to leave if she doesn't have shoes on'. He said, 'it's against health code'," Frederich said.

Frederich said she was taking her church youth group to the Rock the River concerts under the Gateway Arch, Sunday; she, her mother, daughter, and about 25 others, stopped at the Burger King on the way; Frederich's mother went in with the baby first; then Frederich came in with the rest of the group.

"The guy was still saying, 'that lady is still here with that baby without shoes'," Frederich said. "I just looked at him and I said, 'that's my daughter. She doesn't own shoes. She's only 6 months old'... she doesn't walk. She's not touching the ground. So there's no reason for her to have shoes on."

Still, a sign on the door did say, "shoes and shirt required". So, Frederich said she put socks on the baby in an effort to comply; but the manager threatened to call police, so the group ate hurriedly and left."

All of you who know me just KNOW how I would've reacted to this, had it been me with my grandson, Felix (whose feet are shown above). I'd be on Nancy Grace, Jane Velez-Mitchell, The View, Larry King, Oprah, (only the best for Felix's toes!), knocking Michael Jackson off of the top story for the day.

Where's my fire extinguisher? My hair's on fire again.

Crazy Naomi Campbell is at it again--Zahara, take note!

Ya'll better sit DOWN.
Miss Campbell will cut you.

Mmmmmhmmm. Watch it.

Babygirl has got the side-eye PERFECTED.

That photo of Zahara Jolie-Pitt makes me belly laugh every time I see it. Check that side-eye OUT, ya'll. Let's see...it'll be about 12 years or so and if we're lucky, we'll be hearing about Z smacking up some photographer. Or housekeeper. Or flight attendant.

So here's Naomi's latest bitch-slap:

"...Campbell allegedly slapped Italian photographer Gaetano Di Giovanni, clocked him with her purse and swiped at his left eye with her nails!!

Giovanni recalled the story of the supermodel attacking him on the island of Lipari to an Italian newspaper.

Says the photog: "First she hit with her bag, screaming at me and then she tried to slap me. I managed to avoid her – but her nails still got my eye. For a few seconds I could not see a thing. I could hear that her bodyguards and her boyfriend were trying to drag her away."

He claims Campbell's attack landed him in the hospital with scratches and bruises." Oh, gurrrrrl. And I mean the photographer.

Just wait, ya'll. I guaran-effing-tee it. Zahara's the Queen Bitch in Training.

And I'm LOVING it.

Oh, Candy Spelling. You slay me.

Dorian Gray and her foal.

See? The photo in the attic just
keeps getting OLDER. Then there's
the full-grown filly.

For all of you who have issues with family members,Candy Spelling (the Mother of All Mothers since Miss Crawford) has shown us that this is the latest--and best--way to communicate their shortcomings as human beings: Draft an email to TMZ and save your postage and lose your dignity, all in one fell swoop.

EXCLUSIVE TO: TMZ.COM
TO: MIDDLE-AGED REALITY SHOW STARS (LIKE MY DAUGHTER)
FROM: CANDY SPELLING

I Know many middle-aged people have issues about their parents and their upbringing. I did. My memories didn't match all those of my mother, and, funny thing, it's the same way with my daughter.

Life has consequences. What you say is on the record. Other people have feelings.

I have a vested interest in this subject. My daughter, Tori's, two-part season finale revolves around my granddaughter's first birthday party and how she has made what seems like an agonizing decision to invite me.

Cue music. Cue sideways glaces. Clue Lights.

I did get an invitation just in time for the RSVP deadline. I'm sure its delivery will be on next week's episode with some comment about my house or driveway or street or something they won't like. I wonder if that will be spread out over one part or two. Sigh.

A big party wasn't how I envisioned meeting my granddaughter for the first time; but, hey, this is Hollywood, and my grandchildren have become reality show props, too. At the time I emailed "yes," I didn't realize I was being set up for a two-parter, even though it was clear I was being invited to be part of a segment for my daughter's reality show.

Spoiler alert. Don't read this if you plan to sit through an hour of people looking at their watches and saying "she's late." I decided my first meeting with my granddaughter should be on home video, not primetime cable; so I emailed that i would not be attending.

Back to other reality stars. My husband taught me that the plots have to be fresh and updated. The same old whining gets tired after a while. Enough complaining about what may or may not have happened during first grade or YMCA camp, or what vegetable you were forced to endure, especially when you are privileged enough to be on TV and get paid for it.

For all the reality show personalities, please remember that real life doesn't get edited to make things better or worse or get better ratings. You're responsible for what you do. Life isn't just a show. And your families can't just be props. Make your own season finale without creating conflicts you will regret later.

That was awesome.

However, I highly doubt Tori's beef with her mother has anything to do with being forced to eat icky vegetables inasmuch as Tori clearly has the scurvy. I think it may have everything to do with the fact Tori only received $800,000 from her dad's gazillions when he passed away. That, and the fact that Candy went "on the record" saying that Tori "killed her father".

Oh. That.

Sidebar: You know what I've decided? If I ever somehow thought to get a stable of horses, I would name them Sarah, Jessica, Parker and Tori. Isn't that precious?

That was for Holly...because it IS funny every. Single. Time!

Rhianna Dumps Chris and Jay-Z Sorta Threatens Chris. Sweet.

Rihanna is home in Barbados...

As bad as it sounds, THIS is the kind of hip-hop violence I do wanna hear about...Chris Brown gettin' a serious retaliation beat-down. Errrr...just kidding?

Anway, The Sun is reporting:

"RIHANNA'S father says the singer has “some bruising” after the alleged attacked by ex boyfriend CHRIS BROWN.
RONALD FENTY confirmed the Umbrella beauty is recovering in her native Barbados with girlfriends and claimed she will speak out about the incident soon.
Describing her current condition, he said: “There is some bruising. She will be alright. I think so.

“At some point she will speak out.

“I hope she will stand up for women all over the world. Ronald, a salesman and freelance clothing designer, has now confirmed the pair have now broken up.

Ronald said: "The relationship is over and I am pleased. She doesn't want to speak to Chris. She is being very brave about things and said that she will be back on stage performing soon."

The last time he saw Rihanna and Chris together was in July.
He said: “They seemed pretty happy. I don’t know what went wrong.”

Meanwhile JAY-Z has issued a warning to Chris amid the allegations.
"Chris is a walking dead man. He messed with the wrong crew," he told Us Weekly.

I really wonder how all this will all play out. Will Rihanna give Dateline's Ann Curry an interview (seeing that she's the go-to chick these days)? Will she keep quiet? I hope she actually does speak out; domestic violence is a huge issue for a celebrity to champion. It would be fantastic if she brought this to her mostly young fans' attention...it's never okay to sit back and allow that kind of violent behavior to swept under the rug. Know'msayin'?

Rahm Emanuel: Badass in Chief

Everyone loves a badass.
Think twice before you cross this dude. Seriously.

I was doing a bit of research on Rahm Emanuel because I had been hearing some tidbits about Barack Obama's choice for Chief of Staff that were intruguing. You know, like a charachter from The West Wing being based on him, things like that. I had NO IDEA just what a true badass he is--and I mean that in the nicest way possible. Read for yourself.

U.K. The Times reports:

"When Sarah Palin vowed that there would soon be a pitbull in the White House, some on the Obama campaign might have allowed themselves a knowing chuckle.

Several weeks of ferocious campaigning later, one is indeed on its way to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. He certainly doesn’t wear lipstick – but has been known to sport a leotard.

Described by those who know him as variously an attack dog, warrior, political gangster – the appointment of Rahm Emanuel as Barack Obama’s chief of staff has sent a shiver of unease through Republicans hoping for a new spirit of conciliation under the newly-elected president.

The inspiration for The West Wing’s fictional deputy chief-of-staff, Josh Lyman, the most unlikely moments in the character’s story are plucked straight out of Mr Emanuel’s reality.

When Lyman reads a Washington Post profile of him which tells how he sent a congressman a rotting fish in the post, he asks his assistant, Donna, if she was the source. In fact, it was Mr Emanuel – who reportedly once sent a pollster he had fallen out with the same gift – as a warning never to cross him again. (I LOVE it. a Godfather reference in real life??)

It is not the only episode in Mr Emanuel’s history which reads like a scene from a gangster movie.

At a dinner to celebrate Bill Clinton’s first presidential victory – Mr Emanuel was his chief fundraiser – he began to reel off the names of those who had 'crossed' him. He grabbed a steak knife and began plunging it into the table shouting “Dead! Dead! Dead!” after each name.

“When he was done the table looked like a lunar landscape,” a witness relates. “It was like something out of The Godfather. But that’s Rahm for you.” Sweet!

Mr Emmanuel became infamous for his cutting manner during the Clinton years, even towards the world’s most powerful leaders.

In 1998, when Tony Blair visited the White House at the height of the Monica Lewinsky scandal, the Prime Minister and Mr Clinton scheduled a public appearance. As he was preparing to walk out, Mr Emanuel cautioned Mr Blair : “This is important. Don’t f*** it up.” CLASSIC.

..."A veteran of the rough-and-tumble Chicago political scene, Mr Emanuel’s unrelenting toughness sits incongruously against the ambitions of his youth, when, as a talented ballet dancer, he was offered a scholarship with the world-renowned Joffrey Ballet company. He turned it down to study dance at New York’s Sarah Lawrence College and later took a masters degree in speech and communication at Northwestern University in 1985, before turning to politics.

“The guy had been a ballet dancer in Chicago, yet grown men live in mortal fear of what he might do to them,” a close friend, Bruce Reed, told Rolling Stone magazine in a recent interview. Now THAT'S a badass..."who you callin' a FRUIT???"...then BAM!

Quite what he learnt during his masters is unclear, but as Mr Emmanuel admits: "I swear a lot." As one profile succinctly put it: his favourite expletive can serve as subject, verb or adjective when he is facing down opponents. I think that means, "f*ck YOU, ya f*ckin' F*CK!"

Although Mr Emmanuel made his name during the Clinton campaign – after a stint on an Israeli army base during the Gulf War – he suffered a period of exile when Hillary Clinton tried to get him fired – like his alter ego Lyman. That he survived the First Lady’s wrath is a testament to his sticking power.

“Clinton loved Rahm because he knew that if he asked Rahm to do something, he would move Heaven and Earth – not necessarily in that order – to get it done,” a member of the Clinton administration says.

I think we're in for an awesome four (eight?) years. Obama=Cool; Emanuel=ON FIRE