Oh, Isaac Mizrahi. What the GDH????

Oh come ON.

Really, Isaac Mizrahi? Seriously? Handbags on HEADS?

"Oh, I'm trying to be ironic, people", I can hear him honk. No, you're trying to be retarded--and it's working.

Try adding that to your Target line.

Paris Hilton is Still Playing Dress-Up...Awwwwwww!

How precious.
Paris Hilton's "closet"...

Please understand. Paris Hilton just turned twenty-freakin'-eight years old. Is this really the best she can do with her life? Dressing up like a six year old?

She needs a good talkin' to, and I'd be happy to do the job, but I'd probably just want to play with her pretty dresses and tiaras.

Because I like fancy, sparkly things, too.

Sigh.

Nicole Brings Harlow to Fashion Week in NYC

Nicole and Harlow bonding over clothes already...

How ELSE is a toddler gonna find out that it's certainly acceptable to wear a light blue saggy hat with a faux fur-print winter coat??

Harlow and her mom, Nicole Richie always look so casually put-together. Does it take longer to achieve that look?

Oh, girls. You're just so stinkin' cute.

File This Under "Probably Fake"...Leaked Oscar Winners List!

First of all, WHERE are my reading glasses?? I know, it's tiny. The only real surprise on this list is Mickey Rourke winning Best Actor over StupidSeanPenn. We can only hope this is a real list! Prepare for Mickey's crash and burn if he does indeed win...

Kingston is Going on Tour With Daddy Gavin Rossdale!

Gavin and Kingston--CUTE

I used to have the biggest crush on Gavin Rossdale. Now, not so much, but I like that he's taking his little boy Kingston, on tour with him. It sounds like baby Zuma will stay at home with mama, Gwen Stefani.

People Magazine says:

Gavin Rossdale won't miss Kingston when he starts his tour in April. Why? Because his 2 ½-year-old son will hit the road with dad. "I take Kingston for as long as he wants, so I try to drum that into him: 'Are you ready to go on tour? Are you ready to go on tour?' It's going to be fun!" Rossdale told PEOPLE at the Global Green pre-Oscar party on Thursday night. And according to Rossdale, all it takes to keep the tour kid-friendly are appropriate sleeping accommodations. "Just get him bunks so he won't fall out – that's the main thing." And of course plenty of play time. "You gotta see where all the zoos are in the towns you're playing," adds the rocker, who is also dad to 6-month-old Zuma. "It'll be crazy," he said of coordinating schedules with wife Gwen Stefani, who also tours this summer. "There's no way avoiding it!" In the meantime, the couple makes it work.

Stefani rushed in to Global Green, with a couple handlers in tow, to snag a seat in a private box at Avalon Hollywood to watch Rossdale perform his hits, including "Glycerine," along with cover tunes and new material. Later, Sheryl Crow called him back to the stage during her set to sing "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away." "I think Gavin Rossdale is awesome," Crow gushed from the stage.

As a sidebar, Gavin seems to be using Hunter's set-list!

J.D. Fortune Lives in a Car. Bummer.

Buh-bye

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Australia: "DUMPED INXS frontman JD Fortune has lifted the lid on his humiliating axing, admitting success turned him to drugs and he is now living in his car.

The 35-year-old - picked to front the group after winning 2005 series Rockstar: INXS - told Canada’s Entertainment Tonight he was unceremoniously given the boot at a Hong Kong airport. He is now homeless and desperate to launch a solo career. "I don't know where I am going from sofa to sofa, from night to night. I am trying to get through my life," Fortune said. "I was in an airport at Hong Kong and literally got a handshake. They said, 'Thank you very much'. I found myself really alone because I had travelled with these guys for 23 months."

Fortune - real name Jason Dean Bennison - added his departure could have had something to do with his excessive cocaine use. "It got as bad as it needed to be for me to numb out the fact that I knew this was going to come to a screeching halt," he said.

Fortune was the latest singer to join INXS, filling the enormous void left by the death of Michael Hutchence in a Sydney hotel in 1997.

Michael Hutchence

Well. Where shall I begin? Those of you who know me personally are well-aware of my rather sickening obsession with Michael Hutchence. (Hey, it's not as bad as it was...yet another addiction "cured" by my time in the San Diego "facility".) Anyhoo...sure, I watched "Rock Star INXS" back in 2005--but I knew no one could EVER replace Michael. I never listened to INXS's music with J.D. Fortune. I hated hearing him slaughter, I repeat, SLAUGHTER Michael's original works of art.

I am using the story merely as an opportunity post this: Click on it...watch it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSWBlkXGXTE

Oh, Pam Anderson. Why Do You Still Parade Around Like This?

ICK.

GAAAAAHHH! My effing EYES! They can't unsee that picture, unfortunately. What the HELL is Pam Anderson doing on a runway during Fashion Week in NYC?? Holy Lord, she's raggedy and tragic. She has two little boys and Hep C to go along with this get-up.

Pam? Time to close up shop...and your legs. {{SHUDDER}}