Recommended Movie of the Weekend - "The Hunger", with David Bowie

Bauhaus performing "Bela Lugosi's Dead" in the 
trailer for "The Hunger"

I was 22 when "The Hunger" was released. All I remember was the fuss everyone made over the love scene between Susan Sarandon and the luminous Catherine Deneuve. (My God, she's beautiful.) I never saw the film in the theatre; I wish that I had.

It's much more. David Bowie's performance is completely heartbreaking, and altogether too short. It's also a cool way to remember what we thought was sexy in the 80's--chiffon curtains blowing from an unknown wind, scenes seemingly shot through mini-blinds (a la` American Gigolo). 

Okay, maybe I'm the only one who has enjoyed taking the stroll down memory lane by watching The Hunger. The final scene with Catherine Deneuve is sort of lame, but just sit back and feel the darkness of the 80's.

Pamela Anderson? The REAL Origin of The Swine Flu on Parade in New Zealand

NAST.

OhdearLord. Why does Pamela Anderson feel the need to show us her raggedy bits and pieces...STILL? Here is Old Girl in New Zealand for their version of Fashion Week. (How awesome can it be if this old biddy is the best they have to offer?) Apparently, Pammy's working with some weird-ass "designer" named Richie Rich (who literally fell down on roller skates while following her down the runway).

Here's the thing. Pam has two young boys. And by that I mean CHILDREN OF HER OWN, not two dumb models tryna get ahead. Those two kids had better have standing reservations at every single rehab facility on the west coast. 

Pamela Anderson needs to STOP this -- NOW. 

Dipped in Cream Contest! Send me your best Bitchface photo!

Julia Roberts with her Bitchface...

wow.

I received a hilarious request from a reader for a contest here on Dipped in Cream. We've done the sans fard photos--now let's see our best BITCHFACE.

Send me your photos. We all know you have 'em. And believe me...this is NOT just for the ladies. I know was too many men who are more than capable at pulling a bitchface.

Bitches, send your photos here: divajulia_4@msn.com

The Bitchface Winner gets some Dipped in Cream merch!

 

"Single Ladies" performed by football team on "GLEE" last night--GENIUS.

I'm completely on board with my production number-loving husband on the joy of watching "GLEE" each Wednesday night on FOX. 

Last night was absolutely genius and just darling. If you're not watching it by now, you really need to be. It's just fantastic. 

Does this make up for my bitchiness regarding Pinchy McLemonhead earlier? 

I didn't think so. Sigh.

Pinchy McLemonhead won't gain weight for "Bridget Jones" again.

Pinchface Renee Zellweger

with a fine ass vs. no ass

Don't count on Pinchface Zellweger to gain one ounce for the next film installment of Bridget Jones. Lemonhead Renee is saying NO to ever  eating again:

via ONTD:

"...instead of embarking on a high fat diet as she did for the 2001 and 2004 pictures, will turn to the wardrobe department to make her appear larger.


A source tells Britain's Reveal magazine, "Renee will be wearing a fat suit in the third film as it took her a while to lose the weight last time. She's also thinking about the effect quickly putting on and then losing 30 pounds has on her body."  SURE she is.

Oh I see. Pinchy feels that by not eating, continuing date closet cases (that country dude she married and had the marriage annulled for, well--you know why, as well as the actor she's "dating" now) maybe, just maybeee someone, anyone will love her. Jesus H. I think she and Aniston should just get together and be done with it. Then have babies. I might even like the two of those bitches then.


That was harsh. But I don't feel well enough today to pull any goddamn punches where stupid anorexic actresses are concerned.

A whole bunch of celebrity (or pseudo-celeb) women had babies!

The baby photos have

already been sold for around 

$250K. Psssh.

Jude Law's baby-mama, Samantha Burke gave birth to a daughter named Sophia today and I couldn't care less. Everybody's healthy...except for Jude and the mother, who are both nutbars...or a fameho and a plain ol' ho (Jude). Jaaayzus. How many kids does that chap need?  All I know is...he better write his first "chiiile s'port" (that's legalese, y'all) cheque--Jude's a Brit 'member? 


This past Saturday, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr.also  had a baby girl named Charlotte Grace. Maybe everyone is going for more normal names now?

Or not...

Ellen Pompeo from Grey's Anatomy also gave birth to a baby girl named...wait for it: STELLA LUNA. Really?? Was "Goodnight, Moon-a" already taken?

All the Single Babies...I'm dying over this.

The only thing that would make this video better, is if it were Felix. Then Kanye would have been 100% RIGHT.