Wednesday, September 23, 2009

A whole bunch of celebrity (or pseudo-celeb) women had babies!




The baby photos have
already been sold for around 
$250K. Psssh.

Jude Law's baby-mama, Samantha Burke gave birth to a daughter named Sophia today and I couldn't care less. Everybody's healthy...except for Jude and the mother, who are both nutbars...or a fameho and a plain ol' ho (Jude). Jaaayzus. How many kids does that chap need?  All I know is...he better write his first "chiiile s'port" (that's legalese, y'all) cheque--Jude's a Brit 'member? 


This past Saturday, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr.also  had a baby girl named Charlotte Grace. Maybe everyone is going for more normal names now?

Or not...






Ellen Pompeo from Grey's Anatomy also gave birth to a baby girl named...wait for it: STELLA LUNA. Really?? Was "Goodnight, Moon-a" already taken?


3 comments:

Annette said...

IF YOU WON'T USE A CONDOM GET A BLOODY VASECTOMY YOU EFFING IDIOT! YOU DESERVE TO PAY FOR YOUR STUPID BEHAVIOUR!
I can't blame these women. If i met a rich, good-looking celebrity brain-dead enough to shaft me without a condom i'd be lying with my legs up in the air for the next 3 days praying for the miricle of life and fantasizing about how i'm going to spend all those easily earned pennies.

Anonymous said...

Stellaluna?!?! WTF? My children and I used to love to read that book together but come on...how stupid do you need to be to curse a child that way? Oh wait....

Mel and Zulu said...

I think Jude is going for world domination of little Laws. . . .

Pinky and the braindead springs to mind. . .lol. . .