Sex and the City 2 filming started in NYC

EEEK! Holy 80's flashback.

Wasn't 90210's AnnaLynne McCord available
as a body/face double?
She can borrow Nicole Kidman's prosthetic nose!

Maybe I'm not as excited as most chicks about the filming of Sex and the City 2, I don't know. But I tell ya what. There is NO effing way I'm gonna believe Secretariat Jessica Parker as an 18-year old ingenue finding her way in The Big Apple. No. Effing. Way.

The good news is Chris Noth ("Big") is back, and there's the possibility that Victoria Beckham may do a cameo.

Seriously, though. Is it just me about SJP not being able to pull off being 25 years younger? I hope there's plenty of vaseline for that lens.

Jennifer Aniston says: "As we grow older, our chins get bigger, RIGHT??"

Jen's dangerously close to Leno territory.

THAT is a goddamn monstrosity, you guys. I honestly don't remember Jen being so chin-ified when she was on "Friends", do you?? Holy Lord, that's jumbo. I don't CARE if she has a decent body--she's not cute, as my gays like to say.

And get ready to laugh. The National Enquirer (aka THE BIBLE) is reporting that Jen is feeling like everyone thinks she's desperate, after Bradley Cooper made it crystal clear that he didn't like her "that way".

[Regarding Bradley Cooper] "It was a huge embarrassment for Jennifer — now she feels used an upset — her confidence has taken yet another knock and she’s back at square one in terms of dating. Jen was so happy to be dating Bradley. She saw him as a hot new guy who was finally a worthy replacement for John and Brad."

Did I mention that Jennifer Aniston has an unusually large and unattractive chin and that it damn near takes up three-quarters of her face?

Oh. Sorry.

It's a "Fierce-Off", Bitches!!

Oh now, girls!!

First of all, Victoria Beckham should be flattered that Dita Von Teese is wearing one of her designs. That said. I can't decide which one I like better--or dislike more. If that makes any sense. Lord knows I love black and red. My closet has three colors: Black. Red. White. I'm sure that fact doesn't surprise many of you.

So. Do we like Dita's see-through white skin with the black dress and the giant head? Or do we prefer the red dress with the orange skin and shrunken head belonging to Posh?

I love both dresses and Dita's gloves. Dita wins by a pinky.

Okay. I'm doing this on a dare (thanks, Annette!). No make-up (sans fard)...eeeek!

Julia, "sans fard"...eeeek.

You've heard me mention my sweet friend, Annette, who lives near Paris, but is a "naughty Brit", right? Well, she dared me to post a picture of me "sans fard"--with absolutely NO make-up and NO Photoshop. So, yesterday when I was visiting Alex and chubby Felix, I asked Alex to take a photo...and here it is. Yikes. Do any of YOU have the nerve? Email me with your photo and I'll post it. C'mon. Don't make me be the only dork. (And YES. I KNOW I'm in need of Botox.)

Please bear in mind, I just turned 48 (yes, I'm publicly admitting it, people),on April 6th. Does that give me any slack at all? (Cringing....)

And just because, here are two pictures of Alex and Felix. Felix is teething and decided to use his Dad's ear to chew on. Funny stuff.

Look how RED Alex's ear is, forpitysake!

I have to frame this one...

I tell ya what, if I don't get some "sans fard/no make-up" pics from you guys, I'll be irritated. Seriously.

Oh, Brother. Anne Hathaway is Praying for an Oscar and a Tony by Playing Judy Garland

Just Google "Anne Hathaway ugly big mouth".

It's that simple.

I can see inside Anne Hathaway's transparent little head (okay big head.) "Ooohhh...if I sing with Jackman on the Oscars, everyone will know I can belt 'em out like Judy!" She was auditioning, live on the Academy Awards. Ugh. So now horseyteeth is gonna play Judy Garland in both the stage and screen versions of her life story.

I have never seen anyone so thrilled to watch her own film clips when being introduced at an awards ceremony. Hathaway's eyes welled with tears and then gave herself a big round of applause after watching her own screechy performance in "Horseyteeth Overacting" or whatever it was called. I completely cringed with embarrassment while she congratulated herself at the podium after winning the Golde Globe. Honestly, she is her own biggest fan.

So. You've been warned; prepare your embarrassment threshold.

Michael Phelps Gets Off.

Michael Phelps, relieving some stress...

Nope. No evidence at ALL.

"Having thoroughly investigated this matter, we do not believe we have enough evidence to prosecute anyone that was present at the November party," Lett said.

Phelps, who won a record eight gold medals at the Beijing Olympics six months ago, was shown holding a bong in a photograph published two weeks ago by a British newspaper, humiliating the superstar swimmer.


"How can we teach our kids... not to do drugs, then look away when it's an important person?

"Michael Phelps and I agree that something positive needs to come from this incident and that is a message of not using drugs. My perspective is that the law pertains to everyone and our drug laws are to be enforced."


Oh Michael. I'll bet you DO think "something postive (besides your urine test!) needs to come from this incident". I can hear the PR machine from here:

"Mikey...it's a win-win! YOU get off, and the sheriff continues to get his name in the media! Awesome."


I'm bored.

Michael Phelps is Screwed. **UPDATE, Ya'll - He's Super Sorry**

Lungs of the World, Michael Phelps

Phelps’ aides went into a panic over our story and offered us a raft of extraordinary incentives not to run the bong picture.

It was on November 6, weeks after his Beijing triumph, that 23-year-old Phelps surprised students at the University Of South Carolina in Columbia by showing up unannounced at a house party.

He was visiting Jordan Matthews, a girl he was secretly seeing who was a student there.

Our source revealed: “Michael came to visit Jordan but ended up just getting wasted every night."



One of the partygoers told the tabloid:

"You could tell Michael had smoked before. He grabbed the bong and a lighter and knew exactly what to do. He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits. Michael ended up getting a little paranoid, though, because before too long he looked like he was nervous and ran out of the place.”



A law that bans athletes for four-years for taking drugs has just hit the Olympic rule book. The US Olympics Committee, USA Swimming and Phelps’ coach Bob Bowman have refused to comment. YET.

Here is King of the Butterfaces, who had nevvvver been a ladies man or the life of the party--until he became the Olympic Phenomenon in 2008 by winning 8 gold medals for the United States. This is what happens with that kind of sudden notoriety and celebrity worship: First, run to Las Vegas and start gambling by 1.) hitting the poker tables and b.) [that bit never gets old] sleeping with strippers--which could be an even bigger gamble than throwing money into the casino's pockets, but that's beside the point.

Phelps then felt the need to grace a small-ish college town with his golden presence. All the girls flocked around him and the guys allegedly (!) watched (and took photos!) of Golden Lung inhale the deepest bong hit known to mankind.

Awesome. This falls into the category of, "I just won 8 gold medals, so I can smoke weed in front of a crowd and no one will report it" dementia.

**UPDATE**

Michael Phelps has just released the following statement:

"I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I'm 23 years old and despite the successes I've had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again."

Isn't this the same statement he released right after getting slapped with a DUI immediately following the 2004 Olympics? Just wonderin'.

Rumer Willis, Looking Decent!

Rumer Willis, not looking that hideous!

Wow...check this out! Rumer looks pretty GOOD. She's, in my category of things or people I "swore I'd never talk about", but when I saw this DRESS, I flipped right out. I'm in LOVE with it and would wear it in a HEARTBEAT. Like, right this minute!

I want to know who designed it and will someone please make a cheap knock-off?? Meh. I bet it's vintage.

Beating the Aniston Horse Again--I CAN'T HELP IT!

Jen's on my LAST nerve.

A red, white and blue tie and a

bunch of naked gay men does NOT

make you "America's Sweetheart".

Oh God, Taniston? Honestly. We GET it. You haven't pumped out a baby yet and you look "hot for your age". (LOVE the backhanded compliments...) But, Jen? PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON. Your chin is getting bigger, you look like a rat and pretty soon you'll be in Michael Phelps Territory. (See definition of "Butterface"; Hot from the neck DOWN.) There she is on the cover of the January 2009 GQ.

Jen, please understand. You are not and never will be the breathtaking beauty that Angelina is. Quit freaking trying so hard.

In your dreams, Jennifer.

Here's part of the Taniston interview in GQ that really irritates me:

"...she says she and Pitt do speak from time to time: ""When there's something to congratulate or celebrate, there's an exchange," she said. On Jolie's revelation that she and Pitt fell in love during the making of Mr. & Mrs. Smith: "Considering the source," Aniston says, "nothing surprises me."

"Considering the source"??? I will say again, Angelina didn't do it all on her own, and by the way, your precious Bradley announced in Rolling Stone this week the VERY SAME THING.

"Pitt then shared his favorite performance by his partner and mother of his six children.
"Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Because you know ... six kids. Because I fell in love."

Daddy of SIX.

They always like to blame the woman...never their ex-husband, huh? Come ON. We all know Jen never wanted kids with Brad. Just because Taniston says she wants them "someday" (with John Mayer??), means nothing. Okay. My arm is tired from flogging this horseface--for now.

Michael Phelps is Sports Illustrated's Sportsman of the Year

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Mr. Vegas

Well, DURR. Of COURSE he is. I just wish they would've given him this honor before he hitched his horse in front of The Palms in Las Vegas and began gambling and dating strippers. I guess that would've only given S.I about a 12 hour window after the closing ceremonies though, huh?

And this is just AWFUL to say...BUT, I preferred the black and white photograph in one of the good men's magazines of Michael. It was from the neck down.

Good luck with that girlfriend, Michael. I'm sure your mom loves her, Dude.

REALLY, Michael??